Pics from the 2012 AVNs #AVNAwards

Pics from the 2012 AVNs #AVNAwards

Basically like if you wanna see those pics zoomed in, go…

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Permalink Posted in: chick, model, twitter January 22, 2012

Retweet Swag #JoePaterno

Retweet Swag #JoePaterno

https://twitter.com/#!/shabooty/statuses/160905832790360065

Saved for posterity.

P.s.

He’s not dead yet. ^_^

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, shabooty, shabooty exclusive, sports, twitter January 21, 2012

@BethStern Frolicking In The Snow (Pics By @HowardStern)

@BethStern Frolicking In The Snow (Pics By @HowardStern)

Woot! Hard nips! It pays to be paid!!! LOL.

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Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy, howard stern, model, twitter January 21, 2012

Brian Williams Just Ethered @LanaDelRey!

Brian Williams Just Ethered @LanaDelRey!

Apparently Brian Williams emailed his “buddy” at Gawker, and the said buddy posted the full email, and in the email, Brian Williams shit on Lana Del Rey being on SNL and pointed out that she had no business being booked on the [NBC] show, with only having a 2 song EP out, [and zero talent]. Pretty hilarious. Then of course the NBC PR dimwits tried to have Gawker take down the email. Lol! Which of course made this whole thing BEAUTIFUL. Lana Del Rey herself has been feeling the heat for her shitty performance this past weekend, and is probably on a ledge right now. She just tweeted a reverse psychology move of positivity: “I Love You”. Lol. Fail.

From: “Williams, BD (NBCUniversal)”
Date: January 15, 2012 15:56:25 EST
To: Nick Denton (Gawker)
ND:
I hope you’re well. Happy New Year. A big congratulations to the new freelance weekend guy, Taylor Bernam. He’s done some good posts right out of the box. I do wish the main page featured more TV coverage (Brooklyn hippster [sic] Lana Del Rey had one of the worst outings in SNL history last night — booked on the strength of her TWO SONG web EP, the least-experienced musical guest in the show’s history, for starters). In my humble opinion as a loyal customer (you know I love you but the Blog View button will be the eventual cause of my death) and while I know you’re in the midst of an editor change, weekends have been allowed to go awfully fallow — and it was a fallow holiday period for those of us who check your shit 10 times a day by iphone. I know you’ve been watching NBC Nightly News religiously each evening and I’ll no doubt be getting a withering, detailed critique from you straight away.
BW

Cue the NBC PR princess to the rescue:

From: M., Erika (NBCUniversal)
To: ‘Kevin@gawker.com’
Sent: Mon Jan 16 12:26:59 2012
Subject: Brian Williams
Kevin — can you please have the post of Brian Williams’ email to Nick Denton taken down immediately? That was sent in confidence as friends and absolutely never intended to be public. A speedy removal would go a long way in maintaining the trust and respect we have for your site.

I think we should blame the Illuminati’s Jimmy Iovine for this bullshit, because Lana’s on Interscope.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, music, twitter January 16, 2012

Did @SethMacFarlane Just Go In On Me? #SubTweet

Did @SethMacFarlane Just Go In On Me? #SubTweet

He’s prolly just pissed all of the times I made fun of him for robbing the cradle, which was putting his penis inside of Amanda Bynes. Not that that’s something to make fun of, when 99% of the male population would do the same to an 18-year-old Amanda Bynes, but just saying… it’s still a little creepy, when you have all of the starlets in Hollywood to choose from, as your muse.

And yes, I realize the Titanic WAS REAL LIFE. Lolz.

Real Life Titanic: Cruise Ship Turned Over In Italy (VIDEO) [Shabooty.com]

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Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy, shabooty exclusive, twitter January 16, 2012

Shabooty + #GoldenGlobes + Tweets + Pics! (2012 Golden Globe Awards RECAP)

Shabooty + #GoldenGlobes + Tweets + Pics! (2012 Golden Globe Awards RECAP)

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, comedy, los angeles, model, movie, shabooty, shabooty exclusive, show, tv, twitter January 16, 2012

Shabooty + Redneck + Club [RECAP!]

Shabooty + Redneck + Club [RECAP!]

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Permalink Posted in: chick, clubs, comedy, nightlife, shabooty, shabooty dynasty, shabooty exclusive, twitter January 14, 2012

Saved For Posterity: My Joke of The Day #RedTails

Saved For Posterity: My Joke of The Day #RedTails

Also blogging it so no one jacks my joke. Lol. You’d be shocked how many established and famous comedians/[Letterman's] comedy writers/radio people follow me on twitter and are my twitter friends.

And also Alec Baldwin’s girlfriend, Hilaria Thomas. If that counts. She needs to hurry up and tell Alec that I am the shit… I mean, I ain’t taking any chicks to tropical islands like Alec, but I will def. give you a Capri Sun in the morning, should your mouth be parched after a night of sweet, passionate, love-making.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, movie, shabooty, shabooty exclusive, twitter January 13, 2012

SAVED FOR POSTERITY: Read The Rant That Made @LisaLampanelli Block Me From Twitter!

SAVED FOR POSTERITY: Read The Rant That Made Lisa Lampanelli Block Me From Twitter!

Below is the JOKING rant that resulted in Lisa getting her panties in a bunch and blocking me from Twitter. It was in response to her going on the Howard Stern Show and complaining about NBC not putting her in the front row at Madison Square Garden at a Knicks Game:

Just to play devil’s advocate here, Lisa Lampinelli should just be happy NBC is sticking her fat ass on Celeb Apprentice anyway… that’s gonna add to her exposure and fanbase and career. So what she had to sit 12 rows back from the floor. Her fat ass probably took up two floor seats anyways, and they figured it’d be a distraction to the players having the Kool-Aide woman sitting in the front. Sheesh.

These celebs have their heads up their frigging ass. Besides, I am sure the 12th row is closer to the concession stand anyways, so she could get herself some nachos. I am sure that’s all she wanted out of the NBA game anyways.

Just playing devil’s advocate though.

And now I had to ether her, for serious this time:

Lisa Lampanelli now joins the blessed company of Tila Tequila, Tyrese, Jimmy Kimmel, and Questlove as the only celebrities dumb enough to block me on Twitter, when all I do is promote them on the internet. Did promote them.

#TeamZeroSenseOfHumor, much?

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, howard stern, shabooty exclusive, show, sirius, twitter January 10, 2012