Katy Perry — Barely Staying in Her Bikini

Katy Perry — Barely Staying in Her Bikini

Katy Perry hit the beach over the holidays and pushed a single bikini top to its absolute limits.

Nothing like sweater kittens, out of their sweater.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, show, tv, video December 27, 2011

Better Leave Those Tranny’s Alone: Straight Man Gets Tossed By Tranny!

Better Leave Those Tranny’s Alone: Straight Man Gets Tossed By Tranny!

“Morning after xmas on the nyc subway train in TIMES SQUARE, me and my tranny girlfriends was walking to the train, dude shouted out “thats a man” to my home girl and this is what happens when u disrespect a tranny in public.” – Milan

Lol… that’s why when it comes to big manly trannies, you’re supposed to only talk shit either under your breath or on Twitter. Duh.

I like how the tranny rolls with TWO cameramen, ready to record any indiscretions!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, nyc, video December 27, 2011

Nerds Pick Up Girls – Get Her Number!

Nerds Pick Up Girls – Get Her Number! 

This was funny, but it was also sorta dumb. Mainly with the over the top outfits. It’s not hard being confident when you’re over the top. That’s why I walk around in blue smurf Kobe shoes.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, video December 27, 2011

Midget Racing A Camel!

Midget Racing A Camel!

Omg… Eric the Midget is gonna love this! Sike. But whoever is the TV exec that greenlit this is an asshole. Lolz.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, show, tv, video December 27, 2011

Rick Ross Looking Like Big Bird on The Cover of Source

Rick Ross Looking Like Big Bird on The Cover of Source

Combat Jack must have set him up with the Sesame Street exclusive wear! Looking like the fast ass yellow Angry Bird, too!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, hip-hop, music December 27, 2011

WTF?! I Wanted An iPhone!!! Post-Xmas Song Based on Real Whiny Tweets!

WTF?! I Wanted An iPhone!!! Post-Xmas Song Based on Real Whiny Tweets!

Spoiled White People Problems. Here’s what I got for X-mas… socks that don’t fit me, and a jacket that’s too big for me.

And axe body spray. Do you see me complaining? No.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, iphone, twitter, video December 27, 2011

Quoted: Ernest Hemingway’s Granddaughter on My Site

Quoted: Ernest Hemingway’s Granddaughter on My Site

Apparently I am too controversial to do interviews, folks. So I guess that makes the 90 or so celebs I’ve interviewed, assholes.

I personally think it makes them relevant. Haha, but what do I know. *Kanye Shrug*

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, comedy, shabooty, shabooty exclusive, show, twitter, ventilation December 27, 2011

Congrats To The Winner of The 7th Annual Shabooty Dot Com Fantasy Football League: @ImDiggy

Congrats To The Winner of The 7th Annual Shabooty Dot Com Fantasy Football League: @ImDiggy

Damn, I lost. Yeppers, I got spanked in the championship game! Ef Aaron Rodgers, he pwned me. It was a good season and a fun league per usual. Congrats to Diggy.

I promised I’d link to @ImDiggy‘s Twitter account. And I think he said he owns a record store in Chicago, so go peep him, and tell him how unskilled and wholly lucky he is!

And I am still trying to figure out why all of my real life friends that I get to join my league, always suck! Lolz. See you all next year, and until next time, shabooty-crest OUT!

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Permalink Posted in: shabooty, shabooty exclusive, sports December 27, 2011

9 Arrested After Brawl at Mall of America [News Report] #HoodratsGoneWild

9 Arrested After Brawl at Mall of America [News Report] #HoodratsGoneWild

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!

And yes, a shabooty.com investigation has uncovered that there are in fact black people, in Minnesota:

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, tv, video December 27, 2011