Eric Andre on The Howard Stern Show-Interview 10/22/2014
I mix up Eric Andre with Key & Peele and I refuse to buy into Key & Peele being funny. I suppose I can be convinced to feel that way about Eric Andre [being funny]. I liked his appearance, but for example, if I met a hot chick and she hated Eric Andre, I would totally pile on top and hate him as well, in order to win brownie points with said hypothetical chick. Meaning, I don’t like him that much, and I feel like I’m way more talented. I’ve also never watched his Adult Swim Show, as I am not into shows that weedhead hipster burnouts fancy.
WHOA, WHAT HAPPENED TO Renee Zellweger’s FACE!?!? #ICANT
I think she got her plastic surgery at The Dollar Tree, and then afterwards the tree fell on top of her face.
Hannibal Buress on Howard Stern Show AUDIO 10-21-14
Congrats to Hannibal for finally joining the illuminati. I think the initiation ritual took place on Louis CK’s private jet.
I miss the old days… you know, when Louis CK’s publicist would give me front row tickets to his theater gigs, and Hannibal Buress would let me interview him:
I have a funny story, one time I was at this house party in Baltimore, and I’m not gonna lie, when I am not running with the comforts of The Shabooty Dynasty and I’m running solo, I am social awkward (NEWS FLASH), and I was macking on this Hispanic chick I knew from the internets and when she found out I had interviewed Hannibal Buress (after I told her), she was mad impressed! So I pulled the interview up on my iPhone (I’ve had an iPhone since ’06–this story occurred in like ’11-’12) and we’re watching the youtube interview and I was like damn, she must be mad impressed.
The thing was, the party was at her white girlfriend’s house, and the latter girl had warned me to not tweet shit about the party goers knowing my sense of humor and my brazen style of comedy. But I just couldn’t help myself (esp. if I am bored at a party with stoners). The party goers were doing dumb frat-like shit, like basically wrestling shirtless in the basement, being slammed into sharp corners of couches. So OF COURSE I had to go in on those fools, ’cause it just seemed retarded (I was probably too sober since I had to drive home). That kind of physical activity is what should happen at a high school party where they can’t even get a keg, and are stuck drinking from 24 packs of Milwaukee’s Best. Anyways, I think I left the party at some point and they saw my posts/tweets some point soon after and they were none-too-pleased and I ruined my chances with the Hispanic chick–though she was from Orlando anyways and just visiting town–so no who cares. Oh well… so long story short, interviewing Hannibal Buress hasn’t gotten me any chicks. Shucks.
Afroman – “Because I Got High” Positive Remix
As played on The Howard Stern Show Today. He’s basically like a one-hit wonder that had one too many 5 wings & fries from the local Chinese spot.
Drake – How About Now (New Single)
If you want this on the mp3…check the comment section. I’ll drop a link in there for ya.
Pet-Peeve: When Hot Chicks Vine Themselves Trying To Be Funny…But They’re Not [VINE]
Leave the being funny to unhot guys sitting behind a keyboard!
*NEW* Yelawolf – “Till It’s Gone” [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO--As Heard on Sons of Anarchy]
I’ve made sweet-passionate-love to many-a-white chicks that were huge Yelawolf fans. HAAA! And by many I just mean one (extrapolated 20-fold). The last one was actually a huge ‘The Weeknd’ fan though.