Doc Rivers Thinks Bill Simmons is a TURD and I Think I Agree!

Doc Rivers Thinks Bill Simmons is a TURD and I Think I Agree!

I too dislike Bill Simmons. My reasoning however is completely unrelated to Doc Rivers’. One time Bill Simmons had Jimmy Kimmel on his podcast after Jimmy allegedly stole one of my jokes on twitter. And Jimmy went on the Bill Simmons podcast and slammed the little guy (me) — and of course Jimmy made the cliche joke of me being “…some guy tweeting from his mother’s basement.”
(That’s not the initial joke he stole from me, obviously). And Bill Simmons of course is not going to stick up for the little guy in that situation. His guest on his podcast is Kimmel, so it’s understandable that you go with your guest’s views on any given topic. But either way, I still maintain that Jimmy Kimmel is a turd, and Bill Simmons is a turd-by-proxy. Those do exist… (turds by proximity).

All this stuff is saved in my blog’s archives by the way, for posterity. In case anyone is doubting anything I say.

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