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To take a page out of the great Riley Martin’s book - may I be brought out of the doldrums of object destitution, and what have you. I am the quite marvelous, the inimitable, one of the world’s greatest writers and dare I say neurobiologist, theoretical oceanographer, mountaineer, extreme snowboarder, quantum physicist, historical scholar, time-machine inventor, stratospheric balloonist, counter-terrorism expert, forensic anthropologist, the one and only: SHABOOTY. Yes, Indeed, he’s a paragon of what he does.

Shabooty.com is a blog run by Washington D.C. + Los Angeles-based writer/journalist/internet personality, Shabooty. Typically focusing on comedy, music and “The Howard Stern Show,” Shabooty.com is also known to cover everything from television and film to the occasional exposure of celebrity vagine. Shabooty’s celebrity interviews and features about music and pop culture have been seen in a variety of publications including Los Angeles’ LAist, Google News, Tony Pierce.com’s BusBlog (LATimes Blog Editor), Head Automatica.com, Chris Palko.com, StuffBlackPeopleHate, Tempe12, ByronCrawford.com, Definitive Jux Records [3], World’s Fair News, Rev Bob Levy.com, & Howard Stern.com.
Audio of Steve Langford Quoting A Shabooty Interview on The Howard Stern Show (11/13/2007).

If you would like to pay Shabooty something that looks like:
barack money
but less ahead of its time - to write for your publication, he can be contacted at:.
He prefers checks that aren’t made by Spalding, Wilson, or Volt.