Fight Erupts at US Open (VIDEO)

Fight Erupts at US Open (VIDEO)

Here’s the only corny joke I could think of for this video …. “This sure isn’t ‘love’ serving ‘love!”

Btw, I fast forwarded to the good parts. This is what happens when Nintendo bundles boxing and tennis into Wii-Sports. Just sayin’.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, sports, video Comments(0) September 3, 2010

Shaq Roasts Jimmy Kimmel (Video)

Shaq Roasts Jimmy Kimmel (Video)

I sorta fast forwarded for you, to the part with the best jokes.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, show, sports, tv, video Comments(0) September 2, 2010

911 Call: I Need A Towel, A Hug, And A Warm Cup of Hot Chocolate LOLZ [AUDIO]

911 Call: I Need A Towel, A Hug, And A Warm Cup of Hot Chocolate LOLZ [AUDIO]

CAN A BROTHER GET A HUG! DAMN?

A homeless man who called 911 from the hot tub of a suburban Portland home and initially said he was a sheriff before going on to ask for towels, hot chocolate and a hug has been arrested for trespassing.

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Midget’s Rendition of Lady GaGa + Beyonce’s “Telephone” [VIDEO]

Midget’s Rendition of Lady GaGa + Beyonce’s “Telephone” [VIDEO]

This is sort of creepy to say the least… why couldn’t these two have been performing in the Discovery Channel lobby yesterday? Lol. j/k.

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Howard Stern’s Iron Man Helmet Sent by Jon Favreau (Photo)

Howard Stern’s Iron Man Helmet Sent by Jon Favreau – Photo via HowardStern.com (Photo)

After the jump is Ralph Cirella’s version. Laf.

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Howard Wonders Why Favreau Keeps Screwing Him Over With Iron Man Merch. 09/02/10. 7:50am
Howard said he had this meeting with Tim and he was so proud of that Iron Man and Senator Stern sign he got from Jon Favreau. He said Robin is going to think he’s a terrible person when he tells this story. He told the story about the Jon Favreau thing and how he sent him that toy he ended up giving to Jason. He said that Jon was very appreciative of his support. Howard said he sent him this toy that any idiot can buy in a toy store. Howard said he’s not 4 years old so he wondered why he would send him that. Howard said he complained on the air and Jon ended up sending him this Iron Man mask and the Senator Stern sign from ”Iron Man 2.” He really wasn’t fishing for gifts from the guy.

Howard said the stuff he got from Jon didn’t say it was from the movie. It was very vague. He said he figured it was rare stuff he got. He wrote him a thank-you note and sent him a picture of the display and all of that. He said he got a note back from Jon and he told him that the eyes light up and stuff. He said he didn’t even know that. Howard said Jon sent him the letter and clarified about exactly what he got. The Senator Stern thing was on camera and the mask was a prop for the movie. He said they added the lights to it but there are only a few of these in existence. Howard said that it still sounds very vague to him. He said it still sounds important to him.

Howard said he figured Ralph would be jealous. He emailed him a picture of the mask and Ralph got back to him. Ralph said ”welcome to the club” and he figured he was jealous. Then he sent back a picture and he was looking at the Iron Man head but it wasn’t his book shelf. It turns out that Ralph has one exactly like it. Howard said he is so disgusted that he’s going to take that head and throw it out the window. Howard said he wanted Ralph to be jealous and he has the same, stupid, Iron Man head.

Jason said that the head is a cheap, plastic thing. Howard said that’s what he has. Jason said his toy’s eyes light up too. Jason said if it’s the same thing then it is just a shitty plastic thing. He said that Ralph may have gotten his from the people at Paramount. Howard said that he can’t believe that everyone has one. He’s getting rid of his if that’s the case.

Howard asked why Favreau does this to him. Robin said that he’s getting a lot of attention from him on this. Howard said he’s done with Favreau now. He said he can’t let him direct ”Footless” after all of this. Howard said Jon explained to him that this wasn’t from the movie and now he sees what it really is. Howard said that it did seem like a piece of shit and it turns out it was.

Ralph called in and told Howard that his is actually better. He said that his is made from the mold. Ralph’s is made by a company that does replicas. Ralph said that Howard’s is made from the actual molds that they used for the movie. He said that’s why it’s better. Ralph said his is made of metal but the one Howard has is better even though it’s made of plastic.

Howard said now his sounds more valuable than Ralph’s. Howard read Favreau’s note again and it sounds like it could have been used in the movie if they had broken some other ones. Howard said he thinks that they just had a bunch made up for shlubs like him. Howard said that it is a prop and not a commercial piece. He said that they have a magnetic neck piece on this thing that allows the stunt doubles to wear them.

Gary told Howard that Favreau emailed him too and he thinks that he either doesn’t have access to that stuff or he doesn’t want to give it up. Howard said he doesn’t want anything… but if you’re going to send something, you’d think it would be something really cool. Howard said he doesn’t want something that Ralph has. Howard said that this isn’t something that was in the movie. He said he’d prefer that he not have anything. He said that he displayed the note along with the helmet and desk sign. He said that he wants some authentication and that’s what he has. Howard said he’s all shook up from this and he wasn’t able to say ”authentication.” He was saying ”authentication.”

Ralph said that the desk sign was in the movie though. He said that’s going to be his disclaimer when he says the helmet wasn’t in the movie.

Howard said he couldn’t believe when he got the picture from Ralph. He said he even has a special stand for his. Howard said he has to figure out how to make the eyes light up on his helmet. Ralph said he’ll help him out with that when he comes over.

Howard said he was showing that head off to Tim and now he realizes it’s not even in the movie. Robin said that Jon is going to have to find some other piece of junk to send to him. Howard said when you buy a Picasso you don’t buy a replica of it. He said he wants Robert Downey Jr’s head hanging in his house. Robin said she went to a house and this guy had a Terminator replica in his house. She said she was wondering if it was real but she figures it isn’t now.

Howard said he took that picture of his helmet and he realized that next to it was a pile of books about him. He said he had pictures of himself and things like that there too. He had to take the picture so he wouldn’t see all of that stuff so he wouldn’t look so shallow. Howard said he wanted to look more intellectual so he put some other books there to cover them up. He had the bible next to it instead.

Howard took a call from a guy who said he should post a picture so the fans can see it. Howard said he’ll send the picture of the fake head so they can see that. Howard sent the picture to Jason so he can post it on HowardStern.com. Jason said it may take a while if everyone goes to the site right now. Howard said there’s no rush to get on the site.

Howard said this whole thing is a disaster and Favreau has to stop sending him stuff. Howard told Jason to get that picture up in one minute. Jason said he’d do that.

Howard said he had that Paul McCartney guitar at his apartment too. That’s just a replica too and Paul never even played it. Howard said he has that in a display case. He did sign it but he never played the thing. Howard said he has a bunch of shitty things on display. Howard said he has a great poster of the Three Stooges on display and that means something to him. He started getting sentimental so he built a display case for the guitar. He said he made a whole display out of that and then someone told him that it was just a replica. He said they make it look old but it’s really a fake. It was his real signature and he did give it to him on the show… but it’s still not real.

Howard said that this psychiatry isn’t working out for him. He said that everyone goes horribly wrong when he listens to the guy. Howard said he was going to run over to the Discovery Channel and threaten to kill everyone after he got that picture from Ralph.

Howard said he was reading about that shooter from the Discovery Channel and how nutty he was. Howard said the guy was a world class fuckin’ nut. Howard said he looks like other nuts too. He said they all have a similar look.

Howard said the picture was up on the web site. He explained what was in the picture and how he had posed it to look more intellectual. Robin said they should put up the Ralph picture too. Howard asked Jason to get that one up fast too. Howard went into his email and forwarded that one to Jason. Howard said Ralph’s looks just as good as his.

Jason got Ralph’s picture and said that Howard’s display was better. That was about it. Howard said he had a decorator come in and help him with that. He said that was for his phony, baloney helmet. Howard said this woman came over and charged him to set that thing up.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, sirius Comments(1) September 2, 2010

Guns n Roses’ Axl Rose Storms Off Stage After Flying Bottle Incident in Dublin, Ireland (VIDEO)

Guns n Roses’ Axl Rose Storms Off Stage After Flying Bottle Incident in Dublin, Ireland (VIDEO)

Laf………. welcome to the jungle. Irish people stay being angry. That’s why I want an Irish wife… we’d have so much in common!

Apparently Axl Rose is the stage equivalent of Tila Tequila and Lauryn Hill. Laffle.

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Permalink Posted in: concert, music, video Comments(0) September 2, 2010

Double Rainbow Guy Jumps The Double Shark in New Microsoft Ad

Double Rainbow Guy Jumps The Double Shark in New Microsoft Ad

I mean … I can’t fault him for trying to finance his weed-n-mushrooms habit by selling out for this Microsoft Ad. You know he’s a stoner when he had MS come out to his hilltop abode. Lolz. Weed-heads aren’t that into traveling unless it involves going to some Gathering of the Juggalos type event, or a Cage concert, 5 states away at a dive bar.

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Permalink Posted in: gadget, video Comments(0) September 2, 2010

Medicated Pete of Howard Stern Show Fame: The Remy Burbee Mix-up (Trailer)

Medicated Pete of Howard Stern Show Fame: The Remy Burbee Mix-up (Trailer)

A mocumentary style short film that investigates how an inanimate objects actor thought he was awarded best actor at the Oscars. Staring Peter McHeffey (Medicated Pete) and Taraje Williams-Murray.

This looks so dumb, that it’s good dumb. Starring of course former two-time Howard Stern Show intern with tourettes, Medicated Pete.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, movie, sirius, video Comments(0) September 2, 2010

dayam lol TI had uber Sizzurp in his car (PHOTO) a/k/a purple drank … aka codeine syrup.

dayam lol TI had uber Sizzurp in his car (PHOTO) a/k/a purple drank … aka codeine syrup. — Photo via TMZ!

No offense but ain’t that some down south prom type shit… let us rock the Maybach with mad cups of Sizzurp in Styrofoam cups. Mo fo you driving around LA, you’re not going to an Atlanta high-school reunion.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, hip-hop, los angeles, music Comments(2) September 2, 2010