This Gotta Be Fake: Cars Can Fly Now!?

This Gotta Be Fake: Cars Can Fly Now!?

I thought ninjas LOVE NOT KNOWING –yet everyone knows it’s a balloon!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, video December 26, 2011

Immortal Technique – “Rich Man’s World (1%)” (Lyrics on screen)

Immortal Technique – “Rich Man’s World (1%)” (Lyrics on screen)

Tech went hard here. Occupy WallStreet has been the best thing that has happened to Immortal Tech’s career. Just saying.

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music, video December 26, 2011

Packers Fan Flashes “My Cheating Ex Boyfriend Is Watching From Couch Instead” Sign on Sunday Night Football

Packers Fan Flashes “My Cheating Ex Boyfriend Is Watching From Couch Instead” Sign on Sunday Night Football

It woulda been more impressive if she woulda just flashed her tits. Just saying.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, sports, tv, video December 26, 2011

UNBEWEAVABLE: The Price Is Right Goes Dead Wrong: Woman’s Weave Falls Out And She Raps On Stage!

UNBEWEAVABLE: The Price Is Right Goes Dead Wrong: Woman’s Weave Falls Out And She Raps On Stage!

I dunno what the screening process is to get on The Price is Right, but I am damn sure they had a meeting of the minds, and said we need some more hoodrats on here.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, show, tv, video December 26, 2011

Paparazzi Video: Adam Levine, Kanye West, Arsenio Hall and B-Real at LA Lakers Xmas Game

Paparazzi Video: Adam Levine, Kanye West, Arsenio Hall and B-Real at LA Lakers Xmas Game 

Major star-fuckery in LA. Then when a real ninja like me comes around trying to do celeb interviews, everyone’s head is all gassed up!!!

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, los angeles, sports, video December 26, 2011

Drake’s “Aaliyah” Back Tattoo

Drake’s “Aaliyah” Back Tattoo

I’m not sure why we care and I’m not sure why two dudes are playing TENNIS shirtless. Good precursor to butt-sex0rz? Imagine the guy banging Drake in the ass… he can bang him and also pull out and bukkake Aaliyah at the same time.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, hip-hop, music December 26, 2011

White Baby Attacks Pres. Obama (PICS)

White Baby Attacks Pres. Obama (PICS)

I guess that’s a good publicity photo? You never saw black babies attacking Clinton, thou.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, politics December 26, 2011

Galvatron – (Transformers 3 Drink of Choice) = 151, Makers Mark, & Patron

Galvatron – (Transformers 3 Drink of Choice) = 151, Makers Mark, & Patron 

Lol… I’ve never tried a Galvatron before… sigh.

Here are the drinks on shabooty’s 2012 “to-try” list (before the world ends):

• Galvatron (see above video)
• Eggnog + Rum
• Whiskey + Coconut Water
• Whiskey + Pickle Juice chaser

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, video December 26, 2011

Adult Director Roasts Wannabe P0rnstars Pt. 1 & 2! (N*S*F*W)

Adult Director Roasts Wannabe P0rnstars Pt. 1 & 2! (N*S*F*W)

This was way funnier (and grimier) than the Charlie Sheen Roast. Only watch this video if you are on vacation from work, and your wife isn’t in the room, and you have headphones on. Lol.

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Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy, snatch, video December 26, 2011