Russell Simmons: “The Illuminati Doesn’t Exist” (But Has Freudian Slip Saying “Why Would I Be Down w/ Devil, AGAIN?)
Mega-rich, ultra-successful record producer Russell Simmons says there’s ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY no such thing as the Illuminati … which is EXACTLY what someone in the Illuminati would say!!!!
The Illuminati is real… but the only evidence out there that Russell Simmons ISN’T in the Illuminati, is the fact that he can’t get booked back on the Howard Stern Show anymore. Lolz.