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Byron Crawford – Kanye West Superstar (Book Preview)

Kanye West Superstar
Byron Crawford – Kanye West Superstar (Book Preview)

I read Bol’s new forthcoming book–which is the antithesis of the glorification of Yeezy. Here are some bullet points to best describe the book, hopefully without spoiling too many golden nuggets:

  • Mind candy (leather jogging pants for your mind–ideal for a mental jog on a brisk fall morning)
  • Irreverent
  • Celebrates Ray J’s schlong
  • Admits to a few personal black eyes (not an allusion to Bol’s eye injury)
  • Honest and introspective
  • Breaks down pr0n to the nitty-gritty via hours of “expert analysis”
  • Discusses in-depth the militarization of Kim Kardashian’s ass via “tank ass.” Hint: retina displays*** were created to best view spherical objects! ***displays with a 2880-by-1800 native resolution and 220 pixels per inch with support for millions of colors–or greater.
  • Equates Kanye’s musical talent to Robin Williams’ depression coping skills (too soon!) (Btw, it doesn’t mention Robin Williams I was just joking.)
  • And more…

It comes out in 4 days. You can gleefully pre-order it now from iTunes and Barnes and Noble. And here’s Bol’s sticky post on the book for more information.