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The Retardedness of The Destiny Raid #Vent #Rant

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The Retardedness of The Destiny Raid #Vent #Rant

There are so many things wrong with Destiny’s raid. There is no matchmaking, so you’re forced to use DestinyLFG.com to find a group. Last night I ended up with a group–I would say half of us knew what we were doing and the other half were n00bz. Level 27 n00bz. Anyways, we coached them through it…SORTA.

Here were the results: it took way too long. As far as rewards or loot drops, it gave me the same Legendary Sniper Rifle I already had! Thanks a lot. And lastly, we didn’t even complete the Raid. We got to the last section, right before the Atheon fight, and we kept failing. I did the same section last week and it was a breeze! The raid when you have 1 or 2 people not carrying their weight, it becomes impossible. And at the end of the day, I don’t even mind an impossibility if you end up with raid gear that you can use! I’ve done the Raid 4 times now, and I’ve yet to receive 1 piece of raid gear armor! So I am stuck at the lower end of Level 29.
With a swarm of new games out or coming out like NBA2K15, Bayonetta 2, TitanFall’s new co-op mode, etc.–these headaches from Destiny are all causing the game to feel less and less worth it! They really need to fix the loot drops, add matchmaking, hurry up and release the promised patches, and get those DLCs out. It’s a game that will be dead soon one way or another. End rant.

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Eric Andre on The Howard Stern Show-Interview 10/22/2014

Eric Andre on The Howard Stern Show-Interview 10/22/2014

I mix up Eric Andre with Key & Peele and I refuse to buy into Key & Peele being funny. I suppose I can be convinced to feel that way about Eric Andre [being funny]. I liked his appearance, but for example, if I met a hot chick and she hated Eric Andre, I would totally pile on top and hate him as well, in order to win brownie points with said hypothetical chick. Meaning, I don’t like him that much, and I feel like I’m way more talented. I’ve also never watched his Adult Swim Show, as I am not into shows that weedhead hipster burnouts fancy.

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Chrissy Teigen Makes Joke About Ottawa Shooting, Then Complains When She Receives Death Threats!

Chrissy Teigen Makes Joke About Ottawa Shooting, Then Complains When She Receives Death Threats!

If being annoying meant brightness — then she def would be the brightest lightbulb in the box, but she’s def. not.

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Hannibal Buress on Howard Stern Show AUDIO 10-21-14

Hannibal Buress on Howard Stern Show AUDIO 10-21-14

Congrats to Hannibal for finally joining the illuminati. I think the initiation ritual took place on Louis CK’s private jet.

I miss the old days… you know, when Louis CK’s publicist would give me front row tickets to his theater gigs, and Hannibal Buress would let me interview him:

I have a funny story, one time I was at this house party in Baltimore, and I’m not gonna lie, when I am not running with the comforts of The Shabooty Dynasty and I’m running solo, I am social awkward (NEWS FLASH), and I was macking on this Hispanic chick I knew from the internets and when she found out I had interviewed Hannibal Buress (after I told her), she was mad impressed! So I pulled the interview up on my iPhone (I’ve had an iPhone since ’06–this story occurred in like ’11-’12) and we’re watching the youtube interview and I was like damn, she must be mad impressed.
The thing was, the party was at her white girlfriend’s house, and the latter girl had warned me to not tweet shit about the party goers knowing my sense of humor and my brazen style of comedy. But I just couldn’t help myself (esp. if I am bored at a party with stoners). The party goers were doing dumb frat-like shit, like basically wrestling shirtless in the basement, being slammed into sharp corners of couches. So OF COURSE I had to go in on those fools, ’cause it just seemed retarded (I was probably too sober since I had to drive home). That kind of physical activity is what should happen at a high school party where they can’t even get a keg, and are stuck drinking from 24 packs of Milwaukee’s Best. Anyways, I think I left the party at some point and they saw my posts/tweets some point soon after and they were none-too-pleased and I ruined my chances with the Hispanic chick–though she was from Orlando anyways and just visiting town–so no who cares. Oh well… so long story short, interviewing Hannibal Buress hasn’t gotten me any chicks. Shucks.

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