Either “GG” From The Shahs Of Sunset is Deaf, Or Her Publicist Was BULLSHITTING ME! Good Job @BravoTV!
I was trying to interview Reza from Shahs of Sunset, the ghey guy. But he wasn’t avail. for interview, so they offered me MIKE. I don’t have anything against Mike, but I also don’t have any interest in interviewing him. So I asked about GG, the hot “cunty” chick.
And I was told that she has HEARING problems, so she won’t be available for a phoner interview. Wow, that’s a first. GG seemed to hear fine on the show.
Seemed a little fishy. So I sorta tapped out the above response…
Obvs I was busting balls. I am awaiting Bravo’s reply (they probably won’t reply). I have only watched one episode of the show, by the way. And it may very well be my last. You know, ’cause like I am DEAF and I can’t HEAR the effing SHOW.
#Shabooty Shout Out on The Smoking Jacket . Com! (That’s Playboy’s Safe For Work Blog)
Shabooty is our Internet buddy, in a never-met-ya kind of way. We’re generally simpatico when it comes to taste in women (we agree on Berlin Scott, Shay Maria, Brittany Ireland, and Taylor Vixen). Shabooty tipped us to this interview he did with Nova Rockafeller, a Canadian hip hop girlie he likes; he asked her as any responsible journalist would whether she would pose nude in Playboy. She said:
“Yeah, are you kidding? They’re gonna give me a bunch of money and all I have to do is take my clothes off? That’s like the least amount of work for the most amount of gain. And then everybody might listen to my music. So, Playboy, if you ever see this — I’ll take all my clothes off for you.”
Thank you to @GRLWTCHR for this shout out. He’s the man…at Playboy. But even if he stopped working at Playboy, he’d still be the man. I don’t judge people by their “jobs.”
Speaking of… I’m still waiting for my thank you from Nova Rockafeller. I’m just saying?
Cage falls under that weird category of my “friends”. People that I have supported 200% from day uno, before it was all trendy, that don’t reply to my emails anymore. Lolz. That now includes folks like Vinny from Jersey Shore and Pauly D. Here’s a pro-tip: if you want me to support your career, reply to my emails. It’s really that simple. I’m still posting this though, ’cause in a way, Cage helped start my journalistic career. (He was my favorite rapper when I started interviewing rappers). I still have a warm sans homo spot in my heart for him. Then of course, he started hanging with Shia LaBeouf and Kid Cudi and was too good for lil’ guys out there. ;)
Anyways, “post-Def Jux” is effing weird these days… Aesop Rock (whom I am not friends with) is on Rhymesayers. El-P is working with Killer Mike (thanks to the recommendation of Byron Crawford). And Cage is on “Tribute Recordings.” Whatever that is.
Cage is still my dude though. As far as I am concerned… he was the GLUE of Def Jux (even though they had a DJ named KrazyGlue — who I think just works in the corporate world now). Indie hip-hop for ya, folks. It’s a rough business.
Police In Montgomery County MD Stop Batman In a Lambo! (Holy Traffic Stop, Batman!)
I guess if I was a rich white guy that was looking for attention, I’d pull this move. I’d get a black Lambo with custom Batman plates, dress up as Batman, and if I got pulled over, I’d say that I was rushing to the hospital to make an appearance for sick children. That sounds like some ole bullshit if you ask me!
Also: this is the same county in Maryland, that Wale is from. And look how pleasant the cops are… I’m just saying.
Rachel Maddow on Howard Stern Show 3-28-12 *AUDIO*
This was a pretty great interview, but when I watched the HowardTV clip, she had on zero makeup, which kinda bummed me out. It’s like I know you’re a dyke, but you’re going on the Howard Stern Show, doll yourself up a little for the straight men out there — with dreams of effing a dry lesbo bitch.
White Dude Gets In A Fight, Gets His Ear Bitten Off, Defends Himself, Then Gets Tased By Police (FAIL)
I remember exactly where I was when I watched that Tyson vs Holyfield fight. I was at my boy Justin’s house (whom I lost contact with since), and we were eating Pizza Hut thin crust pizza w/ chicken on it, and then BAM, Mike went HAM on Evander’s ear.