Short Film About The Retards That Wait in Line… “The Dark Side of the iPhone 5S Lines” [VIDEO]
Okay, I confess I did this one time. It was the launch of the original Wii. I waited from around 1 am to about 7 or 8 am outside of a Target store. And when they finally dolled out the Wiis… I was the 2nd to last person to get one. A ton of people that were behind me in line didn’t get one. If that had happened to me, I would have went berserk!
I’ll have my Golden iPhone in October, though. Hollar at me then. And no, when I get it, I def. won’t be taking it out on the metro (subway)! Too many shady folks on here.
George Takei Caught by the TMZ New York Tour! (VIDEO) #OhMy #HowardStern
You can tell George is the alpha male in that gay relationship and Brad is the beta-male… like most rappers.
Nicole Kidman – Taken Out by Paparazzi on Bike #WhiteGirlProblems
I am not saying that paparazzi isn’t a major tool, but you have to admit, Nicole Kidman is sort of a tool, as well. And by her being a tool, I mean a waspy, affected tool. Not saying anyone deserves to be run into by a a Chinaman on a bike, though.
DJ Mister Cee Cries On The Radio Talking About His Salacious Tranny Hooker Gay Sexcapades, But Denies Being Gay!
What’s the saying, if it walks like a duck in your ass, and it talks like a duck with its mouthful, and it quacks like a duck sucking your d*ck from the passenger seat, you’re probably gay.
Oh, I listened to about 15 minutes of this, then I got bored.
Anthony Weiner Got in Verbal Bitchfit Because Jewish Voter’s Racist Remarks Putting Weiner On Blast For Marrying An Arab Woman!
Now it all makes sense. That guy (not Weiner) is a frigging racist turdbag and he probably smells like wet dog. F*ck him!!!
CARLOS DANGER GOES HAM: Anthony Weiner Rocks Jamaican Accent During West Indian Day Parade (VIDEO)
I like this dude more and more. Not so much as for mayor, but as a dude I’d drink w/ and try to get b*tches with.
hat tip: @NiggalessCage
Alec Baldwin – Old Man Fight With NYC Paparazzi (VIDEO)
Alec Baldwin is pretty much like the white Kanye West. They’ve both just had a baby. They’re both epically rich. They’re both respected in their respective arts. And they both fight paparazzi!