TMZ Contributor Shows Love To Head Automatica

I was watching TMZ (the syndicated tv show) and one of the contributors was wearing a Head Automatica t-shirt.
Thought I’d share. They’re my fav band, so I had to quickly take a pic of this. I passed this up the ladder to Daryl, hopefully he’ll get a kick out of it.

If you haven’t seen the TMZ tv show, it’s a bunch of contributors, setting up paparazzi clips for Harvey Levine, the head geh in charge.

This was cool to see, but almost as cool as news like this.

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Real World Hollywood Reunion = A Times Square Unbeweavable Borefest

The Real World Hollywood Reunion was a bore-fest. Surprisingly boring basically –the Tila2 reunion was way more entertaining. I dunno who that British host was, but she sucked (thou better than the Tila2 reunion’s host). The only thing that sucked worse, was that Carlos guy down in Times Square that they kept throwing to. If they wanted to get a fruity looking Mexican fruit to be a correspondent, they coulda got Trent. At least he has a personality.
Anyways… and the most interesting part of the reunion? Apparently the ’sistas’ on the show did turn hollywood… and by that I mean they straightened their HURRE (hair). Here are some shots below. The dumb fuc*ing host coulda asked em about their new looks, no? What, am I the crazy one?

“It’s just my personality, I like to have fun –usually I’m just really happy,” “Wahhhh, I kissed another guy when I have a boyfriend, and now I straightened my hair, wahhh” — Brittani

Brianna - Before Pic

Brianna - After Pic

Brittani - Before Pic

Brittini - After Pic

Brittani - After Pic

Brianna & Brittini

Janelle - Before Pic

Janelle - After Pic

Janelle - After Pic (left)

Yesss, you’re seeing correct, Janelle redid her fuc*ing hair too, right? God, that’s annoying.

Jump the shark x 3 meters.

Anyways, in actuality, the last 2 segments are the only worthy ones. A) When Janelle goes on and confronts the supreme asshole Will, breaking his balls, and B) the un-aired never shown before footage package. The funny part also is that in the version that aired on TV, The “Tres” Amigos (Will, Nick and Dave) Plugged their upcoming gigs…as in a tour of bars across the country, Will plugged the cd he’s working on, and Brianna plugged her forthcoming album as well. And the version on the interwebs on MTV.com, MTV basically ripped all of the plugging out of the web-feed, lol. That’s sorta funny. I guess they’re shoving the minute hand on to the 15, asap.

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Real World Hollywood [Before and] Afterthoughts

MTV’s Real World Hollywood (Season 20) concluded this week, so I figured I would go back and consider my first-impressions of the cast based on episode one, and compare it to how I feel about those same people, at the end of the full season. I am curious to see how accurate I was in terms of judging their character. The original post is here, where I basically trash em all [after one episode].

The blockquotes are the initial thoughts, followed by what I think of them, present day.

[Greg] The pretty boy guy was in a shtick-coma, yet didn’t have any comedic whit to pull it off, so he just looked like a gay buffoon.

I would say that was a fairly accurate statement. Buffoonery is when you’re kicked off the show because you refuse to go to your realworld ‘job’. Dum dum.

[Brianna] The stripper chick ….uhh she reminds me of, who’s that albino rapper? Yeah her name should be Sister Ali. That bitch looked almost see-thru, or like predator fell into a giant vat of concealer.

Lol, yep she’s the stripper chick, but she was def proven to be kewl peoples. Cept for the fact that she’s crazy, but that’s a good thing.

[Joey] The one buff steroid head from Chicago was a Brad-rehash. He officially made Chanel earrings jump the shark.

Actually I take that back. Joey’s mad cool, and Brad from prior season is a douche (I’ve met him in person before -referring to Brad). Anyway, Joey rocks.

[Will] The dred-locked fellow token-black (I don’t care if there are two brothers on the show) they’re still token blacks on “MTV Real World,” he was all about the stripper bitch, but as soon as his dumb ass realized she was a fucked up stripper he got all scared. Who cares dude, clamidia won’t make your dreds fall out. I think.

Will is the guy I probably despise the most. Yes, he’s still a dumb ass. And a snake. Who the fuck goes into the bathroom to make their eyes water up/faux tears and all to win a girl back?

[Kimberly & Dave] The frigging wonderbread white dude, and the wonderbread white girl, what is there to say? I just will say, that how is that bitch expecting to be a reporter on “E!” TV (first of all, if your ultimate dream job/goal in life is to work at E! fucking TV, you have a problem right there)…fucking schmaltzy ass bitch. Anyways, the point I was trying to make is that she’s annoying and that I wouldn’t able to last thru any journalism work she does.

Lol. See the last episode when she chokes trying to interview Shanna Mokler. Who is only ’still’ famous for banging that drummer dude.

[Sarah] The brunette chick, shrug…she’s dumb. She went to ASU. Her degree should say: “Women are life-support systems for pussies-OLOGY BACHELOR OF QUEEFS DEGREE.”

I’ll actually say that Sarah is pretty smart. I still can’t stand her though. I feel bad for her boyfriend. Cause she’s a major pain in the ass.

Who else am I missing? I think that’s about it…I think all of these mediocre cast-members, “WITH THEIR POWERS COMBINED” just might not be a giant douchey-cluster-fuck. Why can’t a hurricane or earthquake strike down on these douche-chill giving assholes, like the Key West season? :)

Fair statement right? Anyways, the only cast members I actually like, are Brianna and Joey. The rest can suck a dick, that is served in a bowl.

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Thanks To Henry Hill!

I would just like to thank the legendary Henry Hill for sending me an autographed copy of his book.
He’s the man, which makes me the man-by-autographed-proxy:

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Check out Henry Hill on SyndicateRadio.TV, with his new radio show: The GoodFellas Show, Saturdays, 9-10pm EST, and in case you missed it, be sure to check out my very own interview with the former mobster, here.
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D.I.D.D.Y: Dream-Ing-Daily-Dish-Yayson.

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Dream Log: 7-5-08

Lol, I just remembered my dream last night. I was in bumfuck god knows where and there was a mad gunman shootin’ up a neighborhood… Next thing I know, some sniper out of no where shoots dude down and I look from the bushes and it’s P.Diddy!!! (you know how Shaq is a cop in some jurisdictions), so Diddy wuz this cop there, lol. And I start talking to him and shit and then I get into interviewer mode like, “Yo Diddy can I just ask you like 5 quick questions on the spot and call it an interview?” and I ask him one question and instead his f-ing making the band guys answer the q and I am like dudez, stfu, I only want Diddy to answer. So we’re walking inside this building and there’s this black Lamborghini that some folks are doing a photoshoot with, and I am like, ‘yoo take my pic!,’ So I go by the car to get my pic taken, and then I look back, and Diddy bounced the fuck out! Like 20 mins later, I get a text from him saying ‘My bad yo, I had to fly back to NY cause the Knicks are playin’, ‘but tell me more about that shabooty.com…’

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Diddy’s making the band & the dream log. No homo.

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Throw In The Towel, Over My Head Please…

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Here is the hilarity of DC/MD/VA (DMV), particularly Northern VA, from last night. By hilarity I mean you better find these things hilarious or you’ll be running your head into a wall. So I walk into a buffalo wings bar and within seconds, my senses are assaulted by:

a ton of fat chicks
androgynous dyke fatties
the only non-fat chicks there are “au pairs” (aka fobs)
the only thing keeping me there is this ecstasied-up, corny white goofy guy, hilariously dancing horribly… I def didn’t need to see his ‘ballbag’ indentations -in which he was constantly showing off, pulling his shorts tight to his body. He was raping any chick that dared enter his “personal bubble’ which was quite impersonal…and extended the dance floor to anyone sitting down near by. A dance with him ended with a boob groping. He was dancing barefoot and every 5 seconds he’d do a fuckin somersault on the dance floor (well nevermind, he just basically rolled around on the floor). Worst of all this was probably a 35 year old guy and he had a giant beer gut. Yet, he was charming. Don’t ask.
The damn DJ was in an ARM-SLING… I guess he doesn’t “mix’ or “scratch”.
The broad singing Alanis Morissette on Karaoke, looks like she ATE Alanis, and Alanis was just a jagged little pill going down her throat.
Herndon, [VA]= HATING EVERY RANDOM NAUSEATING DOUCHEY OBNOXIOUS NUMBNUT!

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Shabooty Interview Series: Henry Hill

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Henry Hill … where does one start in describing Henry Hill’s storied life, a life that has inspired everything from books, movies and restaurants. Henry is the main character (played by Ray Liotta) in the true-life story, and Marty Scorsese classic: GoodFellas. Henry is a former mobster, who was in the witness protection program, but has since reemerged, turning his celebrity into a showbiz career. If you ask me, he has also provided some of the most memorable and entertaining appearances by any guest ever on “The Howard Stern Show“. Caramel macchiato, anyone?

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Shabooty: Hey Hendry! So, are you buddies with Ray Liota?
Henry Hill: Not buddies, but I do see him occasionally. I ran into him a couple months ago in Venice around Christmas time — Cool dude.

Stern fans want to know, what’s your opinion on Lisa G [Howard100 News reporter]?
Don’t remember her…

Is your favorite coffee drink a caramel macchiato?
Love those things, but too fattening.

Have you ever played GTA(GrandTheftAuto), the video game? (main character voiceover done by Ray Liotta).
Sure yeah, I’ve played before. (But I don’t own it).

You’re now doing your “mob-art”. Who/what are your inspirations in art?
I love art, been to art museums, enjoy it, looking at it, long as it’s decent, but it’s all decent.

How is the art selling?
It’s doing well. Keeps me out of trouble, roof over head, I enjoy doing it, [it is] therapy for me.

Are most of the paintings mob related?
Some of them are, some aren’t. Whatever I’m in the mood to do… I love to do skylines of New York, all kinds of weird shit.

You have a spaghetti sauce?
Yeah, Henry Hill’s WiseGuys Sunday Gravy –it will be in grocery stores this year.

What new Hollywood endeavors are you working on?
I finished the script, “Final Four” –about the Boston College scandal. I’m working on a TV thing with a couple cool dudes. Part reality [show]… spent months filming already [to prepare a pilot/teaser to shop around to the networks] –maybe A&E.

Drinking these days?
I sneak one a week… once in a couple weeks [I might have a] couple beers.

How’s the health?
I have an operation upcoming. Wednesday I have a pre-operation cat scan for my double hernia.

Who’s your favorite actor?
[Robert] Dinero’s one of the best, love everything he’s in.

What’s the better mob movie - The Godfather or GoodFellas?
What you think I’m gonna say? Godfather was real hollywood-ish, it wasn’t a true story ya know, but a great movie. Don’t get me wrong on the Godfathers –just GoodFellas is a different kind of movie, Scorsese’s movie, ya know… true story.

When was your first appearance on Howard Stern?
12 years ago.

How did that show booking come about?
I don’t remember how –they contacted me. Howard’s a fan of the [Goodfellas] movie.
Artie Lange was in town last month, gave me backstage passes, and had me on stage and introduced me to the crowd.

Would you say stern fans love you?
Yeah they really do, it’s weird.

Thanks Henry!

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Henry Hill’s “The Wise Guy Cookbook: My Favorite Recipes From My Life as a Goodfella to Cooking on the Run” is available on paperback. Henry says it has good stories and many Italian recipes, which he learned from his mother, that you’ll enjoy. You can pick it up at any book store or online [Amazon].
You can find Henry’s other books here: Amazon.com: Henry Hill: Books.

Henry is now in semi-retirement, finishing up two new books –another cookbook, and The Untold Stories of Henry Hill, a book about Goodfellas, and what didn’t make the movie. Scorsese thought it would be x-rated because of the swearing and the gore, so he cut out a lot of interesting stuff, worthy of a book.
This September, Henry is re-opening a restaurant in West Haven, Connecticut, called Wiseguys.

And lastly, be sure to check out Henry’s original artwork, available on eBay.

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T.e.a.s.e.r… Those Earthings Always Say Entire Randomness

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Teaser: If it goes as dandy as I hope, my next celeb interview should be a doozy (in a good way).

I’m not gonna say who it’s with yet, but when I did tell my friend here were his responses (I am only posting my friends side of the convo):

holy shit
8:23
thats awesome
8:25
lol tight
8:26
heh surprising
8:27
watch what you say :)

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The only clue I’ll give you, is more so a reminder to myself. (Note to self: return the DVD on Sunday …the movie of his/her interviewee’s life story).

I’m not gonna front though, I can’t say its a person in this MSN Live Search xRank Celeb Top 20 list (sort of like google trends for popular celebs) but who’s to say it’s not with #21.

Sorry to tickle your ass with a feather.

$tay tuned,

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Kanye West In Hindsight

Back when I was at the University of Maryland (2004), Kanye West had just dropped his first album, College Dropout, and he wuz hot and bout to ‘blow’ fo’ real (blow up). I ain’t gonna front, a Kanye West show even at that early point in time in a 500-600 capacity room (ballroom), was pretty hot to def. He asked for folks if anyone had his new cd on em, he’ll sign it for em, but also that he needs the actual cd, so he can put on a joint he didn’t have handy. (This was the pre-wack glasses KanYe). He was rockin a collared shirt, and a lil LouisVitton backpack… n he made sure the crowd was into it, stopping a couple times at the begining to make sure the crowd was makin’ the proper ample noise, and had their hands up. N I ain’t gonna front he put it down and it was rockin. This was the pre-jump the shark Kanye if you ask me.

In between songs he even related to the DC area peeps too, saying how he has a cousin or family up in this area (he pronounced Rockville, MD, Rock-Ville, and mentioned he stayed a summer down here in Wheaton in his past). So I mean he kept it real. He even brought on his lil cousin on the stage and let her say hi. He wasn’t blinged up or anything. Anyways, to get to the most interesting part of his in between song, banter was how close he and his mother were. He was quite candid, saying how his mom told him, “you best strap up –wear two rubbers if you have too, –’that money is ours.” Referring to –KanYe best not be knockin no broads up and losing half his dough type of shit. So his Mom was def. not playing, and being he’s a mommas boy -she had a straight line into Hollywood-dom, which of course led to her getting plastic surgery and her ultimate death. I just found all of that interesting. The point being was that’s the Kanye I liked. The one willing to do a show of 500 college students, willing to talk about his personal shit, about his convos with his Mother about chicks, signing a cd or two right there on the spot, and keeping it real. He even did a slick move, I have to give him props, he pulled out a cd from his LV backpack (he made it a point that it wasn’t just for show that he actually was carrying shit in it). So anyways, he pulls out a cd from his backpack, puts it on (an instrumental), and starts flowin a lil over it, claiming “eh ya’ll this is the next hit -you’ll be hearing this shit next SUMMER.” Gully stuff true true. Since then though, this is what has happened. He’s taking pictures with Mohammad Ali, making Ali wear those goofy f-ing glasses. What the f…

You don’t see me taking pics with Ron Jeremy making him wear goofy condoms. No homo.

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New Poll Up (Who Is The Biggest Douchebag?) + Last Week’s Results

The results are in to my surprise, most of you over 75% think the Iraq trip for Artie will be a good one, and healthy for him. I think that will be the case but I am still a little cynical about the whole thing. His health is a big question mark. I think if he can keep himself busy though it’ll be a worthwhile and heroic trip.

New poll up:

Who is the biggest Douchebag/of the week?

-50 Cent (releases Young Buck tape of Buck crying on the phone)

-YoungBuck (releases 50 cent diss song -also says F-*K G-Unit on stage during performance)

-Ice-T (tells Soula Boy to eat a dick, says he ruined hiphop single-handedly)

-Soulja boy (Makes a douchey youtube response to Ice-T’s comments)

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Vote right sidebar.

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