Ew @LindsayLohan Actually Tweeted A Song That Is Actually Listenable: Smokey Robotic – Blast Off (Music Video)
I didn’t pay much attention to the video, but the song itself isn’t horrible. If I was cleaning up a morgue for community service, I could def. see myself listening to this on my iPod.
Vinny Guadagnino in LA at STK Steakhouse Showing Off New Chest Tattoo (No Brokeback)
Vinny, when you move to LA and ya need a roommate, hollar at a brother. Of course I could send this message directly to him, but I like to communicate through my blog. It’s less douchey that way.
Paparazzi Bitch Out Amber Heard’s Publicist To Move Out of Camera Shot
Bwahahaha… this made me laugh. Your moment of zen, folks.
Steve Jobs Biographer Walter Isaacson on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (VIDEO)
I would read this book cause I love Apple and Steve Jobs, but I don’t love them as much as I hate reading. :P
#GhettoRamenNoodleFlavors “Lumped Up Precious” a/k/a Hoodrat Fight of the Day (VIDEO)
This chick could be Precious’ stunt double. And the movie budget would save on padding, since we could just use her rolls.
Oh, and for those of you keeping score at home, this took place in the beautiful Winchester, Chicago neighborhood (sarcasm).
Howard Stern: “Biggest Whore Contest” (Video / Audio)
Three self proclaimed ho’s came in for the ‘Biggest Ho Contest” on the Howard Stern Show. The three contestants told their stories and why they quality. The all had a large list of qualifications!
Tear Gas Thrown at #OccupyOakland! (VIDEO)
It’s going DOWN people, it is going down in Oakland, CA! Hide your white girl mob, they gassing everybody out here.
Here’s The Trailer to @AndyDick’s New Movie: ‘Division III: Football’s Finest’ (Video)
I’d probably rent this… there sure are a shedload of MadTV alum in this movie. I’m not quite sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. I know I had some sort of argument once with Will Sasso online. He strikes me as one of those “comics” that can’t take a joke. But he’s so inconsequential that I don’t even remember what the hubbub (our tiff) was about.
And speaking of tiffs, as far as Andy Dick goes, Howard Stern copped a squat on him, but he’s always been nice to me. Shrug.
Mike Judge on @AdamCarolla Podcast (Mp3)
I love Mike Judge – I forgot the fact that he was behind Idiocracy and Office Space.