Rapper ‘NECRO’ Blasts (Goes IN On) Model Chicks in Facebook Rant
It must be true, if I am blogging it, right? And you thought Facebook was cracking down on hate speech. Lolz.
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Mother Puts Her Hoodrat Daughter On Blast For Talking To Dudes On Facebook!
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now you know why ever black guy is dating a white woman. Lolz. Black women GO HAM!
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Killa Karisma of “Beating Off To Yo Facebook Pics” Fame, Is Now Homeless
Apparently, it does not pay well to sit at home and beat off to YO facebook pics.
This is what he’s famous for, if you missed out:
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Women that get tittie tattoos are actually smart, cause they’re giving their baby’s reading material as they feed. #Educated
SIKE!!! TRIFULING HOEZ!
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Proving that Fat chicks have no self-awareness (of their body type)
That’s my facebook friend.
And that’s why when you go on dating sites, fat girls list themselves as “average body type.” Lol.
Can you say: SIF – Secret Internet Fatty & FGAS – Fat Girl Angle Shot [trick photography]???
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Dear @Facebook Help!!! WTF How Have You Been in Maintenance For HOURS?!?!?
Has anyone ever had this error?
Account Temporarily Unavailable.
Your account is currently unavailable due to a site issue. We expect this to be resolved shortly. Please try again in a few minutes.
Facebook Will Be Back SoonFacebook is down for required maintenance right now, but you should be able to get back on within a few minutes. In the meantime, read more about why you’re seeing this message. Thanks for your patience as we improve the site.
I would pull my hair out but I just got a haircut while waiting for this issue to resolve itself, which it hasn’t yet!
Dear friends, if you need to reach me – don’t try via facebook for the time being, ’cause I dunno what’s going in. #fu*kery.
UPDATE: My account is working again!
just fyi my facebook account is working again. #woot ladies if you haven’t yet added me do so now thx! j.mp/hSEWaY
— Shabooty ? (@SHABOOTY) April 1, 2013
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Shabooty Exclusive: Sarah April, Benjy Bronk’s Ex-Girlfriend Goes Thermonuclear on Elisa Jordana #HowardStern [Screenshot]
I hope I’m not instigating by posting this fluid BREAKING STORY, am I? Just know $habooty > Howard100 news.
Apparently, Sarah is pissed for a couple of reasons. 1) When Elisa Jordana had her most recent Howard Stern Show appearance, she trashed Benjy’s exes which means Sarah.
Also, (according to Sarah) Elisa allegedly went through Benjy’s gmail account and read old emails between the two of them when they were dating. Cray. Here’s her reaction after a Stern fan showed her the video of Elisa’s last Howard Stern Show appearance:
Also, let the record state that I am closer friends with Elisa… I just can’t turn down a meltdown and not blog about it! L0lz.
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These VINTAGE Mock-Ads For Facebook – Youtube – Skype – Twitter = CLASSIC!
Click on the youtube poster to go to my youtube and subscribe. Click on the facebook one to add me on facebook. And click on the Twitter one to follow me on twitter. See what I did there?
(hat tip: momapropaganda.com.br)
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Loser Creates Fake Facebook Account 14 Minutes Ago, Solely To Leave Me Hate Mail! LOL!
Yeah, this douchebag is on notice as well. Here’s a mighty hint: I am a comic. Hate mail pointed at a comic=comedy. So thank you for the blog fodder. Obvs you know the chick I ethered in real life, so you’re defending her… or maybe you are her w/ a fake facebook profile. Either way, don’t dish it if you can’t take it. And I obvs don’t give a fu*k, I find this hilarious, hence I am posting it on my blog. Next time, maybe have the balls to use your real Facebook account, so then you can get more jollies off of this.
And if anything, you’re not letting this die and go away. Lolz. Good job…
Here’s the original post in question:
RELATED: Niki Hartline AKA “Dumb C*nt of the Day” #ETHERED [Shabooty.com]
And here’s the hate mail:
F*ck outta here. Oh my gosh, I introduced myself as Shabooty… heaven’s forbid!!! The world should end now! I am soo grotesque… yeah, okay. Get a sense of humor.
I’m rubber, you’re glue, so f*ck yourself, and die too!
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