Steve Jobs In Skinny Jeans, Writing on a Whiteboard #ThrowBackClipofTheWeek

Steve Jobs In Skinny Jeans, Writing on a Whiteboard #ThrowBackClipofTheWeek

Steve Jobs at Next (Internal Video)

He’s such a good speaker, that I’ve watched so far 11 minutes of him talking about outdated technology from 20 years ago. Damn. The only thing that sucks is I found out from these videos that he’s in fact right handed. I thought only BOSS ASS MOFOS like yours truly (and I was hoping Jobs), were left-handed. I guess it’s just Eminem & me now. You righties can take Obama.

And it goes to show that when you’re the only executive with a spine, it might cause you cancer.

Part 2 below…

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Permalink Posted in: apple, iphone, video August 28, 2011

Howard Stern Prank Call To Irene Hurricane Coverage (WRAL 5 Raleigh/Durham) By @CaptainJanks

Howard Stern Prank Call To Irene Hurricane Coverage (WRAL 5 Raleigh/Durham) By @CaptainJanks

That dead air was classic. You’d think media training these days would include being aware of Janks.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, show, tv, video August 27, 2011

Katt Williams vs. The Mexicans: Goes in On Mexican Heckler in Phoenix, AZ #THISWILLGOVIRAL

Katt Williams vs. The Mexicans: Goes in On Mexican Heckler in Phoenix, AZ #THISWILLGOVIRAL

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THIS WAS THE MOST MAGICAL SHIT I’VE SEEN IN A MINUTE.

ETHERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Katt in RARE FORM!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, show, tv, video August 27, 2011

Jersey Shore Season 4 – Ronnie vs. Mike Fight …Since When Was There A Black Guy in the JS House? LOL!

Jersey Shore Season 4 – Ronnie vs. Mike Fight …Since When Was There A Black Guy in the JS House? LOL!

There’s nothing like the manliness that is fighting when you know there is a ton of television security watching in the other room. Even still, Sitch still got laid out.

Why did Sally (the exec producer) have security rush in? Who cares if they fight… it’s not like Sitch has a valuable brain to keep non-vegetable-ified.

Also, notice how Viacom/MTV haven’t taken this youtube clip down yet? The only reason Jersey Shore became a viral sensation/hit in the first place is because of that Snooki punch video. Just saying. I know ALL when it comes to JS!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, jersey shore, tv, video August 27, 2011

Hurricane Irene shark in the street

Hurricane Irene shark in the street #PuertoRicanPeopleProblems

If this was North Carolina, it’d be jarring but the fact that it’s in Puerto Rico def. lessens the impact. You just expect some crazy shit like that in PR.

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Permalink Posted in: video August 27, 2011

HILARIOUS: Earthquake at MLB TV… #WhitePeopleBewilderment

HILARIOUS: Earthquake at MLB TV… #WhitePeopleBewilderment

It’s always funny after the fact, and when the camera’s not on you during a time of peril! This was the most relevant broadcast they’ve probably ever done since no one in their right mind watches MLB TV! Unless they’re doing fantasy baseball.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, sports, tv, video August 27, 2011

CCTV of woman attacking ATM-machine with high-heeled shoe #FatBritishChickHobbies

CCTV of woman attacking ATM-machine with high-heeled shoe #FatBritishChickHobbies

Let’s be honest for a second, a chick of her size turns high-heels into flip-flops.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, video August 27, 2011

Cool Story Bro: LeBron James eliminated in Knockout by 16-old player, 08-23-11 in Spain

Cool Story Bro: LeBron James eliminated in Knockout by 16-old player, 08-23-11 in Barcelona, Spain

This video wasn’t even like special or impressive but anytime I can help with the wave of bad press for LeBron I am the first one there. Sort of like a weatherman in a hurricane delivering you storm porn.

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Permalink Posted in: sports, video August 27, 2011

Mad Horny: Jim Carrey’s Message to Emma Stone (Andrew Garfield’s Girlfriend)

Mad Horny: Jim Carrey’s Message to Emma Stone (Andrew Garfield’s Girlfriend)

I always mix up Emma Stone and Emma Roberts. When I realized Jim was talking about Emma Stone I was like f*ck yeah… I agree! She’s steamy.

It’s a shame she’s dating that tool from the Facebook movie, Andrew Garfield. Figures.

And it’s also a shame that Jenny McCarthy couldn’t hold on to Jimmy boy over here, now he’s busy making creepy videos on the net.

P.s.

What are the chances that Jim Carey had just finished running a batch to Emma right before this message?

Emma Watson > Emma Stone > Emma Roberts

This is what happens Jim, when your romantic counterpart in your last movie is a PENGUIN. Fail.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, video August 27, 2011