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I Present To YOU, For Posterity, The Tweets That Lead To Samantha Ronson Blocking Me on Twitter!


I Present To YOU, For Posterity, The Tweets That Lead To Samantha Ronson Blocking Me on Twitter!

This one above was the nail in the coffin! Damn. It was a JOKE Samantha Ronson, sheesh. Dykey DJ’s (people who press play on their laptops) dunno how show-business works? ;)

I goof on you, you eat Lindsay’s box, your dog kills innocent show dogs, and we’re all happy.

So I am pretty sure the above one is the one that really pissed her off! Lolz! I am so proud of this.

Another screen-capped tweet below…

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Jenna Mourey Is Not Funny


Jenna Mourey Is Not Funny

I suppose I am being a little underhanded, not really though. This chick right now has a viral video out there that has like 900,000 views in a day and her youtube profile is the most viewed profile today. In the (popular) video, not the one above, she pretends to be an ugly chick, then dolls herself up so the rest of the ugly bitches in the world can follow her footsteps, while she attempts to be funny.

The above video is of her yentering it up, thinking she’s some great personality. I got through two minutes of it, but I don’t even think that’s what’s aggravating. Okay, so I’ll give in and post her VIRAL (popular as ef) video below after the jump (the make-up one). But it’s pretty FUCKING GAY when this chick is now internet famous for a youtube “ugly to pretty” transformation video, when on her facebook fan page she has about 200 professional modeling pictures, and let me tell you, she looks good, and her annoying personality shows for that. At one point in the video below she flashes her college diploma, and she went to the same university as Howard Stern.

F her. She reminds me why I hate hot + smart = annoying chicks.

ANYWAYS, THIS CHICK IS NOW INTERNET FAMOUS FOR BEING AN UGLY CHICK ON YOUTUBE…. THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!!???





She has her ASSHOLE out, LOLz.

[Image via Facebook]

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Ben Roethlisberger Case: Black Cop Sides With Rich Jew, Loses Job


Ben Roethlisberger Case: Black Cop Sides With Rich Jew, Loses Job

I read on TMZ that the investigating officer in the middle of all of this sexual assault, told the trick hoe (via what was written in the police report) that and I quote, “this f*cking bitch is drunk”/”this bitch is drunk off her ass accusing Ben of assaulting her.” AND “Roethlisberger has a lot of money” [and if the women were to follow through with a police report, they] “would be wasting their time.” — Well, in other words, what the cop was saying was the truth, Ben Roethlisberger is a free man, while this dude had to resign or be fired for his conduct during the “investigation”. Lolz. Sigh…

I read on ByronCrawford, that the h00er in question, was wearing a DTF name-tag during this whole “ordeal”. Which of course stands for “DOWN TO FUCK…” which translates into, this wasn’t an ordeal at all, but rather a h00-erdeal. :)

Big Benjamin stays jamming it in. [||]

And can we get this now former cop, a security job over at MTV’s Jersey Shore? You’re gonna need his lax security, if my boy Vinny’s gonna get some non-grenade stank on his hang-low.

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Encyclopedia Dramatica Puts Burning Angels ‘OMG IT’s Jessie Lee’s Ass Herpe on BLAST!


Encyclopedia Dramatica Puts Burning Angels ‘OMG IT’s Jessie Lee’s Ass Herpe on BLAST!

To wit:

OMG IT’s Jessie Lee and her STDS!!

(ED) | It all started with the set “First Date”. Many members commented on how it made their cock twitch and spit sperm, but a few were unsettled. Since her last spread shot, it seems that Jessie Lee has sprouted peculiar bumps around her vagina and asshole. When ever this is pointed out though, comments and journals are immediately deleted.

When confronted by Baby Sinead about why they would film a chick during an outbreak (and endangering her costar… if he wasn’t already festering with disease), Burning Angel insisted that the sluts STD tests came back clean. In the same breath they also commented that STD’s were natural and not a big deal.

Also, Jessie Lee is know for being a rude bitch to everyone from devoted fans and even fellow models or “friends” as she thinks she has any.

Now she had yelled at other girls at her whore house of a strip club that happen to actually work with her on burning angel as well. This whole thing was done via twitter like catty middle school sluts trying to get the biggest dick. Just proves Jessie Lee could care less what you think of her as long as she can suck your dick for money and you only finger her herpe vagina. This can all be seen on on her twitter along with all of her other whines for your money for nothing. It appears that Bella Vendetta should be added to the long long list of people that hate that herpe infested whore.

Her main claim to fame is being that whore friend that will fuck anyone that says they are in a band. It has been said when she starts dancing at a new whore house shes walks in and tells all the fellow whores the story of the time she fucked washed up Dave Navarro

Now, I could have posted the actual pictures of said STDs, but ED did that for me… click below to view them, to say they’re nasty is an understatement. Shame. Cause I always thought Jessie Lee was cute.

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