If You’ve Never Beat Off To A Girl Playing Violin To Dubstep, Surrounded by Ice, Now’s Your Chance…

If You’ve Never Beat Off To A Girl Playing Violin To Dubstep, Surrounded by Ice, Now’s Your Chance…

To go off on a tangent for a minute:

I was reminded of something this weekend. A) Hot chicks only hang out with other hot chicks. B) Hot chicks are devoid of self-deprecating humor when the self we’re talking about is themselves. C) They probably also wouldn’t be amused by this post since it has the phrase “BEAT OFF” in the title. D) Oh, well. E) We can only hope they’re introduced to humor in their next lifetimes, as an ugly duckling — with hopefully a broken wing. Handicaps are a good way to infuse humor into one’s personality. Lolz.

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