Category Archives: nyc

Alec Baldwin – Old Man Fight With NYC Paparazzi (VIDEO)

Alec Baldwin – Old Man Fight With NYC Paparazzi (VIDEO)

Alec Baldwin is pretty much like the white Kanye West. They’ve both just had a baby. They’re both epically rich. They’re both respected in their respective arts. And they both fight paparazzi!

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Female Bus Driver Pounds Passenger With Keys After Refusing To Pay & Getting Spit On!


Female Bus Driver Pounds Passenger With Keys After Refusing To Pay & Getting Spit On!

I like when I talk to a girl — she doesn’t even have to be a necessarily attractive girl, and she Poo-Poos public transportation. Namely the local subway trains. Like as if she’s too good to take public transportation. As an aside, my friend recently moved closer to the DC beltway, to be able to access said public metro train transportation, and his first time on the train since his move, he of course sat next to a crazy lady, so he had to exit the train early, before his destination. And that chick that is too good to ride public transportation, I say to you, get over yourself. So, you’ll occasionally be on a bus or a train car with a homeless person. Admittedly that’s no fun. But come on, what’s more interesting than a hoodrat fight (as seen above), or a crackhead livening up your day? Life is short. Learn to live. Don’t postpone things… and live for the moment. Forget decorum. Act like the world is ending tomorrow. Enjoy yourselves!

Sorry if I just got way too Zen on you guys, but it’s the Yuengling talking.

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David Arquette has Heart to Heart with Paparazzi departing Hooray Henry’s Club in LA + A SHABOOTY ANECDOTE!

David Arquette has Heart to Heart with Paparazzi departing Hooray Henry’s Club in LA + A SHABOOTY ANECDOTE!

I randomly ran into David Arquette earlier in the month in NYC at a club and I am one of those suckers where I promised him not to tweet about him being there. I still didn’t break that promise ’cause I am not saying what kind of establishment it may or may not have been, and whether or not he may or may not have been having a good time. But one thing is for sure is that his girlfriend is a frigging doll and very sweet and cool as f*ck, and I am so jealous of him. I don’t care about him being famous or rich, I am just jealous of his girlfriend. #FACTSONLY, bitches!

Oh but I will say one funny anecdote from that night. I was in a club let’s just say, and I def. was well connected as far as with the club owners went, so I was in there with my Google Glasses on and I kept looking at David’s table and saying aloud, “OK GLASS, TAKE A PICTURE!” but as a goof, because it doesn’t work in a loud ass club because it can’t hear your command, so I was mainly just goofing around – not taking actual pictures.
Then, some black guy he was with — I guess bodyguard??? was like “Hey! no pictures.” Awkward. Especially because I am supposedly cool with David Arquette prior to that night (as I had him read my Vinnie Paz interview last year), so it wasn’t like I was some random. He def knows Shabooty. Haha. #FACTSONLY 2.0!

I interview celebrities, so I don’t get starstruck, but I def was FRIEND-STRUCK! BOOYAH!

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JAY Z “Picasso Baby: Official Music Video: A Performance Art Film” (VIDEO)

JAY Z “Picasso Baby: Official Music Video: A Performance Art Film” (VIDEO)

I actually liked the video concept and all, but I just wish it was for a song that was better than Picasso Baby. Imagine this video coupled with a song that didn’t suck balls. Then you’d have that true illuminati shit.

Also — I think this would have been a way cooler video if instead of in Manhattan with the waspy types, it was filmed in Williamsburg with some truly original and eccentric hipsters. That would have been way iller. I could give a rat’s ass about millionaire art dealers. They’re still douchebags despite dabbling in the selling of art.

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Best Picture From My #NYC Trip In Case You Missed It:

Best Picture From My #NYC Trip In Case You Missed It

Classic genius photography from yours truly! Please like on instagram or retweet on twitter! Thanks! My friend was PASSED OUT!!!!!!! #FatGuyProblems

Shabooty Dynasty, sh*t!

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