TMZ Contributor Shows Love To Head Automatica

I was watching TMZ (the syndicated tv show) and one of the contributors was wearing a Head Automatica t-shirt.
Thought I’d share. They’re my fav band, so I had to quickly take a pic of this. I passed this up the ladder to Daryl, hopefully he’ll get a kick out of it.

If you haven’t seen the TMZ tv show, it’s a bunch of contributors, setting up paparazzi clips for Harvey Levine, the head geh in charge.

This was cool to see, but almost as cool as news like this.

Permalink Posted in: cardboard city, celebs, daryl palumbo, shabooty exclusive Comments(0) July 21, 2008

Brittany Rae of MTV’s Tila Tequila Dating Show, A Shot At Love 2, Comes To The Defense Of Kristy

15 minutes of dykey fame never looked so good.

I can only explain this in a run-on sentence, because that’s the only way I can re-count lesbian reality tv bullshit, w/o my head exploding.
So it goes, Tila eliminates/dumps Brittany, and Bo, picks Kristy, Kristy dumps Tila on her own show, Tila flames Kristy on her myspace blog, then again in-person on the reunion show, goes apeshit on Kristy, Kristy eventually also storms off stage saying, “you want to know why? [i didn't want your love], cause you’re a BITCH”… this then led to an interwebs flame war between TIla’s fans and Kristy. And well, this below is a myspace blog in which Brittany comes to the defense of Kristy. Sounds like the story line for the L-Word, eh? I can see the kraft services table with tunafish already.

i know what it feels like to have to take a step back and give someone room because they are unsure, because when u CARE about someone, u wanna make them as comfortable as u can, and if youre MATURE u know that forcing someone into a relationship when theyre not ready is only gonna hurt you both in the end! so u need to either wait it out, or move on. she has been nothing but misunderstanding and mean, posting hate blogs about kristy acting like shes 12 using the internet to start shit. and that immature kinda bullshit COMPLETELY TURNS ME OFF.

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I agree. Tila’s a cunt, and shouldn’t have a career outside of the pho industry.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, myspace, quotes, show, tv Comments(2) July 14, 2008

Cindy Margolis In July 2008 Issue Of Playboy (Pics)

NSFW Milftastic Pics Of Cindy Margolis AFTER THE BREAK…Double A (Awesome Angelo) Can’t Handle This CougarMilf!

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, model, nsfw Comments(4) July 12, 2008

Thanks To Henry Hill!

I would just like to thank the legendary Henry Hill for sending me an autographed copy of his book.
He’s the man, which makes me the man-by-autographed-proxy:

Check out Henry Hill on SyndicateRadio.TV, with his new radio show: The GoodFellas Show, Saturdays, 9-10pm EST, and in case you missed it, be sure to check out my very own interview with the former mobster, here.

Permalink Posted in: celebs, los angeles, shabooty book club, shabooty exclusive Comments(0) July 9, 2008

D.I.D.D.Y: Dream-Ing-Daily-Dish-Yayson.

Dream Log: 7-5-08

Lol, I just remembered my dream last night. I was in bumfuck god knows where and there was a mad gunman shootin’ up a neighborhood… Next thing I know, some sniper out of no where shoots dude down and I look from the bushes and it’s P.Diddy!!! (you know how Shaq is a cop in some jurisdictions), so Diddy wuz this cop there, lol. And I start talking to him and shit and then I get into interviewer mode like, “Yo Diddy can I just ask you like 5 quick questions on the spot and call it an interview?” and I ask him one question and instead his f-ing making the band guys answer the q and I am like dudez, stfu, I only want Diddy to answer. So we’re walking inside this building and there’s this black Lamborghini that some folks are doing a photoshoot with, and I am like, ‘yoo take my pic!,’ So I go by the car to get my pic taken, and then I look back, and Diddy bounced the fuck out! Like 20 mins later, I get a text from him saying ‘My bad yo, I had to fly back to NY cause the Knicks are playin’, ‘but tell me more about that shabooty.com…’

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Diddy’s making the band & the dream log. No homo.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, dream log, hiphop, shabooty, shabooty exclusive, show Comments(0) July 5, 2008

My Mind Is On Carmen Sandiego’s G550 Jet. I’ve Lost It, And Waldo Is Being A Douche On His Two-Way Pager.

Carmen Sandiego - I’m all over the place.

Just some random thoughts going on… I missed the Tila 2 finale last night? Did I? Well, I am sure it was lame. I know way hotter Vietnamese chicks in Texas than her. She’s a fidget anyway.

So, did you hear about the new iPhone coming out on July 11th? Really cheap: $199 and $299 respectively… If you look under the hood though and by hood I mean AT&T’s pricing plan on the service side, that same unlimited data goes from 20$ to 30$ a month and those free 200 txt messages, that’s now five dollars. Want the 1500 txt message package? That goes from 10$ to 15$ a month. So for me, that would total an additional 15$ a month or… quick math $145. er, fuck I can’t add: 180. Either way that blows, $igh.

What’s up with milfs these days, esp the “newly” divorced ones. Not only will they ask you what knd of car you drive, but’ll if you happen to be in your friends car, they’ll ask what car your friend’s driving too…wtf.
Way to take the LF out of milf, okay nm, that’s still in effect despite the golddiggery.
Be a mother, get rid of the damn eyebrow-piercing-ring. Why attract attention to your eyes, where crows feet lay, right? You’re not 18 anymore. And you’re 30 going on 40.

I hope Artie Lange is okay in Iraq, where he is performing this week on the USO Show tour.

Amy Whinehouse called Kanye West a cunt. How great is that?

Did you know the next Survivor is being filmed right now in Africa?

Fu*k I hate spam like this, New message: “why is your myspace photo here on this site.. laquinka . com
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I dunno, let me rush on over to la-quin-ka.com real quick and see.

There has been much squabble over “shitty parts of NYC to hang out”. By squabble I just mean different sources of opinion saying similar things. And from respectable sources. Apparently El-P & Alaska of Hangar18 both hate Williamsburg section of Brooklyn. I thought that was the hip-artsy-fartsy cool part of town. Shows you how much I know. But I still rep BKNY. Cue…

El-P:

editor’s note: Williamsburg - im not talking about williamsburg. williamsburg is the only place in brooklyn that sucks harder than manhattan as a rule no matter what the circumstance.

Alaska:

Williamsburg – I don’t know a single person that likes that pisshole yet people are always going there, hey someone is spinning some shitty MIA at a loft party, or let’s go to this shitty as boutique my friends dad bought, they have like one sneaker, four pairs of jeans and a coffee table book. People dress like the tourists in Times Square and have shitty mustaches it might as well be Milwaukee, sorry Milwaukeeans I didn’t mean to insult you because although you guys dress like that you do shower and aren’t a bunch of pretentious pricks who base their whole personality off what pitchfork.com thinks and whichever t-shirt is recommended in the latest issue of Vice.

Pwned!

Word on the street is to find Waldo El-P Sandiego, ya just gotta go to the lower east side of Manhatty, or just let him tell you where he hangs out.

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Shabooty Interview Series: Henry Hill

Henry Hill … where does one start in describing Henry Hill’s storied life, a life that has inspired everything from books, movies and restaurants. Henry is the main character (played by Ray Liotta) in the true-life story, and Marty Scorsese classic: GoodFellas. Henry is a former mobster, who was in the witness protection program, but has since reemerged, turning his celebrity into a showbiz career. If you ask me, he has also provided some of the most memorable and entertaining appearances by any guest ever on “The Howard Stern Show“. Caramel macchiato, anyone?

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Shabooty: Hey Hendry! So, are you buddies with Ray Liota?
Henry Hill: Not buddies, but I do see him occasionally. I ran into him a couple months ago in Venice around Christmas time — Cool dude.

Stern fans want to know, what’s your opinion on Lisa G [Howard100 News reporter]?
Don’t remember her…

Is your favorite coffee drink a caramel macchiato?
Love those things, but too fattening.

Have you ever played GTA(GrandTheftAuto), the video game? (main character voiceover done by Ray Liotta).
Sure yeah, I’ve played before. (But I don’t own it).

You’re now doing your “mob-art”. Who/what are your inspirations in art?
I love art, been to art museums, enjoy it, looking at it, long as it’s decent, but it’s all decent.

How is the art selling?
It’s doing well. Keeps me out of trouble, roof over head, I enjoy doing it, [it is] therapy for me.

Are most of the paintings mob related?
Some of them are, some aren’t. Whatever I’m in the mood to do… I love to do skylines of New York, all kinds of weird shit.

You have a spaghetti sauce?
Yeah, Henry Hill’s WiseGuys Sunday Gravy –it will be in grocery stores this year.

What new Hollywood endeavors are you working on?
I finished the script, “Final Four” –about the Boston College scandal. I’m working on a TV thing with a couple cool dudes. Part reality [show]… spent months filming already [to prepare a pilot/teaser to shop around to the networks] –maybe A&E.

Drinking these days?
I sneak one a week… once in a couple weeks [I might have a] couple beers.

How’s the health?
I have an operation upcoming.  Wednesday I have a pre-operation cat scan for my double hernia.

Who’s your favorite actor?
[Robert] Dinero’s one of the best, love everything he’s in.

What’s the better mob movie - The Godfather or GoodFellas?
What you think I’m gonna say? Godfather was real hollywood-ish, it wasn’t a true story ya know, but a great movie. Don’t get me wrong on the Godfathers –just GoodFellas is a different kind of movie, Scorsese’s movie, ya know… true story.

When was your first appearance on Howard Stern?
12 years ago.

Permalink Posted in: artie lange, celebs, howard stern, interview, los angeles, movie, shabooty, shabooty book club, shabooty exclusive, sirius, tv Comments(7) June 29, 2008

Kanye West In Hindsight

Back when I was at the University of Maryland (2004), Kanye West had just dropped his first album, College Dropout, and he wuz hot and bout to ‘blow’ fo’ real (blow up). I ain’t gonna front, a Kanye West show even at that early point in time in a 500-600 capacity room (ballroom), was pretty hot to def. He asked for folks if anyone had his new cd on em, he’ll sign it for em, but also that he needs the actual cd, so he can put on a joint he didn’t have handy. (This was the pre-wack glasses KanYe). He was rockin a collared shirt, and a lil LouisVitton backpack… n he made sure the crowd was into it, stopping a couple times at the begining to make sure the crowd was makin’ the proper ample noise, and had their hands up. N I ain’t gonna front he put it down and it was rockin. This was the pre-jump the shark Kanye if you ask me.

In between songs he even related to the DC area peeps too, saying how he has a cousin or family up in this area (he pronounced Rockville, MD, Rock-Ville, and mentioned he stayed a summer down here in Wheaton in his past). So I mean he kept it real. He even brought on his lil cousin on the stage and let her say hi. He wasn’t blinged up or anything. Anyways, to get to the most interesting part of his in between song, banter was how close he and his mother were. He was quite candid, saying how his mom told him, “you best strap up –wear two rubbers if you have too, –’that money is ours.” Referring to –KanYe best not be knockin no broads up and losing half his dough type of shit. So his Mom was def. not playing, and being he’s a mommas boy -she had a straight line into Hollywood-dom, which of course led to her getting plastic surgery and her ultimate death. I just found all of that interesting. The point being was that’s the Kanye I liked. The one willing to do a show of 500 college students, willing to talk about his personal shit, about his convos with his Mother about chicks, signing a cd or two right there on the spot, and keeping it real. He even did a slick move, I have to give him props, he pulled out a cd from his LV backpack (he made it a point that it wasn’t just for show that he actually was carrying shit in it). So anyways, he pulls out a cd from his backpack, puts it on (an instrumental), and starts flowin a lil over it, claiming “eh ya’ll this is the next hit -you’ll be hearing this shit next SUMMER.” Gully stuff true true. Since then though, this is what has happened. He’s taking pictures with Mohammad Ali, making Ali wear those goofy f-ing glasses. What the f…

You don’t see me taking pics with Ron Jeremy making him wear goofy condoms. No homo.

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pic hat tip: bol

Permalink Posted in: anecdote, aviators, celebs, concert, hiphop, music, shabooty, shabooty exclusive, terp Comments(3) June 25, 2008

RIP George Carlin

George Carlin - Religion is bullshit.

George Carlin May 12 1937 - June 22 2008

Thank you George, you will be missed by many.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about drugs and dirty words, died of heart failure at a Los Angeles-area hospital on Sunday, a spokesman said. He was 71.

Carlin, who had a history of heart and drug-dependency problems, died at Saint John’s Health Center in Santa Monica about 6 p.m. PDT (9 p.m. EDT) after being admitted earlier in the afternoon for chest pains, spokesman Jeff Abraham told Reuters. Read rest>>

RIP MAN!!! We’ll miss ya…one of the ONLY artists/ FEW comics that still maintained their edge and FUNNINESS even in their older age. Most of ‘em jump the shark, but not George.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, humor, los angeles, video, youtube Comments(4) June 23, 2008

New Poll Up (Who Is The Biggest Douchebag?) + Last Week’s Results

The results are in to my surprise, most of you over 75% think the Iraq trip for Artie will be a good one, and healthy for him. I think that will be the case but  I am still a little cynical about the whole thing. His health is a big question mark. I think if he can keep himself busy though it’ll be a worthwhile and heroic trip.

New poll up:

Who is the biggest Douchebag/of the week?

-50 Cent (releases Young Buck tape of Buck crying on the phone)

-YoungBuck (releases 50 cent diss song -also says F-*K G-Unit on stage during performance)

-Ice-T (tells Soula Boy to eat a dick, says he ruined hiphop single-handedly)

-Soulja boy (Makes a douchey youtube response to Ice-T’s comments)

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Vote right sidebar.

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