Pic Of The Day CTSY A DC SHITTER

This is a pic from a very unkempt DC Bar bathroom.

This is from a bar bathroom, in which I was hanging out with my token platonic friend, and her IOWAian chick friend (at the bar, not in the bathroom). The IOWAbiatch happened to look like the uglier Ugly Olsen Twin, if they had a twin brother. Maybe that explained her sombrero + empire dress enSHITensemble. The cunty got drunk, and started standing on the chair for attention. Her square ass boyfriend couldn’t keep that bitch on track. Instead they all were frigging goober-messes. I was just chillaxing. Trying not to be called racist shit by these people, in which I failed miserably at.

This is my platonic friend at a sex-toy shop, visited in between bars. MUhaahah.
I blocked out her face to protect the guilty.


Don’t try this at home. Photo by Shabooty (on iPhone).

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MTV Real World: Hollywood | Full Episode 5 | “I Need Lovin’”

When Dave hooks up with another girl, Kim proves that her attraction is more than physical. Meanwhile, Brianna brings JoJo home again, upsetting the roommates.

Man, the chicks on the Real World hollywood season are boxes…
One’s the stereotypical conservative box, ones the stripper mut box, and the other is the corn-bread white girl dumb airhead box. With their powers combined, they’d just be stacked boxes. :) The only redeeming quality on these boxes is their cute, THIS SIDE UP tramp-stamps. Whizz0rezzzZZzzZ.
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Song of the Day: El-P - I Just Made You Up

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Mike Huckabee Makes Obama Joke at NRA Convention

“That was Barack Obama, he just tripped off a chair, he’s getting ready to speak. Somebody aimed a gun at him and he dove for the floor.”

This is what happens when un-funny douchebags try to ad-lib humor. wtf.
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I Have Very Hollywood-esque Dreams

Photo by Todd Westphal

Ahhh, I just remembered my dream last night. I was apparently the exec. producer for an independent horror film. I even penned the main ‘badguy’ character and created him. But then, I was trying to do re-writes and was trying to decide if it should even stay a horror film or change it into a hor-omedy, since comedy’s my forte (shaun of the dead -ish). Fast forward to on the set… I do remember just ‘happening’ to be around some chicks in the movie who were in wardrobe getting their costuming on. Very slutty outfits, but as the exec producer, I had to be there to oversee that they were slutty looking enough. Apparently, I also remember after finding out that while it was an indie-film, Warner Bros. was doing the distribution, and I didn’t have a writers credit for the character I had penned, so I flipped my lid.
I think that’s all I remember. I just remember I was back back in Cali Cali…

“Going Back To Cali” -Notorious B.I.G.

To Live & Die In L.A. - 2Pac

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Sue Simmons Curses “What the F**k” and Apology (NBC)

Sue Simmon from NBC News 4 drops the “F” bomb then apologizes. Both videos are shown.

hanNN! I love f-bombs.

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Permalink Posted in: el-p, humor, tv, video, youtube Comments(0) May 16, 2008

Shia Labeouf Throws Up The CC On SNL 2008

The hardest working member of Cardboard City throws up the CC on SNL again.

Gotta love Shia still puttin’ in his work… when he don’t need to.

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Bill O’Reilly Goes Nuts Flips Out On Inside Edition (OUTTAKE) As Heard On The Howard Stern Show

As Heard on Howard Stern…Bill O’Reilly Going Ape Shit on Inside Edition.

Watch this one while it’s still up!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, ventilation, video, youtube Comments(0) May 12, 2008

Geeking Out On Zelda Shit: The Legend Of Zelda Real Life Parody, Zelda Theme On Theremin, On Ocarina

A boy dressed as link long version

The Legend of Zelda Theme on Theremin

Zelda Theme on Ocarina

Did you  hear that Nintendo Wii makes Yamauchi Japan’s richest …as in the former Nintendo chair which has a 10% stake in the company, is now worth 7.8B…with a b. Billion dollars. That’s a lot of used Japanese school girl panties… that man could afford a whole wrack of em, in ziplocked air-tight baggies.

[note not all Japanese men have said fetish: it was a joke]

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Pic Of The Day

Is it just me or does this chick look like an ANT+WHORE

LMFAO!!!!! ANTWHORE!!!!!

I promise you that I didn’t doctor this photo at all in photoshop. This is the way it showed up on said chick’s facebook.

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A Shot At Love 2 Episode 3 (Tila Tequila) Full Episode: Hard to Swallow

*spoiler* In this episode, there is everything from puking, panty raids, reinforcing the stereotype that black people can’t swim, they steal howard stern’s robospanker contraption, and they make the women eat pig vagina… all for a shot at love with tila tequila.

part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6 - part 7 - mirror

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Permalink Posted in: myspace, tv, video, youtube Comments(0) May 11, 2008