Stephen Colbert Goofs on the New Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew, ‘Dewitos’ (VIDEO)

Stephen Colbert Goofs on the New Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew, ‘Dewitos’ (VIDEO)

This was all cool and dandy, but next time dear food scientist, try…
Cool Ranch Doritos and Mountain Dew Code Red. ????

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2 Broke Girls: Bev. Hills Dine & Dashers Leave Restaurant in Epic Catfight!

2 Broke Girls: Bev. Hills Dine & Dashers Leave Restaurant in Epic Catfight!

This is the best video ever. The end where the girl is walking away with a broken high heel, dragging along, is the best!

Basically the hoodrat chick wasn’t trying to pay for the hot model-looking chick’s dinner and it ended up in some heated words out on the street… after the restaurant showed them the door. Or rather it was likely a dine and dash, where they showed themselves the door while ignoring the lingering bill. Lol.

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Bull-Dyke From ‘Orange Is the New Black’ Shouts Down NYC Subway Preacher

Bull-Dyke From ‘Orange Is the New Black’ Shouts Down NYC Subway Preacher

You know how when they cast The Wire, they got a bunch of no-named Baltimore-based actors? I think with OITNB, they def. just picked a bunch of no-named (prior to the show), NYC-based actors. Because how else do you explain this behavior? It’s obvs this chick came from the gutter! Nice t-shirt, btw.

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Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare Live Action Trailer Starring Taylor Kitsch

Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare Live Action Trailer Starring Taylor Kitsch

I have zero free time these days, yet I have this preordered. But I’m not even looking forward to it, since I have no time to play it, anyways. Sigh! Though I do look forward to the single player campaign, that should be fun. Multiplayer is going to take a lot more of a time investment though.

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Michael Jordan Gets “TURNT” After Hornets Get Game-Winning OT Shot!

Fan, player and owner alike… we all get crazy during game-winning shots in OT! #HornetsComeback

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Michael Jordan Gets “TURNT” After Hornets Get Game-Winning OT Shot!

I don’t really care too much bout MJ these days, but him taking over the @Hornets twitter account has been entertaining. I just wish he would turn that (or any social media account) over to his stunning new wife. Then we’d all be “turnt.”