Quoted: @Combat_Jack on @ByronCrawford, “He’s A Very Weird Motherf*cker!”


Quoted: @Combat_Jack on @ByronCrawford, “He’s A Very Weird Motherf*cker!”

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I’m paraphrasing here, but Combat Jack also goes on to say that persona non grata (Byron) helped birth the Combat Jack persona. (Like that pun?)

I’d like to state that I was into stick-chicks (chicks whose hipbones stick out) before it became mainstream and later gave birth to what has become the thigh-gap or “thinspo movement.” I don’t think Byron Crawford hates black women, but you can’t be into stick-chicks AND black women. If you’re a stick-chick black woman, you’re probably a celebrity at that point. Do you think Bradley Cooper needed a Limitless pill to put it in Zoe Saldana’s pooper? I rest my face.

Anyways, to connect these elusive dots, I guess I must be a weird motherf*cker too then.

The sad part is I try to get my real-life friends to read Byron Crawford’s writings, but they are the most low-motivation types of people in the world. The irony is that Byron writes on a dumpy laptop, on a Miller Highlife buzz. Which is at least aesthetically, the epitome of low-motivation, but at least Byron writes opuses–Black Glenn Holland.

Shabooty–Swaghili–OUT!

Kanye & His Mom Rap Together At Home

Kanye & His Mom Rap Together At Home

I still don’t get how you’re a Dr. of education and you die from botched plastic surgery and yet your son marries Kim who obvs has had work done on her face. Whoops was I supposed to talk about the uplifting nature of this video?

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Chet Haze (Tom Hanks’ Son) Slams Howard Stern on Twitter

Chet Haze (Tom Hanks’ Son) Slams Howard Stern on Twitter

This was actually tweeted 9 days ago, but it just hit my radar because in actually, that’s how irrelevant Chet Haze is.

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Action Bronson Baby Blue Live @ SiriusXM // Shade 45

Action Bronson Baby Blue Live @ SiriusXM // Shade 45

He has Eminen’s manager so I guess that means we should take him seriously? I only give him a modicum of respect because Byron Crawford likes him. I think he ripped off Ghostface Killah’s flow, but I will admit when he freestyles he’s nice. But this song is sorta garbage. Why’s he trying to do a love song and then sing the hook on an acapella performance? That ain’t bout that life!

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Audio: Rude Jude on Howard Stern Show Interview 3-23-15–Lauded By #BlackTwitter!

Audio: Rude Jude on Howard Stern Show Interview 3-23-15–Lauded By #BlackTwitter!

This really was a great interview on every level. Anytime Howard Stern and black culture collides, it’s great radio.

Black Twitter agrees with me:

Mirror audio posted by Paul Rosenberg, Eminem’s manager:

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