Category Archives: twitter

Artie Lange Hospitalized After Going Into Diabetic Shock, Tweets Photos From Bedside

Artie Lange Hospitalized After Going Into Diabetic Shock, Tweets Photos From Bedside

If you look closely at the 2nd picture zoomed in, you can see a) the phone number to Artie’s Detroit-area hospital, and b) his room number. So he’s probably getting prank calls right about now.

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Blogged For Posterity: All of My Tweets Recapping the US Airways Plane-in-Vagina Pic Twitter Scandal

Blogged For Posterity: All of My Tweets Recapping the US Airways Plane-in-Vagina Pic Twitter Scandal

This debacle had me rolling. Notice how US Airways hasn’t tweeted again in several hours. They’re probably firing their social media manager. It must be an annoying job, because all day you have to hear about people’s flying complaints, teenage girls sending in twitter threats, and then you have of course twitter pr0n.

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#RIPUltimateWarrior Dead at Age 54

#RIPUltimateWarrior Dead at Age 54

I guess he’s chilling in heaven with Peaches.

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Blogged For Posterity… Me Goofing on Chicks on Tinder | Pt.1

Blogged For Posterity… Me Goofing on Chicks on Tinder | Pt.1

And some reactions:

OH SNAP!

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TitanFall Launch Mired by ‘Initialization’ Issues #TheStruggleIsReal

TitanFall Launch Mired by ‘Initialization’ Issues #TheStruggleIsReal

Yeah, I guess I am being a “hat0r,” but really EA needs to get their act together. After Sin City, Battlefield4, and now TitanFall, all of their launches have been screwy.  Probably because their CEO looks like the world’s biggest douchebag. The problems start at the top! And TitanFall is an online-only game, so there is no playing single player while they work out the kinks. Sigh.


EA CEO: Andrew Wilson

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Saved For Posterity: @MileyCyrus, Ethered!

Saved For Posterity: Miley Cyrus, Ethered! 

Say what you want, but that’s called genius marketing of SELF! Feel free to RT/Fav.

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.@belle_knox: In Case You Were Wondering Who The DUKE University P0rnstar Was, She Outed Herself!



Belle Knox: In Case You Were Wondering Who The DUKE University P0rnstar Was, She Outed Herself!

Anyways, her stage name is Belle Knox… that’s all I was concerned about from a “research” perspective. I find it amusing she goes to Duke University. This isn’t a shot at her, but I can understand why this caused such an uproar at Duke University, because Duke is like the world’s biggest douchebag colony of a school. Only douches go there.
All Duke University alumni are douches. Parents to children that attend Duke University are douches. People that root for Duke University sports are douches. So douches don’t like it when one of their own is a huge p0rnchick attention-whore. Facts only, kids. That’s why when the Terps beat the crap out of the Duke basketball team, it was time to riot on Route 1 in celebration. We ethered them d-bags.
By the way, these were the only two clothed pictures of her I could find.

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