CONFIRMED: Elisa Jordana Nudes Are In Fact Her And Real! (Shabooty Exclusive)

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CONFIRMED: Elisa Jordana Nudes Are In Fact Her And Real! (Shabooty Exclusive)

Maybe this isn’t an exclusive in the sense that she revealed this info on her podcast yesterday, but I’m still considering this an exclusive. If you never saw the pix you can see them >> here <<. I speculated it wasn’t her I that post because I’m friendly with her and didn’t want to throw her under the “bang bus.” Anyways, it’s in fact her… Enjoy. Shouldn’t this post be sponsored by Charmin, by the way?

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Kendall Jenner in Allure Magazine March 2015 Issue (PICS)

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Kendall Jenner in Allure Magazine March 2015 Issue (PICS)

I could picture Bruce Jenner walking into his local Beverly Hills Labiaplasty office and telling the plastic surgeon he wants to look more like Kendall. Wouldn’t you? She’s sorta kinda perfect aesthetically.

P.S. I didn’t even notice the monkey in these photos, that’s how ultra-masculine I am. Lolz.

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