Shabooty Hits Dirty 30
Friday the 13th is my 30th birthday… and I’d like to take this moment to thank some folks. It’d be more poetic if I had 30 people worth shouting out, but I don’t.
Let’s start with the shabooty dynasty (my crew)…in order of importance ’cause I am an asshole. Haha.
@YoBigBrotha [on twitter] — he’s my homie…he’s a funny fu*k. He’s a guy that bangs chicks out of his league then complains to me when a fmr. fuck buddy not even in his league stops talking to him/effing him. Fool. Stop tripping. And stop taking so many naps. You’re a grown ass (maybe a little too grown with yo big ass), man.
@B-B-B [not on twitter] — He’s a real dude… has his head on straight. While he’s in that pussy-haze, he still keeps it real.
@rolandinho10 [on twitter] — He’s that friend that is the most effed up, yet has the most potential. Lol.
@CN [not on twitter] — um great effing guy, the 3 times a year I see his ass. Lol. And if you think I am embellishing the real number might be closer to 4.
@PhilthyPhil [not on twitter/no longer drinking] Did I mention he doesn’t drink anymore? The biggest party animal roommate of my college years is now reformed. Which means he doesn’t drink and he’s all about that black panther party pride type shit. Haha.
Everyone else as far as real life friends aren’t even worth mentioning…sorry. This is inner-circle shit. Just kidding, what’s good, D-TANG?
Now, some celeb shout outs:
Thanks to @JonHurwitz (writer/director of Harold and Kumar) for the ‘Shabooty Interview’ today. Look for that to drop soon. It’s epic… we talked for 45 mins, kid.
@amylynngrover — my yoga chick, out of most guys’ league, but doesn’t act that way.
@TheHenryHill – RIP fam!
@HilariaBaldwin – Alec’s wifey is a sweetie pie (even to me). Alec’s smart…he knows how to pick ‘em.
@Alia_Janine …her and Tabitha Stevens are in the running for “nicest pr0nstar” on the plannnnnnnnnnet. Alia always holds it down for me.
@TonyDiSanto – he still replies to my emails. Haha… most of the time.
@Mark_McGrath – probably the coolest rocker I’ve met. In terms of just genuine awesomeness.
@AskJillian – I would marry her or anyone LIKE HER just because she seems like a wife that would reduce a man’s blood-pressure, just being in her presence. She’s a doll.
@hannibalburess – he’s the most likable guy in comedy, yet I still love busting his balls. But let’s put it this way, if he sucked, he wouldn’t even be worth goofing on/with. By the way, I don’t really goof ON him, ’cause I am a huge fan. I just like attempting to be funny…as funny as him. Besides we’re contemporaries, right? (Hey it’s my birthday, be nice).
@ByronCrawford – fav blogger… he supports the Shabooty Interview Series more than any blogger out there. Go cop his new book.
@MissTabStevens – didn’t I give her enough love already? lol. She’s great. She will never get c-word cancer, cause she’s too good of a person. C-word cancer is for cunts.
If I forgot you, don’t worry, there’s always when I hit 31, and that means you have 12 months to start being worth a shit in my life. Until then, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME!
Oh yeah, and just some last min shouts to Eb the Celeb, Joey Boots (get well), Elisa Jordana (great chick), Lonnie from Rick’s… PEACE!