Too Short FLEES From Cops After DUI (Video)
Rapper Too Short was busted this morning for DUI and when the cops brought him outside for a sobriety test, he did what any reasonable drunk person would do — he made a run for it!
On the count of 3, let’s all collectively say, Washed up rapper, problems…1, 2, 3… #WashedUpRapperProblems.
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Amazing Video: A Mesmerizing Slow-Motion Drive Down the Streets of NYC #SWAGOLA
This kind of video would be awesome in the middle of a white people riot. Video by James Nares:
“My intention was to give the dreamlike impression of floating through a city full of people frozen in time, caught Pompeii-like, at a particular moment of thought, expression, or activity… a film to be viewed 100 years from now.”
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Selena Gomez on David Letterman – “I Made @JustinBieber Cry!”
Ew, she’s so full of herself, which doesn’t mean I wouldn’t make her full of my self… get it?
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.@Macklemore — I’ve Definitely JERKED OFF on Airplanes (Video)
Hey, if you’re gonna jerk off amid airplane turbulence and soil your boxers, it might as well be thrift store boxers, right?
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Tiger Woods Doppelgänger Drops a Wicked Beat Box / Freestyle on the Train in Australia (Video)
He must have been an aborigine with a nike hat, cause I didn’t know they had black people in Australia.
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Any Given Day – Diamonds (Rihanna Metal Cover) as Played on @HowardStern Show [Video]
Sorry, but the only metal band that is worth a shit is Every Time I Die.
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Justin Timberlake FIRES BACK at Kanye West!
So much for ethering Kanye!
Justin Timberlake served as host and musical guest on this weekend’s ‘SNL’… and he totally used the opportunity to get even with Kanye West for dissing “Suit and Tie!”
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Chris Brown EXPLODES — NEW Video of Valet Incident… MORE THREATS over $10 Dollars!
Allow me to quote myself:
You don’t have to be a scatologist to know that Chris Brown is a piece of shit.
— Shabooty ? (@SHABOOTY) March 8, 2013
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