Hat tip: bucky turco

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@rqui

This is the real deal, as her Twitter account was also reported and verified on Howard 100 News.

Robin registered her Twitter account in April, 2009, but is just now starting to use it, as she embarks on a UN trip to Guatamala. Probably so we can get up to the minute upates, when she’s kidnapped and held for ransom by Guata-rebels. Just sayin’.

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Jillian Barbarie went on to say that she thinks JD is a big boy and knows what he’s getting into…

Poor JD. And screw Ashley Dupre for dicking him around (and not in the good way). Her head is stuck way too far up her own ass, that I think she owes herself $5,000.

Where’s da love?

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This cracked me up… damn Ashley has some steamy legs… I think I read on twitter last night that Jillian Barberie heard from JD and that he was in his hotel room alone the following morning. Meaning I don’t think he smashed…

We’ll have to wait until next week to find out, as the Howard Stern Show is on vacation this week!

Jillian’s tweet after the jump…

BURN!!!

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Props to Jamie for this, but un-props for being the first guest on Leno’s show. Meh.

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I’m glad the first girl won… she obvs got in shape for this contest. The third girl was c*nty, so meh…and the second girl — she does have a body built for smooshing, but her personality sucked…#1 it is! – Jamie Jungers.

Photos via HowardStern.com

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This seemingly got more press than the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant… am I not right?

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WORD OF THE DAY!!!

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I still think HowardTV should have hired me a year ago (genius move), but I’ll be a good sport and post this promo clip… nice booties.

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Fast forward to 3:30, and Eric gets PISSED! That’s always insta-lolz.

Btw, Eric was telling me the other day (you know, since we’re friends and all), that there’s a fake Beth Stern on Twitter that’s been harassing him!

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This date is going to be interesting… Unless she feels nice, and roofies herself, he ain’t fucking.

Women are notorious boomerangers – and in this case we have a former hooker turned prude. Unfortunalty for JD, because he’s obvs trying hard, but I doubt he’s getting passed making out, and even that would be a mercy spit-swapping.

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