Real World Hollywood Reunion = A Times Square Unbeweavable Borefest

The Real World Hollywood Reunion was a bore-fest. Surprisingly boring basically –the Tila2 reunion was way more entertaining. I dunno who that British host was, but she sucked (thou better than the Tila2 reunion’s host). The only thing that sucked worse, was that Carlos guy down in Times Square that they kept throwing to. If they wanted to get a fruity looking Mexican fruit to be a correspondent, they coulda got Trent. At least he has a personality.
Anyways… and the most interesting part of the reunion? Apparently the ’sistas’ on the show did turn hollywood… and by that I mean they straightened their HURRE (hair). Here are some shots below. The dumb fuc*ing host coulda asked em about their new looks, no? What, am I the crazy one?

“It’s just my personality, I like to have fun –usually I’m just really happy,” “Wahhhh, I kissed another guy when I have a boyfriend, and now I straightened my hair, wahhh” — Brittani

Brianna - Before Pic

Brianna - After Pic

Brittani - Before Pic

Brittini - After Pic

Brittani - After Pic

Brianna & Brittini

Janelle - Before Pic

Janelle - After Pic

Janelle - After Pic (left)

Yesss, you’re seeing correct, Janelle redid her fuc*ing hair too, right? God, that’s annoying.

Jump the shark x 3 meters.

Anyways, in actuality, the last 2 segments are the only worthy ones. A) When Janelle goes on and confronts the supreme asshole Will, breaking his balls, and B) the un-aired never shown before footage package. The funny part also is that in the version that aired on TV, The “Tres” Amigos (Will, Nick and Dave) Plugged their upcoming gigs…as in a tour of bars across the country, Will plugged the cd he’s working on, and Brianna plugged her forthcoming album as well. And the version on the interwebs on MTV.com, MTV basically ripped all of the plugging out of the web-feed, lol. That’s sorta funny. I guess they’re shoving the minute hand on to the 15, asap.

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Brittany Rae of MTV’s Tila Tequila Dating Show, A Shot At Love 2, Comes To The Defense Of Kristy

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15 minutes of dykey fame never looked so good.

I can only explain this in a run-on sentence, because that’s the only way I can re-count lesbian reality tv bullshit, w/o my head exploding.
So it goes, Tila eliminates/dumps Brittany, and Bo, picks Kristy, Kristy dumps Tila on her own show, Tila flames Kristy on her myspace blog, then again in-person on the reunion show, goes apeshit on Kristy, Kristy eventually also storms off stage saying, “you want to know why? [i didn't want your love], cause you’re a BITCH”… this then led to an interwebs flame war between TIla’s fans and Kristy. And well, this below is a myspace blog in which Brittany comes to the defense of Kristy. Sounds like the story line for the L-Word, eh? I can see the kraft services table with tunafish already.

i know what it feels like to have to take a step back and give someone room because they are unsure, because when u CARE about someone, u wanna make them as comfortable as u can, and if youre MATURE u know that forcing someone into a relationship when theyre not ready is only gonna hurt you both in the end! so u need to either wait it out, or move on. she has been nothing but misunderstanding and mean, posting hate blogs about kristy acting like shes 12 using the internet to start shit. and that immature kinda bullshit COMPLETELY TURNS ME OFF.

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I agree. Tila’s a cunt, and shouldn’t have a career outside of the pho industry.

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MTV’s A Shot At Love 2 (Tila Tequila 2), Reunion Show Full Episode

Tila Tequila Reunion Show…Things get so heated between Tila and Kristy that they can no longer be in the same room.

This is the smile that comes to my face when I see Tila a) Cry

b) Act cunty c) Kristy also walks off stage calling her a BITCH!
Fuck Tila! And props to Kristy. Oh this is segment 6 of 6 (the best one of the reunion), to watch it from the beginning, go here.

Also, an update on how wacked out of her skull, Tila is… temporarily her MySpace profile was headlined “KRISTY IS FAKE! USED ME TO GET ON TV!”. She then posted a blog titled “BITCHES AIN’T SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS!” (which has since been deleted -I think her handlers told her to STFU, Dumb ~~gook~~). Which said:

“Thunderfuck my mouth is shut. Been a while, feel like a cunt. / Can’t wait for this drama to pass.” It also said, “For a long time coming….I let you touch me….now that it’s over bitch….You better start running. Pent up inside….telling these lies….this has gone too far…..the world will soon die.”

I think the real reason that Tila is all pissed off is because she sees her 15minutes of fame clocking in at 14minutes and 15seconds. Tick tock tick tock. Please just stop making music Tila…spare us all!
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Odds and Ends: iPhone 2.0 Software Released, . . .

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‘Official’ iPhone firmware 2.0 now available for download.

The new iPhone 3G launched today at 8 am. Where was I? Passed out on my friend’s couch. I am passing on this latest iPhone. The 15$ a month on top of what I currently pay, plus the fact that most of the new features (aka Firmware 2.0 with the Apps Store), work with my first gen iPhone, help make this decision for me.

Steve the Woz Wozniak agrees:

“A little faster downloading of webpages, and it has a GPS [Global Positioning System] chip built in. But, you know, these aren’t, like, break-the-bank items…A lot of the people I know just aren’t going to upgrade yet.”

The facebook app, myspace app, weatherbug, and twitterific on the iPhone have so far been impressive!

On to some other things,

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Real World Hollywood [Before and] Afterthoughts

MTV’s Real World Hollywood (Season 20) concluded this week, so I figured I would go back and consider my first-impressions of the cast based on episode one, and compare it to how I feel about those same people, at the end of the full season. I am curious to see how accurate I was in terms of judging their character. The original post is here, where I basically trash em all [after one episode].

The blockquotes are the initial thoughts, followed by what I think of them, present day.

[Greg] The pretty boy guy was in a shtick-coma, yet didn’t have any comedic whit to pull it off, so he just looked like a gay buffoon.

I would say that was a fairly accurate statement. Buffoonery is when you’re kicked off the show because you refuse to go to your realworld ‘job’. Dum dum.

[Brianna] The stripper chick ….uhh she reminds me of, who’s that albino rapper? Yeah her name should be Sister Ali. That bitch looked almost see-thru, or like predator fell into a giant vat of concealer.

Lol, yep she’s the stripper chick, but she was def proven to be kewl peoples. Cept for the fact that she’s crazy, but that’s a good thing.

[Joey] The one buff steroid head from Chicago was a Brad-rehash. He officially made Chanel earrings jump the shark.

Actually I take that back. Joey’s mad cool, and Brad from prior season is a douche (I’ve met him in person before -referring to Brad). Anyway, Joey rocks.

[Will] The dred-locked fellow token-black (I don’t care if there are two brothers on the show) they’re still token blacks on “MTV Real World,” he was all about the stripper bitch, but as soon as his dumb ass realized she was a fucked up stripper he got all scared. Who cares dude, clamidia won’t make your dreds fall out. I think.

Will is the guy I probably despise the most. Yes, he’s still a dumb ass. And a snake. Who the fuck goes into the bathroom to make their eyes water up/faux tears and all to win a girl back?

[Kimberly & Dave] The frigging wonderbread white dude, and the wonderbread white girl, what is there to say? I just will say, that how is that bitch expecting to be a reporter on “E!” TV (first of all, if your ultimate dream job/goal in life is to work at E! fucking TV, you have a problem right there)…fucking schmaltzy ass bitch. Anyways, the point I was trying to make is that she’s annoying and that I wouldn’t able to last thru any journalism work she does.

Lol. See the last episode when she chokes trying to interview Shanna Mokler. Who is only ’still’ famous for banging that drummer dude.

[Sarah] The brunette chick, shrug…she’s dumb. She went to ASU. Her degree should say: “Women are life-support systems for pussies-OLOGY BACHELOR OF QUEEFS DEGREE.”

I’ll actually say that Sarah is pretty smart. I still can’t stand her though. I feel bad for her boyfriend. Cause she’s a major pain in the ass.

Who else am I missing? I think that’s about it…I think all of these mediocre cast-members, “WITH THEIR POWERS COMBINED” just might not be a giant douchey-cluster-fuck. Why can’t a hurricane or earthquake strike down on these douche-chill giving assholes, like the Key West season? :)

Fair statement right? Anyways, the only cast members I actually like, are Brianna and Joey. The rest can suck a dick, that is served in a bowl.

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D.I.D.D.Y: Dream-Ing-Daily-Dish-Yayson.

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Dream Log: 7-5-08

Lol, I just remembered my dream last night. I was in bumfuck god knows where and there was a mad gunman shootin’ up a neighborhood… Next thing I know, some sniper out of no where shoots dude down and I look from the bushes and it’s P.Diddy!!! (you know how Shaq is a cop in some jurisdictions), so Diddy wuz this cop there, lol. And I start talking to him and shit and then I get into interviewer mode like, “Yo Diddy can I just ask you like 5 quick questions on the spot and call it an interview?” and I ask him one question and instead his f-ing making the band guys answer the q and I am like dudez, stfu, I only want Diddy to answer. So we’re walking inside this building and there’s this black Lamborghini that some folks are doing a photoshoot with, and I am like, ‘yoo take my pic!,’ So I go by the car to get my pic taken, and then I look back, and Diddy bounced the fuck out! Like 20 mins later, I get a text from him saying ‘My bad yo, I had to fly back to NY cause the Knicks are playin’, ‘but tell me more about that shabooty.com…’

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Diddy’s making the band & the dream log. No homo.

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A Shot At Love 2 - Tila Tequila FINALE | Full Episode 10 Online | Fire and Ice

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In a very dramatic conclusion, Tila finally chooses the person with whom she’s found love.

This the greatest finale only for the last five minutes of the episode. All I’ll say is “GOOOOOOOOOOD!” in an attempt to not spoil it. Let’s just say I was happy when the ending, and how things turned out.

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Sal The Stockbroker Governale - “I Pissed On A Girl” (I Kissed A Girl Song Parody)

Sal The Stockbroker - “I Pissed On A Girl” Parody

mmm water-sports… anyways, here is the song it’s parodying:

I Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry

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Artie Lange - Too Fat To Fish

Too Fat To Fish, Artie Lange’s autobiography is coming out this November, and it’s already Amazon.com Sales Rank: #61 in Books.

Rofl at the customer tags associated with the product:

Here are some mock-up book covers:

By Shabooty.
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More after the break…
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Artie Lange On David Letterman 06-12-08 (CBS Late Show)

Artie Lange on Letterman 06-12-08

Artie Lange (my fav comedian) appears on the Late Show with David Letterman from June (06-12-2008).

Enjoy! Artie ALWAYS kills. And He’s way out of Lisa G’s old crusty league. She could be 50 leagues under the sea and STILL be crusty. (Whoops sorry - Lisa G catching some of my shrapnel).

Gotta love youtube.

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