Happy Birthday, Me!

Trippy Vibes, Man.

I share a birthday with Cheech Marin, Harrison Ford, and Patrick Stewart.

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D.I.D.D.Y: Dream-Ing-Daily-Dish-Yayson.

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Dream Log: 7-5-08

Lol, I just remembered my dream last night. I was in bumfuck god knows where and there was a mad gunman shootin’ up a neighborhood… Next thing I know, some sniper out of no where shoots dude down and I look from the bushes and it’s P.Diddy!!! (you know how Shaq is a cop in some jurisdictions), so Diddy wuz this cop there, lol. And I start talking to him and shit and then I get into interviewer mode like, “Yo Diddy can I just ask you like 5 quick questions on the spot and call it an interview?” and I ask him one question and instead his f-ing making the band guys answer the q and I am like dudez, stfu, I only want Diddy to answer. So we’re walking inside this building and there’s this black Lamborghini that some folks are doing a photoshoot with, and I am like, ‘yoo take my pic!,’ So I go by the car to get my pic taken, and then I look back, and Diddy bounced the fuck out! Like 20 mins later, I get a text from him saying ‘My bad yo, I had to fly back to NY cause the Knicks are playin’, ‘but tell me more about that shabooty.com…’

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Diddy’s making the band & the dream log. No homo.

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Throw In The Towel, Over My Head Please…

fat ass

Here is the hilarity of DC/MD/VA (DMV), particularly Northern VA, from last night. By hilarity I mean you better find these things hilarious or you’ll be running your head into a wall. So I walk into a buffalo wings bar and within seconds, my senses are assaulted by:

a ton of fat chicks
androgynous dyke fatties
the only non-fat chicks there are “au pairs” (aka fobs)
the only thing keeping me there is this ecstasied-up, corny white goofy guy, hilariously dancing horribly… I def didn’t need to see his ‘ballbag’ indentations -in which he was constantly showing off, pulling his shorts tight to his body. He was raping any chick that dared enter his “personal bubble’ which was quite impersonal…and extended the dance floor to anyone sitting down near by. A dance with him ended with a boob groping. He was dancing barefoot and every 5 seconds he’d do a fuckin somersault on the dance floor (well nevermind, he just basically rolled around on the floor). Worst of all this was probably a 35 year old guy and he had a giant beer gut. Yet, he was charming. Don’t ask.
The damn DJ was in an ARM-SLING… I guess he doesn’t “mix’ or “scratch”.
The broad singing Alanis Morissette on Karaoke, looks like she ATE Alanis, and Alanis was just a jagged little pill going down her throat.
Herndon, [VA]= HATING EVERY RANDOM NAUSEATING DOUCHEY OBNOXIOUS NUMBNUT!

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My Mind Is On Carmen Sandiego’s G550 Jet. I’ve Lost It, And Waldo Is Being A Douche On His Two-Way Pager.

Carmen Sandiego - I’m all over the place.

Just some random thoughts going on… I missed the Tila 2 finale last night? Did I? Well, I am sure it was lame. I know way hotter Vietnamese chicks in Texas than her. She’s a fidget anyway.

So, did you hear about the new iPhone coming out on July 11th? Really cheap: $199 and $299 respectively… If you look under the hood though and by hood I mean AT&T’s pricing plan on the service side, that same unlimited data goes from 20$ to 30$ a month and those free 200 txt messages, that’s now five dollars. Want the 1500 txt message package? That goes from 10$ to 15$ a month. So for me, that would total an additional 15$ a month or… quick math $145. er, fuck I can’t add: 180. Either way that blows, $igh.

What’s up with milfs these days, esp the “newly” divorced ones. Not only will they ask you what knd of car you drive, but’ll if you happen to be in your friends car, they’ll ask what car your friend’s driving too…wtf.
Way to take the LF out of milf, okay nm, that’s still in effect despite the golddiggery.
Be a mother, get rid of the damn eyebrow-piercing-ring. Why attract attention to your eyes, where crows feet lay, right? You’re not 18 anymore. And you’re 30 going on 40.

I hope Artie Lange is okay in Iraq, where he is performing this week on the USO Show tour.

Amy Whinehouse called Kanye West a cunt. How great is that?

Did you know the next Survivor is being filmed right now in Africa?

Fu*k I hate spam like this, New message: “why is your myspace photo here on this site.. laquinka . com
”
I dunno, let me rush on over to la-quin-ka.com real quick and see.

There has been much squabble over “shitty parts of NYC to hang out”. By squabble I just mean different sources of opinion saying similar things. And from respectable sources. Apparently El-P & Alaska of Hangar18 both hate Williamsburg section of Brooklyn. I thought that was the hip-artsy-fartsy cool part of town. Shows you how much I know. But I still rep BKNY. Cue…

El-P:

editor’s note: Williamsburg - im not talking about williamsburg. williamsburg is the only place in brooklyn that sucks harder than manhattan as a rule no matter what the circumstance.

Alaska:

Williamsburg – I don’t know a single person that likes that pisshole yet people are always going there, hey someone is spinning some shitty MIA at a loft party, or let’s go to this shitty as boutique my friends dad bought, they have like one sneaker, four pairs of jeans and a coffee table book. People dress like the tourists in Times Square and have shitty mustaches it might as well be Milwaukee, sorry Milwaukeeans I didn’t mean to insult you because although you guys dress like that you do shower and aren’t a bunch of pretentious pricks who base their whole personality off what pitchfork.com thinks and whichever t-shirt is recommended in the latest issue of Vice.

Pwned!

Word on the street is to find Waldo El-P Sandiego, ya just gotta go to the lower east side of Manhatty, or just let him tell you where he hangs out.

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Shabooty Interview Series: Henry Hill

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Henry Hill … where does one start in describing Henry Hill’s storied life, a life that has inspired everything from books, movies and restaurants. Henry is the main character (played by Ray Liotta) in the true-life story, and Marty Scorsese classic: GoodFellas. Henry is a former mobster, who was in the witness protection program, but has since reemerged, turning his celebrity into a showbiz career. If you ask me, he has also provided some of the most memorable and entertaining appearances by any guest ever on “The Howard Stern Show“. Caramel macchiato, anyone?

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Shabooty: Hey Hendry! So, are you buddies with Ray Liota?
Henry Hill: Not buddies, but I do see him occasionally. I ran into him a couple months ago in Venice around Christmas time — Cool dude.

Stern fans want to know, what’s your opinion on Lisa G [Howard100 News reporter]?
Don’t remember her…

Is your favorite coffee drink a caramel macchiato?
Love those things, but too fattening.

Have you ever played GTA(GrandTheftAuto), the video game? (main character voiceover done by Ray Liotta).
Sure yeah, I’ve played before. (But I don’t own it).

You’re now doing your “mob-art”. Who/what are your inspirations in art?
I love art, been to art museums, enjoy it, looking at it, long as it’s decent, but it’s all decent.

How is the art selling?
It’s doing well. Keeps me out of trouble, roof over head, I enjoy doing it, [it is] therapy for me.

Are most of the paintings mob related?
Some of them are, some aren’t. Whatever I’m in the mood to do… I love to do skylines of New York, all kinds of weird shit.

You have a spaghetti sauce?
Yeah, Henry Hill’s WiseGuys Sunday Gravy –it will be in grocery stores this year.

What new Hollywood endeavors are you working on?
I finished the script, “Final Four” –about the Boston College scandal. I’m working on a TV thing with a couple cool dudes. Part reality [show]… spent months filming already [to prepare a pilot/teaser to shop around to the networks] –maybe A&E.

Drinking these days?
I sneak one a week… once in a couple weeks [I might have a] couple beers.

How’s the health?
I have an operation upcoming. Wednesday I have a pre-operation cat scan for my double hernia.

Who’s your favorite actor?
[Robert] Dinero’s one of the best, love everything he’s in.

What’s the better mob movie - The Godfather or GoodFellas?
What you think I’m gonna say? Godfather was real hollywood-ish, it wasn’t a true story ya know, but a great movie. Don’t get me wrong on the Godfathers –just GoodFellas is a different kind of movie, Scorsese’s movie, ya know… true story.

When was your first appearance on Howard Stern?
12 years ago.

How did that show booking come about?
I don’t remember how –they contacted me. Howard’s a fan of the [Goodfellas] movie.
Artie Lange was in town last month, gave me backstage passes, and had me on stage and introduced me to the crowd.

Would you say stern fans love you?
Yeah they really do, it’s weird.

Thanks Henry!

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Henry Hill’s “The Wise Guy Cookbook: My Favorite Recipes From My Life as a Goodfella to Cooking on the Run” is available on paperback. Henry says it has good stories and many Italian recipes, which he learned from his mother, that you’ll enjoy. You can pick it up at any book store or online [Amazon].
You can find Henry’s other books here: Amazon.com: Henry Hill: Books.

Henry is now in semi-retirement, finishing up two new books –another cookbook, and The Untold Stories of Henry Hill, a book about Goodfellas, and what didn’t make the movie. Scorsese thought it would be x-rated because of the swearing and the gore, so he cut out a lot of interesting stuff, worthy of a book.
This September, Henry is re-opening a restaurant in West Haven, Connecticut, called Wiseguys.

And lastly, be sure to check out Henry’s original artwork, available on eBay.

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T.e.a.s.e.r… Those Earthings Always Say Entire Randomness

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Teaser: If it goes as dandy as I hope, my next celeb interview should be a doozy (in a good way).

I’m not gonna say who it’s with yet, but when I did tell my friend here were his responses (I am only posting my friends side of the convo):

holy shit
8:23
thats awesome
8:25
lol tight
8:26
heh surprising
8:27
watch what you say :)

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The only clue I’ll give you, is more so a reminder to myself. (Note to self: return the DVD on Sunday …the movie of his/her interviewee’s life story).

I’m not gonna front though, I can’t say its a person in this MSN Live Search xRank Celeb Top 20 list (sort of like google trends for popular celebs) but who’s to say it’s not with #21.

Sorry to tickle your ass with a feather.

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Kanye West In Hindsight

Back when I was at the University of Maryland (2004), Kanye West had just dropped his first album, College Dropout, and he wuz hot and bout to ‘blow’ fo’ real (blow up). I ain’t gonna front, a Kanye West show even at that early point in time in a 500-600 capacity room (ballroom), was pretty hot to def. He asked for folks if anyone had his new cd on em, he’ll sign it for em, but also that he needs the actual cd, so he can put on a joint he didn’t have handy. (This was the pre-wack glasses KanYe). He was rockin a collared shirt, and a lil LouisVitton backpack… n he made sure the crowd was into it, stopping a couple times at the begining to make sure the crowd was makin’ the proper ample noise, and had their hands up. N I ain’t gonna front he put it down and it was rockin. This was the pre-jump the shark Kanye if you ask me.

In between songs he even related to the DC area peeps too, saying how he has a cousin or family up in this area (he pronounced Rockville, MD, Rock-Ville, and mentioned he stayed a summer down here in Wheaton in his past). So I mean he kept it real. He even brought on his lil cousin on the stage and let her say hi. He wasn’t blinged up or anything. Anyways, to get to the most interesting part of his in between song, banter was how close he and his mother were. He was quite candid, saying how his mom told him, “you best strap up –wear two rubbers if you have too, –’that money is ours.” Referring to –KanYe best not be knockin no broads up and losing half his dough type of shit. So his Mom was def. not playing, and being he’s a mommas boy -she had a straight line into Hollywood-dom, which of course led to her getting plastic surgery and her ultimate death. I just found all of that interesting. The point being was that’s the Kanye I liked. The one willing to do a show of 500 college students, willing to talk about his personal shit, about his convos with his Mother about chicks, signing a cd or two right there on the spot, and keeping it real. He even did a slick move, I have to give him props, he pulled out a cd from his LV backpack (he made it a point that it wasn’t just for show that he actually was carrying shit in it). So anyways, he pulls out a cd from his backpack, puts it on (an instrumental), and starts flowin a lil over it, claiming “eh ya’ll this is the next hit -you’ll be hearing this shit next SUMMER.” Gully stuff true true. Since then though, this is what has happened. He’s taking pictures with Mohammad Ali, making Ali wear those goofy f-ing glasses. What the f…

You don’t see me taking pics with Ron Jeremy making him wear goofy condoms. No homo.

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Have You Ever Felt The Need To…

Lash out at something or someone, yet you don’t even have a proper target? Ever been SO annoyed by so many DIFFERENT things that you can’t tell what’s really annoying you? All I can tell you is that it’s a headache inducing feeling. I sort of feel like theres an elephant in the room in the form of a 400 lbs fat chick and she just got done sitting on my head. I obviously have diarrhea aka “beer shits“.

MUAHHAHA…

ThE END.

I CRACK MYSELF UP, (& THAT’S ALL THAT COUNTS).

Have a good weekend, folks.
Look for the sexy guy sharting on the dance floor tonight, that’s me.

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bonus material (click to expand): I think Madagascar is a giant floating log of congealed shit, according to that mapping.

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So Apparently ‘Wale’ Is A Big Deal Now

Not sooo apparent though, at least not to me. *scratches my head* I went to high school with Wale‘ apparently. LOL. Yet, I don’t consider him on my very exclusive, influence-peddling radar. Does that make me a subconscious hater? I don’t think it’s a personal barb against Wale’ -I am just a self-hating DC-ian. The thought of anything good coming out of this area is like some War of the Worlds type shit to me. It’s really weird hearing a rapper throwing out uber localized references and slang, “Joe”, “MoCo”, “DMV” etc. I def- don’t remember the cat though from back in the day, except for the fact that my two best friends from high school do and are friends with him, and bring him up constantly. So anyways, let me get on board, esp. now that he has his own Dreamworks CGI-animated motion picture!
wale
(Joke)

So, now that I am officially on board the Wale tip, I’ve added him on the Space Of My (http://www.myspace.com/wale202) 3020427 profile views…nice. The mother fucker is the FireFox3.0 of the D.C. hiphop game.

AHAHAHAH I just had an epifany. You know how you know cats, and you don’t really recognize ‘em in pictures? Okay, I found a pic of Wale in which I now def recognize him and def knew him. Gimmie a break. B-ball courts and me? It was a wrap, so I am sure we balled before. Here’s the pic where he actually looks like he did in high school:
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*SPITTAKE*
Mad at Wale being with mah shortie, Lindsay Lohan:

Damnit… aight he officially pimped.

Go download his free mixtape (cover at top), here.

Here’s his latest music video.

Wale “W.A.L.E.D.A.N.C.E.” from Elitaste on Vimeo.

Look for Wale on the Rock The Bells 08 Tour this summer. HOLLA!

And to answer your question, yes Wale would recognize me.

[Hat tip to: nialler9 for inspiring this post.]

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Lindsay Lohan Haunts My Subconscious Mind

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shabooty
10:03
Heyyyy, I have a really good story on how I came about adding ya on facebook. long story.

janeseymourdoe04
10:04
hahahah k tell me
10:07
gonna tell me?!

shabooty
10:07
Okay, Well I am a Lindsay Lohan fanboy. So, anyways she was in my dream last night, [begin dream] so we’re like in Hollywood at night, just chillin’ and we sit at a park bench, and I get to like rub her feet and shit, and try to earn brownie points, ’cause we had just met (lol), and I was so enamored, and then I’m like, “Aight Lindsay, I know you’re not ‘Lindsay Lohan’ on Facebook –you must use an alias, so tell me it, so I can add you!” She tells me yeah, it’s ‘Seymour D’… And then she had to leave… [end of dream].
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Now, to break down why?!?!? “Seymour D,” I am thinking because I know another Irish girl named K—y Seymour, and Lindsay Lohan’s Mom’s name is Dina Lohan, so maybe the D is from that… so ‘Seymour D’.
So I woke up, put in Seymour D into the book of face, and since we have a friend in common (Emily) you came up atop the search results, Lol. So I added ya.

janeseymourdoe04
10:08
hahahha WHAT
10:08
thats rediculous

shabooty
10:08
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