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Italian Model Laura Cremaschi Gets on TMZ: [Butt-]Cracks Up in Miami! (VIDEO) @Cremaschina

Italian Model Laura Cremaschi Gets on TMZ: [Butt-]Cracks Up in Miami! (VIDEO)

You have to admit she’s smokin’!!!!!!! Her Italian accent is probably annoying when she speaks, but lucky for me I wouldn’t even hear her talking if I was busy looking at her.


Jillian Ann x RITUAL – Breathe Runway Show (VIDEO) @makelifearitual

Jillian Ann x RITUAL – Breathe Runway Show (VIDEO)

If you recall, in 2008 I fawned over and later interviewed a model named Jillian Ann. Now she’s back and she’s blonde and above is her runway show she put together. I was sad that she didn’t make an appearance in the video though, and instead I was stuck watching models that included male models. SIGH–WTF! All in the hopes of seeing Jillian Ann again. Anyways check it out.

Here’s what Jillian Ann looks like in 2k14:


Vivid Cabaret NYC Girls [PHOTOS]

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Vivid Cabaret NYC Girls [PHOTOS]

If you’re ever in NYC, def. check out Vivid Cabaret. Esp. if you don’t like your dancers long in the tooth! A lot of endearing young ladies there…

Here’s some more info on the club:

Vivid Cabaret–New York
61 West 37th Street

*** Over 100 Entertainers Daily
*** Three Floors of Luxury
*** Deluxe Private Suites
*** VIP Ultra Lounge
*** 25 Foot Tall Stripper Pole
*** Roof Top Garden and Smoking Lounge
*** Now Open for Lunch
*** Vivid Radio (Sirius/XM Channel 102) Broadcast Studio
*** Four stages

Pics of the ladies after the jump…

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PHOTOS From Shabooty’s NYC B-Day Weekend!

PHOTOS From Shabooty’s NYC B-Day Weekend!

The weekend was too crazy to even recap. Someone took a fungo bat o’ fun, and whacked me upside the head with it. I am still clearly mindf*cked. If you went out 30 times and picked out the top 3 fun things that happened, and put them into a time-period of one weekend, that was my weekend.

Often times I will go out, have a fun time, and end up recapping on this blog exactly what happened. The difference this time around, and how you know I’m not bullshitting is… about 75% of the things that happened, I can’t even talk about on this blog. But I will touch on some in picture-form.
What makes it wilder, is generally I live a chill-ass-life. Yet, I was running around Manhattan like King-friggin’-Tut. I did things people put on their bucketlist and take 30 years to do. Hah. Things that not even money can buy. I have to be cryptic, though. I have a big enough mouth as is. Anyways, here are some photo-highlights! Enjoy. And thanks for the Twitter b-day shout-outs, ya’ll! PICS AND TWITTER-SHOUTOUTS BELOW:

Yours Truly aka Shabooty at Comedy Central HQ in NYC!

The Comedy Central Lobby / NYC

Had to be a good sport at Comedy Central or otherwise they’d say I have a crappy sense of humor, so I donned their infamous Bear Suit!

Roof top bar chilling… that was the view on a beautiful night. Picturesque.

B-day drinks… only two of those were mine, yet I think I drank three. 

Why the grumpy face, blonde lady next to a floral sculpture in Rockafeller Center?

Bartender at Day Party/Rooftop bar… see next pic.

I asked her to take her pic cause she looked like Rosario Dawson. She said no… but I still had taken this picture of her bad angle, in which she doesn’t look like Rosario Dawson. So there goes her potential acting career. 

5 Minutes after my birthday. Hanging with some of the Shab00ty Dynasty. Thanks to Lonnie at Vivid Cabaret NYC for the always interesting and infinitely good times.

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Some Comedy Central swag I brought home–this is a Brickleberry+Pharrell Hat. Cool, right?

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That’s my back on the right side of this pic… and people are staring at me as I take a shot out of a woman’s high-heel shoe. Don’t even begin to ask. It was simply birthday innocence, okay? Lolz. I seem to be entertaining everyone at least. FYI: it was that bar’s tradition and I was just being a good sport!

B-Day Love:

Farewell until NEXT YEAR!