Short Film About The Retards That Wait in Line… “The Dark Side of the iPhone 5S Lines” [VIDEO]

Short Film About The Retards That Wait in Line… “The Dark Side of the iPhone 5S Lines” [VIDEO]

Okay, I confess I did this one time. It was the launch of the original Wii. I waited from around 1 am to about 7 or 8 am outside of a Target store. And when they finally dolled out the Wiis… I was the 2nd to last person to get one. A ton of people that were behind me in line didn’t get one. If that had happened to me, I would have went berserk!

I’ll have my Golden iPhone in October, though. Hollar at me then. And no, when I get it, I def. won’t be taking it out on the metro (subway)! Too many shady folks on here.

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Nicole Kidman – Taken Out by Paparazzi on Bike #WhiteGirlProblems

Nicole Kidman – Taken Out by Paparazzi on Bike #WhiteGirlProblems

I am not saying that paparazzi isn’t a major tool, but you have to admit, Nicole Kidman is sort of a tool, as well. And by her being a tool, I mean a waspy, affected tool. Not saying anyone deserves to be run into by a a Chinaman on a bike, though.

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DJ Mister Cee Cries On The Radio Talking About His Salacious Tranny Hooker Gay Sexcapades, But Denies Being Gay!

DJ Mister Cee Cries On The Radio Talking About His Salacious Tranny Hooker Gay Sexcapades, But Denies Being Gay! 

What’s the saying, if it walks like a duck in your ass, and it talks like a duck with its mouthful, and it quacks like a duck sucking your d*ck from the passenger seat, you’re probably gay.

Oh, I listened to about 15 minutes of this, then I got bored.

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