Saved For Posterity: Miley Cyrus, Ethered!
Say what you want, but that’s called genius marketing of SELF! Feel free to RT/Fav.
Belle Knox: In Case You Were Wondering Who The DUKE University P0rnstar Was, She Outed Herself!
Anyways, her stage name is Belle Knox… that’s all I was concerned about from a “research” perspective. I find it amusing she goes to Duke University. This isn’t a shot at her, but I can understand why this caused such an uproar at Duke University, because Duke is like the world’s biggest douchebag colony of a school. Only douches go there.
All Duke University alumni are douches. Parents to children that attend Duke University are douches. People that root for Duke University sports are douches. So douches don’t like it when one of their own is a huge p0rnchick attention-whore. Facts only, kids. That’s why when the Terps beat the crap out of the Duke basketball team, it was time to riot on Route 1 in celebration. We ethered them d-bags.
By the way, these were the only two clothed pictures of her I could find.
PSA: Never Ask #BlackTwitter For Help
Black twitter will always be the first ones to break your balls…
In a time of need, ALWAYS go to #WhiteTwitter. And a side note, never “work for” #BeigeTwitter …that’s how I’ve found myself in this mess in the first place. I am an Iranian-American guy and I was working for an Iranian guy and wow, they will find really unique ways to stab you in the back. Just saying. #FactsOnly
Here are the RACY iCarly JENNETTE McCURDY Leaked Pics!
I don’t watch iCarly, but maybe I should? McCurdy is an Irish name, right? #IrishChicksForever
Anyways, this is what happens when you date a dopey athlete, ladies. Stick with a witty and powerful blogger/writer.
Ellen’s Oscar Pizza Guy, Edgar Gets His Tip! [VIDEO]
Wow, so that guy is the co-owner? Wow… his pizza place is about to turn into the new PINK’S Hot Dogs of Hollywood, except for pizza!
And I figure I will give the guy a plug, as well… why not? But next time I am in LA I expect free pizza.
Howard Stern’s Doodle From Today’s Stern Show [Photo]
I think it’s JD! Obviously…
LOL: Ass Napkin Ed of Howard Stern Show Fame DM’s (the Bankrupt) Drake Bell For a TV Role
Click the pic from inside the tweet to see it bigger. This was tweeted 7 days ago, but it’s “new” to me. Since that time, Drake Bell has filed for bankruptcy–which is almost as a low point as being hit up by Ass Napkin Ed for some TV roles.