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Priya (Indian Pr0n Star) on Howard Stern Show 10-28-09


Priya Anjali Rai (Indian P0rn Star) As Heard On The Howard Stern Show 10-28-09

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Wolfmother – Woman ( MSTRKRFT remix )



Wolfmother – Woman ( MSTRKRFT remix )

My Nocturnal Readers… Yeah, that’s my ex-girlfriend, so what! Her friends are extra-cool! They’re drinking National BOHEMIAN, like they totally missed the fucking memo. The cool “in” beers are PBRS. Hipster #FAIL.

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Why Women Want To Have Sex


Why Women Want To Have Sex

Meston and Buss say there are more factors governing a woman’s sex drive than a man’s. Here are some of the differences:
–The factors that make men attractive to women, such as personality, self-confidence and status, are less important to men when they are choosing a woman for sex.
–Women are more selective in choosing a sex partner than are men. They consistently show preferences for men with symmetrical bodies, which is a subtle sign of genetic fitness and status.
–”Kissing is an emotional litmus test,” the authors write in the book. Translation: While men will have sex without kissing, it is a rare woman who will do the same.
–Sexual arousal is more complicated for women than for men.
–Sex can ease the pain of menstrual cramps and headaches.
–84 percent of wives, compared to 64 percent of husbands, have had sex out of a sense of duty.

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Lazerbitch – Coquette (Video)


Lazerbitch – Coquette (Video)

Here’s my “friend” Libby’s new music video. By friend I mean she makes me pay cover, and her girlfriend I was trying to bang, never banged me. LOL. Let’s not let that take away from the ART here, kiddes. Personal politics aside, I actually liked the video.

Now, here’s how you make it in show business. You hook up your sluttiest of friends with writers, and you make sure you have a media guest list. Pretty simple, right?

And I still dunno wtf a coquette is.

Ohhh, a flirt who gets a lot of coq?

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Three Teenage White Chicks Sing ‘Put It In My Mouth’ by Akinyele


Three Teenage White Chicks Sing ‘Put It In My Mouth’ by Akinyele – Video

OBSERVATIONS AND JUMPING TO SHABOOTY CONCLUSIONS:

A) By age 25, these three chicks will be fat.
B) At least one of them is gay.
C) Finally wigger-dom has its plus sides for us guys.
D) At least one of them is a cold fish in bed.
E) At least two of them will stop swallowing after getting comfortable in a relationship.
F) They’re all probably high on pain-killers as they recorded this.
G) They just discovered this Akinyele song yesterday. OMG!
H) Chick on the left does have nice boobs, though.
I) The gay girl’s the one on the right, obviously.
J) They all fingerbang themselves to Shane from the L-Word.

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Boob Job + Tattoos + Alt.Pron Chick GONE WRONG (NSFW)

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Boob Job + Tattoos + Alt.Pron Chick GONE WRONG

A lot of alt.pr0n chicks are notoriously butterfaces (sort of like redheads), but this chick is in a whole ‘nother category.

Where do we start? 1) THE HORRIBLE BOOB JOB. 2) Too many tattoos 3) The trailer chic’ (sheek) hair cut 4) The protruding c-lips… GoTdamn! Full image after jump…

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