SEPARATED AT BIRTH: Don Knotts aka Mr. Furley (Threes Company) AND The Inventor Of The Sybian!
If you missed today’s Howard Stern Show, you missed a CLASSIC show… the best in recent memory. David Arquette was sitting in the studio, the whole show today (as a celebrity super-fan), and they brought in a porn star and the inventor of the Sybian, this 80 year old dude (that can’t get it up anymore), that looks like Mr. Furley from Three’s Company!!! And wow, this guy was a creeper. They wanted the girl to ride the sybian in regular fashion (on the stand, straddling it). Well, ohhh noo, this guy Dave (the inventor), had other plans. He said he wanted to run the sybian controls, have it down on the ground, with a stool, and straddling her. But that’s not the clincher. While he started operating the sybian, he started whispering sweet nothings into her ear… such insta-classic gems as: “GET THE POISON OUT, atta girl, let her go, let her go, fuck me, GET THE POISON OUT!” It was wild to listen to. It was like the audio version of a UFO sighting – like wow, we actually have this now on tape!!!
Of course within minutes, they isolated that audio, and made it into a Fred sound drop.
Classic shit. If you want to listen to today’s show, I posted a link at the bottom of this post.
Okay, this chick Christie Kane was on the Howard Stern show yesterday, and she’s hot and all, but good lord I do not know what accent that is! It almost sounds like retarded French accent. I mean who am I kidding though, what straight guy looks at those pictures and even hears her speak, period? I guess it was just startling (solely) hearing her on the radio. Sigh. Almost like she had a cleft palate… long as she doesn’t have a cleft-vagine.
UPDATE: You know what’s hilarious, if you throw a chick with a funny accent on the sybian, all of a sudden it turns into a weird hotness about it. Shrug, so yeah, she won me over with her sybian ride. NICE.