Astro, Top 7 Perform ~ The X Factor USA
Fast Forward to 2:18… Howard Stern apparently isn’t a fan. I ain’t either – I hate beta male rappers with high-pitched voices. Grow up first, then try to be famous. Damn. Novelty act like a mo fo. This shit is corny, kid.
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TMZ “Ethers” @VinnyGuadagnino from Jersey Shore, Labels Him: “WORST RAPPER EVER” #Ouch
At least Vinny isn’t in the #Illuminati… sheesh. So what he made a dopey rap song filed with hyperbole about raping strippers. Shrug. Tis the season for giving [dick], anyway!
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Beth Stern North Shore Animal League Calendar – Photos by Howard Stern (PICS)
With each turn of the calendar page, animal lovers are welcomed by beautiful and colorful images of Beth Stern and many adoptable and lovable Animal League Mutt-i-grees, photographed in a variety of unique settings by Howard Stern.
Proceeds benefit the Animal League.
You can purchase the calendar here for $20 bucks. The money goes to the North Shore Animal League. Hey now.
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My Awkward Chat With Patrice O’Neal’s Ex-Girlfriend (I AM THE GREEN CHAT BUBBLES)
Haha… since I am such an infamous name-dropper, I know Patrice’s ex-girlfriend, so I dropped her a line to let her know to give my best to the O’Neal family. Sigh.
Awkward, right?
Related: Alex Jones remembers Patrice O’Neal:
Kevin Hart: Thank God Miley Cyrus Is Not My Daughter! (VIDEO)
Haha, Kevin Hart is fronting, you know damn well his 6 year old daughter has a princess complex the same way Lil Wayne’s daughter does. Them bitches is gonna grow up to be royal pains in some poor guy’s ass!
At least Wayne’s daughter is gonna have her Daddy’s money.
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Church Bans Interracial Couples From Membership #WhiteGirlProblems
Lol this was in Indiana. Where I guess there aren’t many fresh off the boat Africans. However, I’m still trying to find the comedic silver-lining. Your moment of zen?
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Gabriel Iglesias “Stand-up Revolution” Alfred Robles, Rick Gutierrez, & Ozomatli (FULL 30 MIN EP 1)
I’m generally not a fan of non-blue, Mexican humor, but there were some highlights in this DVD. The opening acts were generally horrible — I’m 10x funnier, but the closers and Gabriel are pretty funny. Here’s the first full episode. Check ‘em out.
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Jason Ellis on Howard Stern Show: @Ellismate and Robin Quivers (@RQui) get annoyed with each other
I personally think they should only have Jason Ellis on the weeks that George Takei is in-studio, because their chemistry is hilarious.
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