Saint West the Rapper — Kanye’s Baby Can Have My Name … I’m Retiring!

Saint West the Rapper — Kanye’s Baby Can Have My Name … I’m Retiring!

Since I am up on everything on the internet, the minute it breaks. When it was announced that Kanye’s son was named Saint West, everyone went to twitter and there was a Canadian bum-rapper that already had the name, YEARS AGO! But instead of capitalizing on this potential newfound fame, he ain’t doing shit with it. Typical Canadian. Instead, the #ILLUMINATI pulled some strings and within a few hours, his twitter handle @SAINTWEST was renamed to @SaintWest_ and Kim had ownership of the original account. Isn’t that some old bullshit?

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Kanye West — Nike Can’t Buy Me! All About Adidas, Fam

Kanye West — Nike Can’t Buy Me! All About Adidas, Fam

This is so douchey. This is like the 1st day a chick with brand new breast implants parades around in a bikini. Assuming her proverbial staples have been taken out! Anyways, it seems that becoming a father has reduced Kanye’s assholifiedness. That’s always a good thing!

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The Weeknd – Can’t Feel My Face (Live From The Victoria’s Secret 2015 Fashion Show)

The Weeknd – Can’t Feel My Face (Live From The Victoria’s Secret 2015 Fashion Show)

Is a side-effect of doing coke, not being able to feel your face? Asking for a friend. And you know I am bullshitting because I only have 2 best friends.

This already has 1.7 MM views on YouTube for those of you keeping count at home.

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Drake’s Dad Does TMZ Interview: My Son’s Big Hanukkah Wish: A Dreidel! [VIDEO]

Drake’s Dad Does TMZ Interview: My Son’s Big Hanukkah Wish: A Dreidel! [VIDEO]

Damn yo, Drake’s Dad is a pimp with his little Asian breezy. I guess she figured she couldn’t land Aubrey, so why not land his pimp Dad! Asian women are the smartest! They’re smart enough to know not to shack up with me. A little self-deprecating humor in time for the holidays.

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Trailer: The Unofficial Chinese 2Pac Biopic ‘Until the End of Time’ Has 86 Likes & 167 Dislikes on YouTube

Trailer: The Unofficial Chinese 2Pac Biopic ‘Until the End of Time’ Has 86 Likes & 167 Dislikes on YouTube

I am not saying it was good by any means, but I was thoroughly amused by the ratchetness of it. It’s Chinese too, so they don’t have to worry about paying to license the music. The A in “NWA” now stands for ‘Asians’.

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