Exclusive: The #Illuminati Texted Penthouse’s Ava Dalush For Sex Work & She Had A Melt Down!
[Editor’s note: Full text convo after the jump]
First of all, it’s the illuminati because how else did they have her phone number?
It’s the illuminati because we all know the illuminati started in the UK with those powerful rich families *cough* the Rothschild’s *cough*. And this convo is happening in the UK.
It’s the illuminati because this is a representative for a rich powerful member–whom was looking for a UK Penthouse Pet for ritual sacrifice. Sure, the guy is Turkish, but let me remind you that Kobe Bryant is the official spokesman for Turkish Airlines. I find this stuff so fascinating…from afar…aka “Texts From Jafar.”
The rest speaks for itself.
The full text conversation saved for posterity along with her twitter meltdown are below… I hid the guy’s phone number because I don’t want to piss off the illuminati.
UPDATE: Uh oh!!!
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Howard Stern’s Haters Are Spamming Him on Twitter With These Pics
I think they’re trying to make him feel guilty after the NYTimes story about the health of nail salon workers exposed to all of those chemicals. Plus it’s not a very flattering pic.
High Pitch Erik Tweeted Death Threats To Impressionist @MattJacobsArt! [Screenshot] #HowardStern
I was in the middle of a 13-hour workday so I couldn’t keep track of all of this, but apparently the appearance Matt Jacobs was going to have on the show with Erik has been canceled due to these death threats. Or at least until Howard Stern can sort it all out.
Anthony Cumia and Opie Radio are at each others throats on Twitter #HowardStern
They used to be a united front against Howard Stern. Now, they’re at each others throats. Lolz.
Chet Haze (Tom Hanks’ Son) Slams Howard Stern on Twitter
This was actually tweeted 9 days ago, but it just hit my radar because in actually, that’s how irrelevant Chet Haze is.
BREAKING: There Is A Benjy Bronk Doppelganger Pooping on Cars in Akron, Ohio! #PoopBandit On The Loose!
Howard Stern fans are going to just love this! And by “on the loose,” I mean, loose bowel movements!
I guess Homa Bash is a reporter in Ohio. She’s cute!
And In Howard Stern News: The Dr. Harry Fisch Show Was Just Cancelled! #Howard101
It’s a good thing Shuli is on EVERY auxiliary show since they’re being dropped like flies with bad habits–at least he still has a few shows left.
Btw, is it true that they let go of Lisa G as well? Someone please confirm so I can update this post.