Ashlee Simpson, Sam Ronson and Nicole Richie in BIKINIS! …2 for 3 ain’t so bad.

Ashlee Simpson, Sam Ronson and Nicole Richie in BIKINIS! …2 for 3 ain’t so bad.

Yeah, I def. didn’t need to see Sam.Ron in a bikini. That’s not a good look.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, model, tv, video September 27, 2011

I Just Thought of Another Way To Pat Myself on The Back… While Going in On My Ex!

I Just Thought of Another Way To Pat Myself on The Back… While Going in On My Ex!

The other day, I stumbled upon my ex’s dating profile on a dating site. It’s not even a site I use. I do use it as a goof. My profile basically says:

GRENADE ALERT | GRENADE ALERT | GRENADE ALERT | GRENADE ALERT | GRENADE ALERT | GRENADE ALERT | 

Don’t talk to me if you’re a fat chick

GRENADE ALERT | GRENADE ALERT | GRENADE ALERT | GRENADE ALERT | GRENADE ALERT | GRENADE ALERT | 

And pretty much no one talks to me because every one on there is a fat chick. And I’m cool with that.

But so the other day I saw my ex’s profile and one thing just struck me.

And this is the part where I have to pat myself on the back.

If you date me/are in a serious relationship with me, I keeps it fresh, I keeps it spontaneous. It’s like an adventure. Never bland. That’s just me doing me (with or without someone.)

So then I read “so and so’s” profile and it was basically going on about how she went sky diving the other summer and how it was so much fun.

Here’s my point. If you subtract me from your life, the only way to get that thrill back is to do some crazy ass #WhitePeopleHobby type shit like skydiving. It’s like without that shit, your life’s a frigging bore.

And that my friends, is my latest compliment to yours truly. Haha.

P.s.

Yes, she looks like she ATE Snooki, now.

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Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy, shabooty, shabooty exclusive, ventilation September 27, 2011

Rihanna Goes #Topless on Farm in Ireland (PICS)

Rihanna Goes #Topless on Farm in Ireland (PICS)

I guess that’s what’s hot in the streets, right now. And by streets I mean farms.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, music September 27, 2011

Say What? A Broad Holding Her Own vs. An NBA Player? Girl Goes IN On NBA Pro Sebastian Telfair!!! Cappie Pondexter Holds Her Own!

Say What? A Broad Holding Her Own vs. An NBA Player? Girl Goes IN On NBA Pro Sebastian Telfair!!! Cappie Pondexter Holds Her Own!

If that’s not the biggest lesbian name I’ve ever heard, I dunno what is: Cappie Pondexter. Lol.

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Permalink Posted in: sports, video September 27, 2011

Michael Jackson Sounding #WhiteBoyWasted — Voice Recording (People vs. Dr. Conrad Murray) [SHOCK AUDIO]

Michael Jackson Sounding #WhiteBoyWasted — Voice Recording (People vs. Dr. Conrad Murray) [SHOCK AUDIO]

TMZ | On May 10, 2009, Dr. Conrad Murray made a voice recording on his iPhone … the recording documents Michael Jackson highly under the influence of “unknown agents” with Murray sitting there. It shows Murray knew Michael’s state and what he was doing to the singer.

Wow… this should be an ad for 4Loko. Or not.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, music, video September 27, 2011

A Dead Michael Jackson Shown To Jury in Dr. Conrad Murray Trial (SHOCK PHOTO)

A Dead Michael Jackson Shown To Jury in Dr. Conrad Murray Trial (SHOCK PHOTO)

I mean it wasn’t THAT shocking, cause Michael looked dead anyway (when he was alive), but it is still a little jarring.

I hear from Harvey the prosecutor is getting in Dr. Conrad Murray’s ASS!

Read from the bottom, up:

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, los angeles, music, twitter September 27, 2011

Cloris Leachman on Regis and Kelly, Grills Him on His Future Plans (VIDEO)

Cloris Leachman on Regis and Kelly, Grills Him on His Future Plans After He Leaves The Show (VIDEO)

Howard Stern played the audio of Regis talking to Cloris and telling her that he’s moving on. Regis said he hasn’t decided on anything yet. He said he’s not sure what he’s going to be doing next. Cloris asked if he’s looking forward to it. Regis said he’s not sure.

Howard said the whole thing is weird. He said Regis has a hit show and he gets ratings but they’re apparently not paying him what he wants. Howard said Cloris was right asking what was going on. He said that Regis should just talk. Robin said maybe he’s not allowed to say. Howard said he should just say that then. He thought that was supposed to be what they do on that show. Howard said he was going to ask Regis the other day about it but he feels funny about it. Howard said he’s friendly with Regis and Joy but he felt funny asking about it. Howard said he could just go up and ask him about it but he’s not an asshole off the air. He doesn’t want to bother the guy.

Howard asked Jon Hein if Regis’ ratings are going down. Howard said he’s not sure about the details. Jon came in and said that the ratings have dropped a little bit but not that much. He said they’re syndicated and he’s not gone because of ratings. Jon said that he thinks that he’s gone because of money. He said Regis got rid of his agent after all of this went down so something must have gone wrong. Howard said if he’s still working at 80 then there’s something really wrong with him. He said Regis didn’t get started until late in his career and maybe this is just pissing him off.

Robin said she thinks that he might be getting forced out of this. He said that they might be feeling the breath of Hoda and Kathie Lee on the back of their necks. Howard said ”Ugh” when he heard that description.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, show, sirius, tv, video September 27, 2011

Michael Moore on @AdamCarolla Podcast (Audio)

Michael Moore on Adam Carolla Podcast (Audio)

I listened to the first 40 minutes of this last night… I liked the dynamic between the two.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, politics, show September 27, 2011

Biker Chick Eats Pavement #YourMomentofZen

Biker Chick Eats Pavement #YourMomentofZen

You may want to fast forward to around the :40 second mark.

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Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy, los angeles, video September 27, 2011