I Think Jillian Ann Is Hot & That’s All It Takes For Me To Promote Her Clothing Line: RITUAL

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I Think Jillian Ann Is Hot And That’s All It Takes For Me To Promote Her Clothing Line: RITUAL

Jillian Ann is a model-musician turned fashion designer whom I interviewed back in 2008, so we go way back. Despite yours truly being obviously pu$$y-smitten, I think her fashion is edgy and cool. Besides, NE-YO!! wears it.

Anyways, you can find her purchasable fashion here. Along with more modeling pics of Jillian below. If I was a billionaire, I’d offer to buy her company if it meant I could move her office headquarters into my mansion! Hey now.

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RITUAL is doing a FULL MOON FLASH SALE
30-70% off a variety of samples from all of our collections
only for a limited time as the moon wanes (till june 8th)
All samples are in stock and ready to ship
follow the link to see what we have available and make your purchase

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Jada Pinkett Smith on The Howard Stern Show Full Interview (June 3, 2015)

Jada Pinkett Smith on The Howard Stern Show Full Interview (June 3, 2015)

The main reason 2pac turned towards being a militant-revolutionary in his music, is because at their high school of the arts, Jada Pinkett wouldn’t break off a piece of that stank for Pac’s hang low. Howard’s really accepted now by the spouses of A-listers. Congrats!

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Melissa McCarthy on The Howard Stern Show – Full Interview (June 1, 2015)

Melissa McCarthy on The Howard Stern Show – Full Interview (June 1, 2015)

There is a simple reason why Melissa McCarthy is a box office hit. It’s because most American women are heavy-set and could fill out her wardrobe perfectly. Have you seen Tinder in the DC area lately? I’m no rich guy. I’m no Brad Pitt. But I’m also no walking Barbecue Pit either. HAHASHJKADHKKADKHJAHKJDA!

Holy shiet, I crack myself up.

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Bill Nye Confirms The Universe Exists To Guide White Women In Their 20s [Video]

Bill Nye Confirms The Universe Exists To Guide White Women In Their 20s [Video]

You don’t have to put vinegar in baking soda to know that in 2015, the universe exists solely for the advancement of white women. Lolz.

Btw, before you get offended by this video, it has 1.4 million views on YouTube. Which should have been Hitler’s defense when anyone gave him a hard time. How can you argue with numbers?

Btw, that was another joke. Reminder: This is satire because my nickname is Shabooty. $$$

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Exclusive: The #Illuminati Texted Penthouse’s @AvaDalush For Sex Work & She Had A Melt Down!

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Exclusive: The #Illuminati Texted Penthouse’s Ava Dalush For Sex Work & She Had A Melt Down!

[Editor’s note: Full text convo after the jump]

First of all, it’s the illuminati because how else did they have her phone number?

It’s the illuminati because we all know the illuminati started in the UK with those powerful rich families *cough* the Rothschild’s *cough*. And this convo is happening in the UK.

It’s the illuminati because this is a representative for a rich powerful member–whom was looking for a UK Penthouse Pet for ritual sacrifice. Sure, the guy is Turkish, but let me remind you that Kobe Bryant is the official spokesman for Turkish Airlines. I find this stuff so fascinating…from afar…aka “Texts From Jafar.”

The rest speaks for itself.

The full text conversation saved for posterity along with her twitter meltdown are below… I hid the guy’s phone number because I don’t want to piss off the illuminati.

UPDATE: Uh oh!!!

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Unearthed Rachel Annamarie DeMita Modeling Pics! @RadeMita


Unearthed Rachel Annamarie DeMita Modeling Pics!

I am sure that’s why I started this blog 11 years ago — to post pictures of unobtainable chicks! In case you don’t know who Rachel DeMita is, here’s a refresher. Remember when you were trying to play NBA 2K15 and your wife was nagging you, and at the same time the NBA2KTV video auto-played and you were lusting over the host? Yeah, that’s her.

I also have a theory as to where her confidence came from. She went to school in DC at American University, and a hot chick living in DC is the best thing to happen to a chick’s ego because there are so few hot chicks in DC, so when there is one, guys figuratively SUCK HER ASS! So hence her staggering confidence levels!

More pix below…
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