Supercut of Reporters Being Forced To Say #DeezNuts On The News! [VIDEO]
Most on-air news anchors are just bonafide teleprompter readers, so imagine being the TV news producer coming into work this morning, knowing you get to write a DEEZ NUTS-laden script, and what joy that must bring to you.
The video is embedded in the tweet below:
Donkey of the Day – North Carolina Voters (Dez Nuts For President)
Good bless, ‘Merica!
Vote Deez Nuts for President 2016
This aired on local ABC7 News. Gotta love DC right? So the next time you see someone walk around with an I Voted! sticker, it just might mean “I have an awesome sense of humor.” And yes, North Carolina is a “swing” state. Pun intended.
Megyn Kelly Discusses Her Breasts, Her Husband’s Penis & Sex Life with Howard Stern
This is an old clip from 5 years ago, but it feels like yesterday. This is in response to the feud between Donald Trump. People are unearthing this interview and unpacking the details about her husband’s penis. Winning. Hint: she’s no prude despite pretending to be one during debate moderations.
In Case You Missed It: Donald Trump on Megyn Kelly: “There Was Blood Coming Out of Her Wherever” (Vagina)
Donald Trump needs to follow Howard Stern’s advice about PIP–keep “pussy in perspective.”
Donald Trump Ethers Megyn Kelly at the Fox News GOP debate! #LIT
Lol Donald Trump is a hella good debater if he can handle Megyn Kelly, her pasted on fake eye-lashes, and stilted leading questions.
The #DylannRoof Manifesto Just Leaked. He Calls Jews a White Enigma & Apologizes For Typos.
A) Heaven forbid you kill a ton of people, yet you write with typos.
B) Here are his full thoughts on Jews:
Unlike many White naitonalists, I am of the opinion that the majority of American and European jews are White. In my opinion the issues with jews is not their blood, but their identity. I think that if we could somehow destroy the jewish identity, then they wouldnt cause much of a problem. The problem is that Jews look White, and in many cases are White, yet they see themselves as minorities. Just like niggers, most jews are always thinking about the fact that they are jewish. The other issue is that they network. If we could somehow turn every jew blue for 24 hours, I think there would be a mass awakening, because people would be able to see plainly what is going on.
I dont pretend to understand why jews do what they do. They are enigma.
C) And here’s the full manifesto.
D) He seriously ended it with, “Please forgive any typos, I didnt have time to check it.”
E) My thoughts on the matter: