PSA (Persian Service Announcement): Maz Jobrani’s New Comedy Special/DVD is now on NETFLIX
Maz-inistas! Just found out my Special "I Come in Peace" is now available on Netflix. Watch it, rate it, share it! Happy New Year! Stay hip!
— MazJobrani (@MazJobrani) January 2, 2014
I post this because I really need Maz Jobrani to get more and more famous for my own good. Right now, all chicks wanna date are black guys. I am still seen as the infidel. What, an infidel can’t have “good dick?” Also, I am funny. Yet, a middle eastern-American guy is a pariah to a white chick. Oh yeah, I could get a middle eastern chick, but opposites attract, so get me a white chick please. I mean, common now. Oh yeah, and don’t forget to watch Maz’ new special: I Come in Peace. I’ve seen him live and I will be watching this on Netflix this weekend. But unfortunately probably not with a white chick.