Destiny: Rise of Iron Gjallarwing Sparrow Trailer [VIDEO]

Destiny: Rise of Iron Gjallarwing Sparrow Trailer [VIDEO]

The more Division tanks, the more I miss fresh Destiny content. I am really jealous though of the marketing arm of Activision, because they get to sit around all day, and think of new ways to sell us Destiny. In this case, taking advantage of the Gjallarhorn brand name and prestige. Do I think Gjallarwing was genius? Nah, sort of cheesy, but will I be excited to ride around in one? You bet. I think that’s the beauty of video game [pre-order] marketing. It doesn’t matter how cheesy or corny you get, nerds are DYING for fresh content. So you really can’t go wrong. How long until they do a promotion with McDonalds and do Gjallarhorn shaped chicken nuggets? No wait, that partnership is going to be all Pokemon Go territory very soon. Don’t front, if they made Pokemon shaped chicken nuggets, you know your ass would be there for the first time in a year, for instagramming purposes.

Destiny: Rise of Iron Trailer with Year 3 Gjallarhorn

Destiny: Rise of Iron Trailer with Year 3 Gjallarhorn

Yep, the Gjallarhorn is coming back! It was on this very blog where I said it was retarded from a marketing standpoint to take it away in the first place. You have a weapon that has broken through pop-culture barriers. Basically the Michael Jordan of Destiny. The idea of burying it, would be silly! It would be like NBA 2K17 having no Michael Jordan card in MyTeam mode. So of course it’s coming back in year 3, and of course now everyone can have it on day-one, if they preorder. The folks at Activision know what they’re doing. The talented folks at Bungie create these masterful games, and the puppet masters at Activison drop the hammer on you, and all of a sudden your wallet miraculously folds open like a Kentucky woman’s legs on a first date with Muhammad Ali. Take my money, just get me a time machine that takes me to September when this ROI (cute acronym, btw) comes out!

Destiny Kids Freak Out Over Getting Zen Meteor

Destiny Kids Freak Out Over Getting Zen Meteor

As played on Howard Stern Show… obviously these dudes are beyond virginal. Lol.

I have the Zen Meteor… it’s fun on a novelty level, but it’s not over powered at all, and actually kinda sucks balls. Either way, I’ll have to email my folks over at Activision PR and let them know this clip was played on the Howard Stern Show. 

The Division “Dark Zone” Drake Hotline Bling Song Parody (Video)

The Division “Dark Zone” Drake Hotline Bling Song Parody (Video)

I don’t even play the Division anymore because the game is busted/broken — until the next update comes out. But this song parody was genius. I used to do stuff like this in the past. Great stuff. Kudos to ArcadeCloud on the Tube of You.