F-Ing Thunderstorm Woke My Crusty Ass Up

Is it just me or has the special effects/costuming quality in pornos these days skyrocketed in quality? NSFW.

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Bert & Ernie tries Gangsta-Rap

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Yes, the new wordpress iphone application is out. I did a draft post last night with it. It works pretty good. I look forward to mobile blog at concerts on the fly (granted I have a signal). Check it out.

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I dedicate this:

Samuel L. Jackson - baltimore club mix

To Khia “DJ K-Swift” Edgerton…RIP.

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Check out this:
A.P.T. Song - Obama Obama (Lil Wayne “A Milli” Remake)

The only thing it’s lacking is more cowbell.

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Here’s Jack:

No Brian! Those Chicken Wings Are Really Spicy, Don’t Eat Those (YTMND)

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The following statements are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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Awwww. They care! (Sarcasm Sandwich)

That above is attributable to one of my favorite authors -but I won’t say who (but thanks for replying to my email, unsaid author).

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Lastly…fu*k thunderstorms.

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Permalink Posted in: hiphop, humor, kobe, los angeles, max barry, music, myspace, nsfw, odds and ends, video, youtube Comments(0) July 23, 2008

Shit Pond

THIS IS THE SHIT POND ON KANDAHAR. JOE AND I TOOK A LITTLE STROLL ONE DAY JUST TO SEE WHAT ALL THE EXCITEMENT WAS ABOUT. SEE FOR YOURSELF, IT’S A HELL OF AN INTERESTING EXPERIENCE WHAT WE FOUND AT THE SHIT POND ON KANDAHAR IN AUGUST OF 2003.

Artie told a story about the Burger King over in Kandahar that burned down. He said he was looking forward to it but the place burned down the week before. It was also near the camp that’s right near the shit pond. Artie said that there’s a Starbucks rip-off place over there too. He said that was called Three Bean. He said that the troops walk around with an M16 and a Caramel Macchiato.

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Permalink Posted in: artie lange, comedy, howard stern, sirius, video, word of the day, youtube Comments(0) July 15, 2008

Miss USA Falling In Miss Universe 2008 (Video)

miss usa universe 2008 falling on stage

international feed

and the winner is:
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Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy, humor, model, snatch, video, youtube Comments(2) July 13, 2008

Odds and Ends: iPhone 2.0 Software Released, . . .

‘Official’ iPhone firmware 2.0 now available for download.

The new iPhone 3G launched today at 8 am. Where was I? Passed out on my friend’s couch. I am passing on this latest iPhone. The 15$ a month on top of what I currently pay, plus the fact that most of the new features (aka Firmware 2.0 with the Apps Store), work with my first gen iPhone, help make this decision for me.

Steve the Woz Wozniak agrees:

“A little faster downloading of webpages, and it has a GPS [Global Positioning System] chip built in. But, you know, these aren’t, like, break-the-bank items…A lot of the people I know just aren’t going to upgrade yet.”

The facebook app, myspace app, weatherbug, and twitterific on the iPhone have so far been impressive!

On to some other things,

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Permalink Posted in: apple, gadget, iphone, show, tv, video, youtube Comments(0) July 12, 2008

Jesse Jackson Caught On Tape Saying He Wants To Cut Barack Obama’s Nuts Off!

Jesse Jackson, “I wanna cut his nuts off”. CNN 09July08

WASHINGTON - In a vulgar tirade caught on tape by Fox News, the Rev. Jesse Jackson said he wanted to “cut his [Barack Obama's] nuts out” and he accused the fellow Chicagoan of “talking down to black folks” by giving moral lectures to African-Americans, source said Jackson’s shocking quotes were picked up by a hot mic before an interview on health care in Fox’s Chicago studio last Sunday READ REST>>

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Permalink Posted in: video, youtube Comments(0) July 10, 2008

Requiem For A Dream / Beatles Music Video

A music video for the Beatles’ “Happiness is a Warm Gun” using clips from Requiem for a Dream (the best movie evar).

According to Lennon, the title came from the cover of a gun magazine that producer George Martin showed him: “I think he showed me a cover of a magazine that said ‘Happiness Is a Warm Gun.’ It was a gun magazine. I just thought it was a fantastic, insane thing to say. A warm gun means you just shot something.”

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Permalink Posted in: movie, music, video, youtube Comments(0) July 5, 2008

Queens Of The Stone Age Concert Shoe Incident, Josh Homme Goes Mental @ Norwegian Wood (Videos)

They performed on Norwegian Wood. And some dude threw something at him. And the whole crowd beat the shit out of the dude who threw the shit, then the guy was thrown over the fence, and homme said “I’m sick but not sick enough to buttfuck you!”

…as heard on stern.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, concert, howard stern, music, video, youtube Comments(0) June 29, 2008

Vern Troyer Mini-Me Sex Tape Leaked (Video)

Try and avert your eyes…good luck.

mmm Midget Sex…sorry this is only a ‘teaser’ vid though.

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Permalink Posted in: video, youtube Comments(2) June 26, 2008

Don Imus’ Latest Racist Comments About Dallas’ Adam Pacman Jones Causes Uproar

NEW YORK — Just months after returning to the airwaves with a pledge to mend the wounds caused by his racist and sexist comment about a women’s basketball team, Don Imus is again drawing fire for injecting race into his radio show.

During an on-air conversation Monday about the arrests of suspended Dallas Cowboys cornerback Adam Jones, Imus asked, “What color is he?”…read rest.

WTF

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Permalink Posted in: video, youtube Comments(1) June 24, 2008

Shaq Freestyles, Disses Kobe Bryant, “How Does My Ass Taste?”

“Kobe -how does my ass taste?”

“You know how I be. Last week Kobe couldn’t do without me.” and a crowd joining chant of “Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes

No homo. Full story.

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Permalink Posted in: kobe, music, video, youtube Comments(2) June 24, 2008