Melissa McCarthy on The Howard Stern Show – Full Interview (June 1, 2015)

Melissa McCarthy on The Howard Stern Show – Full Interview (June 1, 2015)

There is a simple reason why Melissa McCarthy is a box office hit. It’s because most American women are heavy-set and could fill out her wardrobe perfectly. Have you seen Tinder in the DC area lately? I’m no rich guy. I’m no Brad Pitt. But I’m also no walking Barbecue Pit either. HAHASHJKADHKKADKHJAHKJDA!

Holy shiet, I crack myself up.

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Bill Nye Confirms The Universe Exists To Guide White Women In Their 20s [Video]

Bill Nye Confirms The Universe Exists To Guide White Women In Their 20s [Video]

You don’t have to put vinegar in baking soda to know that in 2015, the universe exists solely for the advancement of white women. Lolz.

Btw, before you get offended by this video, it has 1.4 million views on YouTube. Which should have been Hitler’s defense when anyone gave him a hard time. How can you argue with numbers?

Btw, that was another joke. Reminder: This is satire because my nickname is Shabooty. $$$

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Exclusive: The #Illuminati Texted Penthouse’s @AvaDalush For Sex Work & She Had A Melt Down!

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Exclusive: The #Illuminati Texted Penthouse’s Ava Dalush For Sex Work & She Had A Melt Down!

[Editor’s note: Full text convo after the jump]

First of all, it’s the illuminati because how else did they have her phone number?

It’s the illuminati because we all know the illuminati started in the UK with those powerful rich families *cough* the Rothschild’s *cough*. And this convo is happening in the UK.

It’s the illuminati because this is a representative for a rich powerful member–whom was looking for a UK Penthouse Pet for ritual sacrifice. Sure, the guy is Turkish, but let me remind you that Kobe Bryant is the official spokesman for Turkish Airlines. I find this stuff so fascinating…from afar…aka “Texts From Jafar.”

The rest speaks for itself.

The full text conversation saved for posterity along with her twitter meltdown are below… I hid the guy’s phone number because I don’t want to piss off the illuminati.

UPDATE: Uh oh!!!

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Unearthed Rachel Annamarie DeMita Modeling Pics! @RadeMita


Unearthed Rachel Annamarie DeMita Modeling Pics!

I am sure that’s why I started this blog 11 years ago — to post pictures of unobtainable chicks! In case you don’t know who Rachel DeMita is, here’s a refresher. Remember when you were trying to play NBA 2K15 and your wife was nagging you, and at the same time the NBA2KTV video auto-played and you were lusting over the host? Yeah, that’s her.

I also have a theory as to where her confidence came from. She went to school in DC at American University, and a hot chick living in DC is the best thing to happen to a chick’s ego because there are so few hot chicks in DC, so when there is one, guys figuratively SUCK HER ASS! So hence her staggering confidence levels!

More pix below…
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In case you’ve been living in a cave: The cringe-worthy #kyliejennerchallenge + Kylie RESPONDS!


In case you’ve been living in a cave: The cringe-worthy #kyliejennerchallenge + Kylie RESPONDS!

Those were my favorite 2 I found last night. Just check the hashtag, but there are some really gruesome ones. Barf.

Here, Kylie responds in a dopey manner:

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CONFIRMED: Elisa Jordana Nudes Are In Fact Her And Real! (Shabooty Exclusive)

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CONFIRMED: Elisa Jordana Nudes Are In Fact Her And Real! (Shabooty Exclusive)

Maybe this isn’t an exclusive in the sense that she revealed this info on her podcast yesterday, but I’m still considering this an exclusive. If you never saw the pix you can see them >> here <<. I speculated it wasn’t her I that post because I’m friendly with her and didn’t want to throw her under the “bang bus.” Anyways, it’s in fact her… Enjoy. Shouldn’t this post be sponsored by Charmin, by the way?

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