Martin Shkreli Breakfast Club Interview Power 105.1 (Video) #LatePass

Martin Shkreli Breakfast Club Interview Power 105.1 (Video) #LatePass

My favorite aspect about Martin Shkreli is a very self-centered one (which I think he would appreciate). It is when Martin is live-streaming, and at times he’s splashing his PC desktop on the live stream and he’s looking at his twitter timeline, sometimes my tweets show up since he follows me. That’s the best. Lolz.

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Conan O’Brien Clueless Gamer Segment: Plays DOOM with Von Miller and Marshawn Lynch (VIDEO)

Conan O’Brien Clueless Gamer Segment: Plays DOOM with Von Miller and Marshawn Lynch (VIDEO)

Of course Marshawn Lynch is going to retire. You can tell he would rather lounge around and play video games than put in work on the gridiron. I’m the same way, minus the CTE.

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#FlatRonnie makes debut on Jason Fielder sportscast [Video]

Flat Ronnie makes debut on Jason Fielder sportscast

Can we get this guy on a NATIONAL stage so he’s reporting on national sports instead of local Detroit stuff? If I was running ESPN, I’d hire him… after I hired myself as the head of ESPN, that is.

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The Difference A Year Makes


The Difference A Year Makes

Listen, I am still ruling no roosts and I am the master of no domains (the illuminati makes sure of that), but the difference a year makes is nevertheless tremendous.

Last year at this time I was working at a florist. And if you know anyone out there that works at a florist, this is the time of the year you need to treat them with the same reverence of someone going through chemotherapy. Because working at a florist during Valentine’s Day (and Mother’s Day, and Christmas) is a cancer to one’s soul. I am still recovering. If I was George Takei, I’d have to one day write a play about the harrowing tales [like he did about the Japanese internment camps he had to call home as a child]. But simply put, I only felt like I was going to faint, once! Go me. 

Anyways, don’t get your girlfriend flowers for V-day, get her a nice tablet or electronic device that will last. Lolz. I’m not resentful, am I? Well, it’s all good because unlike last year, I have President’s Day off. And we all know dead presidents represent me. (That was a sarcastic hip-hop reference to money, by the way).

As Played on Howard Stern Show: “Jason Bond” Pranks NBC4 TV Anchors @OhMyGoff During Snow Coverage

As Played on Howard Stern Show: “Jason Bond” Pranks NBC4 TV Anchors @OhMyGoff During Snow Coverage

NBC 4 TV Anchors Angie Goff and David Culver Get Punked by Caller Rambling on About His Drug Dealer and Prostitutes As the East Coast of America withstood a major winter storm over the weekend, NBC 4’s Angie Goff and David Culver covered the early morning impact that snow had around Washington D.C. on Saturday. During their coverage though, something rather odd happened when they brought in a man to discuss the snow… and they completely missed what exactly he was worried about the most.

In an event that WASH-FM is calling a prank, Jason Bond, who identified himself as an official with the Virginia Department of Transportation, began by talking about the increasing number of traffic and car accidents around the area. About a minute in, however, things started to take a strange turn when he said “my drug dealer and prostitute were on the way and they couldn’t get it delivered. I couldn’t believe it.”
Bond alluded to the dealer and sex worker multiple times throughout the call, but Goff and Culver seemed to have no reaction to this, and the show’s producers did not terminate the call. Eventually, the show cut away to storm correspondent Adam Tuss, who waved at the camera in a way that suggests he either regained station connection, or that he was trying to warn them that they were being had.

Dear Stern fans, I have the biggest crush on Angie, so don’t give her a hard time!

UPDATE:

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Video: The Mariann From Brooklyn @MFBrooklyn Baba Booey Bomb on TV During Snow Coverage [VIDEO]

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Video: The Mariann From Brooklyn Baba Booey Bomb on TV During Snow Coverage [VIDEO]

Posting this in case you missed it! The snow will be gone in a few days, but this is now “blogged for posterity.”

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