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Blogged For Posterity: Tweet from Shabooty (@SHABOOTY) | Kardashians during the moment of silence for #mikebrown

Blogged For Posterity: Tweet from Shabooty (@SHABOOTY) | Kardashians during the moment of silence for #mikebrown

Please favorite and retweet my most viral tweet from last night’s VMAs.

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From The Inbox: Tyrese’s Douchebaggery Confirmed (Shabooty Exclusive)

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From The Inbox: Tyrese’s Douchebaggery Confirmed (Shabooty Exclusive)

Two points of prefacing to make: 1) allegedly, 2) in case anyone cares…you probably don’t.

Here we go–this hit my inbox/comment section:

From: b (Guest)
5:09 p.m., Wednesday Aug. 6

I worked at the Ritz-Carlton in LA and he is a totally d bag. I think he maybe tipped 10-15% and I’ve never had anyone so needy and rude. He literally had all the stupid rookie managers all over him literally every single moment he and his tacky family entourage ate. He went out of his way to make himself feel important, this was when he was going to the premier of his weak ass movie fast and furious 5. Real celebrities or people with a little class typically know how to carry themselves in public (like travolta or the other celebrities that we’d get). He seriously was so rude and trashy, I mean I’ve seen worse but he was up there. I just find it funny we as a country support so many people like this. I personally don’t care that he has money or fame I just don’t like how he c arried himself. Like I said I’ve met other famous people there and millionaire/billionaire CEO’s of fortune 500 companies most of whom are very polite and respectful. I wish we would support famous people who do good. I really don’t care what someone does or if they make more I think thats normal, I think everyone should treat each other with respect regardless of wealth or class. Forget trying to make everything equal, people need to treat each other equally and other inequalities would balance themselves out better I think.

Related: Tyrese Ghetto-Douchebag Gibson Steals Pillow from Korean Hotel And Brags About It On Twitter [Shabooty.com]

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Rihanna deleted her #FreePalestine tweet 8 minutes after she posted it because Illuminati

Rihanna deleted her #FreePalestine tweet 8 minutes after she posted it because Illuminati 

The illuminati doesn’t play around. 8 minute turn around time is impressive right? That’s how long it took Seal Team 6 to take out Bin Laden I am assuming.

And in related news:

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PHOTOS From Shabooty’s NYC B-Day Weekend!

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PHOTOS From Shabooty’s NYC B-Day Weekend!

The weekend was too crazy to even recap. Someone took a fungo bat o’ fun, and whacked me upside the head with it. I am still clearly mindf*cked. If you went out 30 times and picked out the top 3 fun things that happened, and put them into a time-period of one weekend, that was my weekend.

Often times I will go out, have a fun time, and end up recapping on this blog exactly what happened. The difference this time around, and how you know I’m not bullshitting is… about 75% of the things that happened, I can’t even talk about on this blog. But I will touch on some in picture-form.
What makes it wilder, is generally I live a chill-ass-life. Yet, I was running around Manhattan like King-friggin’-Tut. I did things people put on their bucketlist and take 30 years to do. Hah. Things that not even money can buy. I have to be cryptic, though. I have a big enough mouth as is. Anyways, here are some photo-highlights! Enjoy. And thanks for the Twitter b-day shout-outs, ya’ll! PICS AND TWITTER-SHOUTOUTS BELOW:

NYC 1
Yours Truly aka Shabooty at Comedy Central HQ in NYC!

NYC 2
The Comedy Central Lobby / NYC

NYC 3
Had to be a good sport at Comedy Central or otherwise they’d say I have a crappy sense of humor, so I donned their infamous Bear Suit!

NYC 4
Roof top bar chilling… that was the view on a beautiful night. Picturesque.

NYC 5
B-day drinks… only two of those were mine, yet I think I drank three. 

NYC 6
Why the grumpy face, blonde lady next to a floral sculpture in Rockafeller Center?

NYC 7
Bartender at Day Party/Rooftop bar… see next pic.

NYC 8
I asked her to take her pic cause she looked like Rosario Dawson. She said no… but I still had taken this picture of her bad angle, in which she doesn’t look like Rosario Dawson. So there goes her potential acting career. 

NYC 9
5 Minutes after my birthday. Hanging with some of the Shab00ty Dynasty. Thanks to Lonnie at Vivid Cabaret NYC for the always interesting and infinitely good times.

NYC 10
Some Comedy Central swag I brought home–this is a Brickleberry+Pharrell Hat. Cool, right?

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That’s my back on the right side of this pic… and people are staring at me as I take a shot out of a woman’s high-heel shoe. Don’t even begin to ask. It was simply birthday innocence, okay? Lolz. I seem to be entertaining everyone at least. FYI: it was that bar’s tradition and I was just being a good sport!

B-Day Love:

Farewell until NEXT YEAR!

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Why @ByronCrawford Has Had The Best Week Ever (Or At Least The Best Last 48-Hours…)


Why Byron Crawford Has Had The Best Week Ever (Or At Least The Best Last 48-Hours…)

First of all, his cardboard box-riddled eye has magically healed. Just kidding, I have no idea how his eye is doing.

In the just last 48 hours, these things have happened for writer/hip-hop blogger Byron Crawford: The front-man for The Black Keys (Dan-“I hope he has a google-alerts set up for his name”-Auerbach) gave him a historic shot out in the paper of record, The New York Times [as seen above].

His former employer XXL Magazine went from treating him like a pariah to giving him promotion…

…of his new book: Kanye West Superstar–which is now available for pre-order on paperback and e-book. Cover seen below:

Side note 1:

I remember like 3-or-so years ago, I was visiting my sister in NYC and even she was aware of my–I’m not sure if affinity is the proper wording, but rather my being “fond of a cohort” (nullus)–is what I prefer to call it. Lol. Internally, I was like, “how the fu*k do you know that I like reading his stuff???” A blogger that professes to sitting around in his underwear all day, waiting for his “It’s Miller Time,” reminder to go off on his Obama phone. Kidding (yet #FactsOnly at the same time). Anyways, he’s come a long way.

Side note 2:

My best friend IRL (in real life–let’s call him KP) is unemployed, and he too is writing a book like Bol.
I think it’s like a ghetto long-read version of ‘The Motley Fool’ website. Except I am not quite sold on his motivations. I think his impetus for writing HIS book is so when he meets fat chicks on Plenty of Fish (Whales), he has a decent enough wrap for them–that he’s writing a book (and not a loser). The question is, who has their life together more… the unemployed guy who is Carmen Sandi-Negro traveling the country on his unemployment money, or me, whom is the hard-working friggin’ homebody. If you listen to Howard Stern, he hates to travel. He’s happy at home tooling away on his iMac. I’m the same way. I have no problems being a shut-in. Haha. Anyway, I just wanted an excuse to say “Carmen Sandi-Negro.” I’m done! Go cop those books when they come out.

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