El-P’s WeAreAllGoingToBurnInHellMeggamixx2 Download For Free!

Who knew that blankcds could be your gain. In other words, El-P released a tour-only mix tape, but some of the discs were un-burned blankcds (hence some pissed off jukieheads). Anyways, somewhat PR conscious (or he just got annoyed of people leaving comment spam on his blog, bitching about the cds), El-P has decided to give this mixtape for free. Though, a heads-up, you will have to register an account on definitivejux.net. If Goodyear made running shoes, put on your Run-Flats and sprint to cop this ish… it’s hot.

Quote:

from producto…with love

I have decided to make the mp3s of disc one of theWEAREALLGOINGTOBURNINHELLMEGGAMIXX2 (tour only limited edition double disc cds) available for free. You won’t get the Eat My Garbage CD (disc 2), nor will you get the amazing original artwork by Travis Millard or the bragging rights of owning a cd that is going for 150 (so ive been told) bucks a pop on EBAY. But to be honest i felt kind of bad not letting fans who weren’t able to go to the shows hear this stuff.Also, for those lucky 500 who bought the limited pressings I am offering to replace any of the cds that may have been blank. Unfortunately I have heard that a small portion were, which sucks dick and makes me feel like an asshole at the same time. So in a bid to quell the justified pain and borderline rage some have felt popping in a blank cd please send your blank cd to Def Jux

115 South Oxford St.Suite 556
Brooklyn NY 11217
and we will send you a replacement of the cd only, keep your packaging. love, el

go to to download:

http://www.definitivejux.net/news/el-p/438

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Permalink Posted in: brooklyn, ccwm, defjux, el-p, hiphop, music Comments(0) July 9, 2008

My Mind Is On Carmen Sandiego’s G550 Jet. I’ve Lost It, And Waldo Is Being A Douche On His Two-Way Pager.

Carmen Sandiego - I’m all over the place.

Just some random thoughts going on… I missed the Tila 2 finale last night? Did I? Well, I am sure it was lame. I know way hotter Vietnamese chicks in Texas than her. She’s a fidget anyway.

So, did you hear about the new iPhone coming out on July 11th? Really cheap: $199 and $299 respectively… If you look under the hood though and by hood I mean AT&T’s pricing plan on the service side, that same unlimited data goes from 20$ to 30$ a month and those free 200 txt messages, that’s now five dollars. Want the 1500 txt message package? That goes from 10$ to 15$ a month. So for me, that would total an additional 15$ a month or… quick math $145. er, fuck I can’t add: 180. Either way that blows, $igh.

What’s up with milfs these days, esp the “newly” divorced ones. Not only will they ask you what knd of car you drive, but’ll if you happen to be in your friends car, they’ll ask what car your friend’s driving too…wtf.
Way to take the LF out of milf, okay nm, that’s still in effect despite the golddiggery.
Be a mother, get rid of the damn eyebrow-piercing-ring. Why attract attention to your eyes, where crows feet lay, right? You’re not 18 anymore. And you’re 30 going on 40.

I hope Artie Lange is okay in Iraq, where he is performing this week on the USO Show tour.

Amy Whinehouse called Kanye West a cunt. How great is that?

Did you know the next Survivor is being filmed right now in Africa?

Fu*k I hate spam like this, New message: “why is your myspace photo here on this site.. laquinka . com
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I dunno, let me rush on over to la-quin-ka.com real quick and see.

There has been much squabble over “shitty parts of NYC to hang out”. By squabble I just mean different sources of opinion saying similar things. And from respectable sources. Apparently El-P & Alaska of Hangar18 both hate Williamsburg section of Brooklyn. I thought that was the hip-artsy-fartsy cool part of town. Shows you how much I know. But I still rep BKNY. Cue…

El-P:

editor’s note: Williamsburg - im not talking about williamsburg. williamsburg is the only place in brooklyn that sucks harder than manhattan as a rule no matter what the circumstance.

Alaska:

Williamsburg – I don’t know a single person that likes that pisshole yet people are always going there, hey someone is spinning some shitty MIA at a loft party, or let’s go to this shitty as boutique my friends dad bought, they have like one sneaker, four pairs of jeans and a coffee table book. People dress like the tourists in Times Square and have shitty mustaches it might as well be Milwaukee, sorry Milwaukeeans I didn’t mean to insult you because although you guys dress like that you do shower and aren’t a bunch of pretentious pricks who base their whole personality off what pitchfork.com thinks and whichever t-shirt is recommended in the latest issue of Vice.

Pwned!

Word on the street is to find Waldo El-P Sandiego, ya just gotta go to the lower east side of Manhatty, or just let him tell you where he hangs out.

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Girl Fight In Baltimore (Video)

Baltimore is a mess… but who says that hot ghetto messes -fighting, aren’t funny as fuck. (You can view the high quality version here).

Filmin’ by my boy KDunDatta, who describes this debacle as:

Girls fighting in Fells Point, Baltimore. I was just trying to eat my pizza! Yo the light skin girl was madd pretty. I was talking to her in the pizza shop and she told me how she was gonna fight the other girl. I told her “no”.. I said you are too beautiful for all that and the cops are out, but… obviously she didn’t listen. The fight went on for like 2 min before I started recording, but I had to get my credit card back from the pizza shop..LOL..ENJOY!

I wish I was there -rofl. I’d be madd instigating. But also at the same time, I’d be very frightened. UFC officially now stands for: Ugly Fighting Cunts, folks.

This looks like a job for riot police, Mr. El-P.
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Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy, el-p, food, humor, nightlife, shabooty exclusive, snatch, video, youtube Comments(0) June 15, 2008

Yak Ballz…

Here’s an interview that Yak did with Karmaloop. The only thing I got out of it was that, don’t bring 40oz’s to interviews, unless the person being interviewed is as cool as Yak, and won’t bash you over the head with the bottle. Though I will say, if you gonna be rediculous like that, at least come correct with a nasty-ass brass monkey (aka the poor man’s mimosa)!

a 40 of Olde English 800 mixed with some OJ.

Typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with orange juice.

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Permalink Posted in: ccwm, concert, defjux, el-p, hiphop, interview, music, myspace, odds and ends, show, video Comments(1) May 28, 2008

Mountain Goats - Lovecraft in Brooklyn (Aesop Rock Remix) + Poll Results

Sketch Theatre Artist Nate Frizzell creates a sketch video for The Mountain Goats/Aesop Rock remix of “Lovecraft in Brooklyn”.

RESULTS OF LAST WEEK’S POLL:

I guess we’re all Cage Kennylz fans here… as that was indeed my vote as well, though I love all the WeatherMen.

A New Poll will be up shortly!

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Permalink Posted in: aesop rock, brooklyn, cage, cardboard city, ccwm, defjux, el-p, hiphop, music, video, youtube Comments(0) May 24, 2008

Sue Simmons Curses “What the F**k” and Apology (NBC)

Sue Simmon from NBC News 4 drops the “F” bomb then apologizes. Both videos are shown.

hanNN! I love f-bombs.

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Permalink Posted in: el-p, humor, tv, video, youtube Comments(0) May 16, 2008

El-P Spring 2008 Tour Video

I want to be a rock star…

I wonder if its the same as right after birth, the scrubbing nurse blowing you…like being born with a mouth around one’s cock.

Vid: El $macking the fuck out of himself in D.C.!

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Permalink Posted in: brooklyn, ccwm, dc, defjux, el-p, hiphop, music, show, video, youtube Comments(0) May 10, 2008

Shabooty Interview Series: Dizzee Rascal

Photo of Dizzee Rascal via Myspace

Dizzee Rascal, the UK grime rapper has crossed the pond and is in the states for a spring ‘08 tour. He’s hooked up with Def Jux which has released his album, Maths+English here in the great USofA. I had a chance to sit down with Dizzee and kick it. I’m sure there was no way that I’d be as interesting as whatever happens in the back of a tour-bus, but I tried my best!

Shabooty: Hi Dizzee, Who’s your favorite soccer team?
Dizzee: West ham, ’cause I’m from East London

Do you rock the jerseys too?
Nah - we don’t call em jerseys, either. …[we call em] a ‘kit’ [clothes].

Are you a fan of Ali G (Sacha Baron Cohen)?
Yeah I like Ali G, I like Borat, yeah man, you look a bit like him.
Ha ha, yeah esp. if I wore the wu-wear shit, eh?

What you think about Beckham and Posh Spice?
He’s a wicked football player ain’t he, he does his thing man, yeah he’s good.

Are you down with him repping LA like that?
His futbol [career] has taken him to LA, I ain’t got no problem with that.

How much was hooking up w/ EL-P a business decision and how much of it was a match in your personalities?
I signed before I even met him…but now we fuck around, have drinks etc, personally we get along really well.

There wasn’t some fancy business development meeting where he wooed you over a yacht and champagne?
Nah…

Was Pimp C’s death hard for you, when you heard the news?
It was a bit unexpected. It’s just a shame, as a fan, I was a fan first. He’s one of the first rappers that I listened to that actually died while i was actually into ‘em, 2pac kinda died already before I really got into him. But with Pimp C –I listened to him and then got to work with him, so it was a bit of a weird situation. It’s sad…sad man.

How’d you get the name Dizzee Rascal?
I was Dizzee at first, I used to mix drum and bass records, and I got the name Dizzee and a teacher called me rascal one day in class. I liked the name so I kept rascal. People still called me Dizzee, so I just put the two together.

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Permalink Posted in: aesop rock, ccwm, celebs, concert, dc, defjux, el-p, hiphop, humor, interview, music, myspace, nightlife, shabooty, shabooty exclusive, show Comments(11) May 9, 2008

Kidz In The Hall - Drivin’ Down The Block (El-P Remix)

Kidz In The Hall - Drivin’ Down The Block (El-P Remix)

dl: here

thank me: later.

yes, if i was fuel i would be super, and i would protect you from knocks and pings.

get used to it.

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MSNBC’s Russert: ‘We Now Know Who the Nominee Will Be’

Permalink Posted in: brooklyn, cardboard city, ccwm, defjux, el-p, hiphop, music Comments(0) May 7, 2008

New Poll Up: Who’s Your Favorite Weathermen Underground Rapper?

New Poll Up, Vote Now!

Well the results of the last poll are in:

It’s fair to say, 19 out of the 25 votes are at least satisfied with Artie’s return, matching the hype, and 19 are just happy he’s back. 6 people are bitter Artie haters. I’m def not part of that minority.

There’s a new poll is live now on the right sidebar for my underground hiphop heads: Who’s your favorite Weathermen (rap cliq) member?

Results of all the polls can be found in the Poll Archives.

Thank you, and drive-thru. Oh, and Yak Ballz is on tour in the west coast, check this flyer to see if he’s coming to a town near you.

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