Shit Pond

THIS IS THE SHIT POND ON KANDAHAR. JOE AND I TOOK A LITTLE STROLL ONE DAY JUST TO SEE WHAT ALL THE EXCITEMENT WAS ABOUT. SEE FOR YOURSELF, IT’S A HELL OF AN INTERESTING EXPERIENCE WHAT WE FOUND AT THE SHIT POND ON KANDAHAR IN AUGUST OF 2003.

Artie told a story about the Burger King over in Kandahar that burned down. He said he was looking forward to it but the place burned down the week before. It was also near the camp that’s right near the shit pond. Artie said that there’s a Starbucks rip-off place over there too. He said that was called Three Bean. He said that the troops walk around with an M16 and a Caramel Macchiato.

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Permalink Posted in: artie lange, comedy, howard stern, sirius, video, word of the day, youtube Comments(0) July 15, 2008

Setting The Table

Phrase of the day: “Setting The Table”/Stage/Scene/Your Mom

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Song of the day: Remix of Radiohead’s ‘All I Need’ by Amp Live featuring Yakballz
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Transformers 2 Update: (first hand account) from University of Pennsylvania (UPENN) regarding last weeks’ Transformers 2 filming:
Yes–they were all over the main campus about a week or so ago. Made getting around a bit tough as they don’t like us walking onto the set and unfortunately our offices are right in the middle of the main campus. I wasn’t successful in getting a cameo appearance or glimpse of anyone famous…

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Suicide Girl Of The Day

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Shabooty rhetorical question the day:
You know, if you put a carnation or celery in food-colored water, it will turn that color… so if you put celery in a vagina for long enough will it grow fish-scales?

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Permalink Posted in: howard stern, odds and ends, quotes, shia labeouf, word of the day Comments(2) June 19, 2008

Dap101

ROFL. So, I had a convo earlier with a Baltimore Sun reporter, so I could give my 2-cents on the cultural signifigance for the Michelle to Barack “DAP”. That alone is pretty funny. That I would be a “dap” expert. However, I didn’t want to give my real name. I was told -”we talking about “DAP” not watergate -where anonymous quotes would be appropriate!”. What do you call it when you laugh and sigh at the same time?

Anyways - here’s what I WAS gonna say.

Dap’n or giving dap / pound / fist bumping, has been around forever. According to urbandictionary (which is my bible),

The Dap includes simple to very intricate series of rhythmic hand slaps, clasps, hand and arm gestures exchanged between two persons as a sign of personal greeting, respect and group solidarity. Has origin in greetings developed and practiced by members of Black Power organizations founded in southern California in the early 1970s and then became common place and outlawed practice among African-American draftees and soldiers stateside and abroad during the latter years of the Vietnam War. Was soon adopted by huge duck bill cap, suspender and knicker attired African-American street and club dancers who originated the dance known as “Lockstepping.” Best known Lock Stepper is Fred Barry aka Rerun from the hit 1970s black TV sitcom, “What’s Happenin’?”

To me however it’s a little different of a situation. I think it’s just Michelle and Barack being/showing that they’re hip to the game. They’re relating to the young generation, that they’re not some old fucks. Sure they say “black [skin] don’t crack,” and that they can get away with being even younger looking than they really are, but they’re showing they’re not over the hill. Last month, when Barack “brushed the proverbial -dirt- off his shoulders” [vid] I think that was even more amazing. At least from a hiphop lover perspective.

To me the whole ‘dap’ thing is mainly a sports thing. In sports you see players giving each other dap, you don’t see them being dorks and giving as many high fives.
It’s also -in my opinion, an OCD thing. Come on now, when the Howard Stern’s of the world are being heckled by superfans, I think Howard has officially adopted the dap so he doesn’t get creepy listener germs on his hands.

As far as the pat on the butt (watch the Michelle dap video -it looks like as if Barack pats her on the ass after the dap), there could be many meanings of this. I take it back to Barry Bonds in the playoffs. Pre-fat head roided up, I am referring to when he was on the Pittsburgh Pirates. I recall the Pirates being in the lead in a game, he steals 2nd base, gets up, pats his OWN ass on the butt. The reference? He was saying, we’re kicking “THEIR” ass. That or he had just started sticking steroid injections in his ass, and he had an itch back there.

That’s my best answer… I guess the only other person to ask is Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings.

P.s. Call Me Shawn Stern.

Permalink Posted in: election, shabooty, shabooty exclusive, word of the day Comments(0) June 5, 2008

Word Of The Day: Alaskan Pipe Line

1. Alaskan pipe line

when a man and a woman are intimate, the man shits in a condom and freezes it. then the man takes the frozen shit “dildo” and crams it up the womans ass. she then moans and asks for more.
man 1:dude i took the biggest shit and froze it last night
man 2: did u alaskan pipe line some bitch?
man 1: fuck yeah nigga coon!

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VIA: Urbandictionary.com [I didn't write the above, lol].

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p.s.

Song of the day [direct download here]

Common - Universal Mind Control ft. Pharrel

(song of the day hat tip: SDSU)

Permalink Posted in: humor, word of the day Comments(0) June 4, 2008

Word Of The Day: Lot Lizard

1. lot lizard

A truck stop whore.

A female who sales her body by going from truck to truck at Truck Stops usually selling pussy or blowjobs what ever the truck driver can afford.

2. lot lizard

A trucker’s term for a prostitute that works truck stops.

“That TA is loaded with lot lizards”

Permalink Posted in: word of the day Comments(0) January 15, 2008

I Bet You Didn’t Know We Do PSA’s Here: The Fat Girl Angle Shot, EXPOSED!

Fat Girl Angle Shot

A photograph of a secretly fat girl with the camera looking slightly down from above to hide cheek chubbiness and chin multiplicity. Found in personal ads, LJ icons etc. The most overt symptom of those afflicted with internet disease.

Men can also use the fat girl angle shot in order to turn into an E-donis.

This technique is also occasionally referred to as the “livejournal head tilt”, which we also see used on a variety of other social networking sites.. All these girls have, man, it’s just a bunch of misleading thumbnails.

More info!!!

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Permalink Posted in: chick, word of the day Comments(2) January 9, 2008

Superman That Hoe, Now Watch Me You!!!

1.      Superman that hoe
When you’re doing a girl doggy style, pull out, and cum on her back/ass. When she tells you to wipe it off, you pretend to, and when she wakes up, she has the bed sheets stuck to her back like superman’s cape.

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Permalink Posted in: hiphop, word of the day, youtube Comments(1) January 6, 2008

Word Of The Day: Nation

LMFAO!!!!hell na folk u fuckn snaped on dat shit!!!daz fuckn nation!!

utube user: latinoking35th has commeth correct with the above comment to my youtube vid.

1. nation
12 up, 11 down

a word that can be used in place of words you can’t think of when you are excited

Dude that nation bitch is nation…damn she was so freaking nation.

So now, what are some examples of nation?

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Permalink Posted in: hiphop, video, word of the day, youtube Comments(0) December 26, 2007

word of the day: shooting ropes

1. shooting ropes
During a male orgasm the ejaculatory fluid is release from the penis with strong force in large streams. It is not a dribble and they travel a decent distance, anywhere from 8 inches up to several feet. Peter North is famous for shooting ropes.

Dude, when I finally finished I was shooting ropes all over her.

Permalink Posted in: word of the day Comments(0) November 12, 2007

WordOfTheDay: Superman

Superman; When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bed-sheet on to her back and when she wakes up it’s stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!!

“Yo, dawg, Last night my bitch was being frothy so I have her a Superman”

Permalink Posted in: word of the day Comments(0) November 5, 2007