JOE BIDEN: “I PROMISE YOU THE PRESIDENT HAS A BIG STICK!”
JOE BIDEN: “I PROMISE YOU THE PRESIDENT HAS A BIG STICK!”
Well duh. He’s the first black president and subsequently the first president with a third leg.
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Monthly Archives: April 2012
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Priorities Fail: Octomom Spends $500 of Welfare Cash on Getting Hair Did, While Kids Have To Pee In Backyard (No Plumbing)
Priorities Fail: Octomom Spends $500 of Welfare Cash on Getting Hair Did, While Kids Have To Pee In Backyard (No Plumbing)
Wow…that can’t be life. Lolz.
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New @ElisaJordana x Benjy @Bronk Publicity Photos
New @ElisaJordana x Benjy @Bronk Publicity Photos
Elisa is trying to decide on which picture should be the cover of her next single… pick one that makes you the least vomitious. Lol j/k. That was a joke, because the new song is called “Haters,” so of course I had to say something hater-ific.
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And…Here’s TMZ’s Lame Analysis of Brian McKnight’s Pussy Song #LustBallad
And…Here’s TMZ’s Lame Analysis of Brian McKnight’s Pussy Song #LustBallad
TMZ clips are very hit or miss. When their peanut gallery chimes in with something funny, it’s usually insta-classic comedy. This clip was sort of lame considering what they were working with: A ‘How Your Pussy Works’ Lust Ballad.
I just coined that, don’t steal it. Thicks.
I Like how Brian McKnight’s excuse for making this song is that he has nothing better to do because he’s stuck in his home because of foot surgery. I think that’s a cute way of saying you’re stuck in your home with nothing to do because your music career has dried up, so you’re turning towards the 2LiveCrew angle.
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Sometimes You Can Only Reach That #MomentofZen By Beating Up Your Cousin on WorldStar [VIDEO]
Sometimes You Can Only Reach That #MomentofZen By Beating Up Your Cousin on WorldStar [VIDEO]
The less obvious funny shit in this video (I have a self-described keen comedic sense, remember?):
This wasn’t in public. Dude has his own camera man. Lolz.
At first I was like, was this his father? Before I found out it they’re cousins, I was saying it’s his father (for the sake of comedy.) Either way, dude looks 5 years older than his relative. Fu*k getting beat up by your cousin though, that’s just not right. #ExtraLame
You do realize in Hollywood movies, when someone gets his ass beat, there is a whole sound department that adds in the “THUDS,” right? This clip needed no such sound department.
Lol at the last punch, just when you thought the assault was over.
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They Shoulda Never Gave a #Terp, Money: Steve Francis – Finer Things (Rap Video)
They Shoulda Never Gave a #Terp, Money: Steve Francis – Finer Things (Rap Video)
Lol at him acting like he a baller when he don’t even ball anymore. I guess he got that European basketball league money? Sigh.
Oh well, at least he isn’t singing about how your pussy works like Brian McKnight or beating off to your facebook pics (Killa Karisma).
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Lindsay Lohan walks the red carpet at the opening of AV Nightclub
Lindsay Lohan walks the red carpet at the opening of AV Nightclub
Wow, the paparazzi are f*cking annoying, barking out orders… I wonder how many of these were legit photogs vs douchey paparazzi. Or are all legit celeb photogs douchey?
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Howard Stern Triple X Factor Contest (VIDEO)
Howard Stern Triple X Factor Contest (VIDEO)
Sorry this is such a lame teaser (all teasers are lame), but blame HowardTV.
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Killa Karisma (The Kid with The Jacking Off To You Girl Facebook Pics Song) Gets Interviewed by Howard Stern *AUDIO*
Killa Karisma (The Kid with The Jacking Off To You Girl Facebook Pics Song) Gets Interviewed by Howard Stern *AUDIO*
This kid is THE MAN. It’s a shame he’s a virgin though. Lolz.
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