These People Think Vinny’s Talk Show Sucks
And that’s not even counting all of the people that took to twitter to say the show “STUNK,” these are just the folks that said it SUCKS [dick thicks].
I was gonna tweet this shade but never did, ’cause it was a little too harsh: RT @SHABOOTY: @MTV I can’t tell, is this MTV’s #Awkward or is this a talk show? He should go mudding with the tail exhaust covered.
Joking, people…
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I Just Watched the Trailer for @MTV #Buckwild (Redneck Jersey Shore in West Virginia), It’s Vomitous To Say The Least
MTV sucks DICK NOW! This trailer only confirms it. Do you think hoodrats that are Nicki Minaj fans will watch these cracker ass crackers? Um. No.
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VIDEO: WTF? @DJPaulyD Boots @AndyDick From Their Car (in West Hollywood)
What the hell… I might have to email both of these guys and get both sides of the story… If I gave a fu*k beyond just blogging it. Lol.
Fast forward 10 secs in the video to bypass the intro.
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Real-Time Twitter Sentiment Analysis aka “Tweet Tone” of @ByronCrawford = Angry (16), Uneasey (17)…& #JerseyShore
This post is probably only amusing to those people that are fellow fans of my blogosphere colleague Byron Crawford, but that’s okay, too!
If you want to try it out for yourself and search for things like: “Howard Stern” or “shabooty”, you can do so at tweettone.com. [Not a paid plug]
Here’s Jersey Shore’s analysis, by the way, lol:
9 Friendly, to a 7 Angry average… it scored better than I thought it would!
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5 Reasons Why the Upcoming Season of Jersey Shore is Going to Suck Dick-Thicks
I am a little biased on this one. Tony’s not even the exec at 495 productions, but he was the exec at MTV that green lit the show in the first place. A show without his direction is obvs a “shittier” show. I’m biased ’cause he’s my homeboy. He also didn’t put me up to this post. Lol.
This is going to be exciting. Watching Snooki stuff her face with pickles sans alcohol. She will be stone sober. The only interesting thing we could hope for would be for her to fall on her baby bump and there could be a miscarriage episode. Maybe she could miscarry right into the ocean. That’d be cool.
Also, she’ll be living across the street at an adjacent home, for the safety of her aforementioned baby-bump. Le’ sigh!
The Sitch, who allegedly is a cokehead, is on the mend, so he won’t be drinking it up. What will be more annoying then watching him pick up chicks stone sober? Not much on this planet, my friend.
The thing that was great about Snooki season one and Deena the subsequent seasons, was that she was a fat pig. That’s sorta charming. What’s not charming is a fat pig that strikes it rich off reality TV, then sheds all of the pounds and her bank account matches the size of her ego. Not cute. And no longer relatable.
I used to be cool with Vinny. Now he’s too cool for me. Wah. The point is, when the eighth head of an eight-headed dragon finally shoves that last head up it’s own ass, you know it’s a wrap.
I really don’t care anymore… Jersey Shore meets [Dr. Drew's] Sober House = not a good look.
Previously: Here’s The Cover of Vinny Guadagnino’s Next Book Called “Control The Ego” (Shabooty Exclusive) [Shabooty.com]
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Snooki’s DOPPELGÄNGER Gets KICKED in the Face [VIDEO]
Aw, why couldn’t it have been the real Snooki?
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Tanning Mom ETHERS Snooki #TOASTY!
And that my friends, is the end of Jersey Shore’s fame. lol.
Btw, if you don’t pay attention to the news, she’s famous for putting her 5 year old daughter in a tanning bed, and then when the kid went to school “sunburnt” she said it was cause she went tanning with her mommy. Then all Lulz broke loose.
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Here’s The Cover of @VinnyGuadagnino’s Next Book Called “Control The Ego” (Shabooty Exclusive)
Yep folks, today is the day the #douche died. If you piss me off, typical hilarity will ensue. Pinky promise!
A $habooty Ethering never fails…
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