Jay-Z Disses Chris Brown at the VMAs

Jay Z Disses Chris Brown at the VMAs

Pretty sure I’m on Team Jay-Z on this… and that’s coming from someone who spends all day on Twitter thinking of jokes about Jay-Z’s new baby, but never actually hits the send button:

Camels store water in their humps, right? So when Beyonce gives birth to a baby camel, her water’s REALLY GONNA BREAK. [Shabooty DRAFT Tweet]

Lolz.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, hip-hop, music, video August 29, 2011

Kreayshawn Nude Photo Leaks #Boobs

Kreayshawn Nude Photo Leaks #Boobs

Don’t act like you wouldn’t redecorate those cupcakes. Roffle. Even though she look like a male figure-skater like someone on Twitter just said.

Nuuuuuudddeee after the jump…

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Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy, hip-hop, nude, twitter August 29, 2011

The TouchDroid Shows Early Signs of Life (Android on HP TouchPad): CM7 First Boot

The TouchDroid Shows Early Signs of Life (Android on HP TouchPad): CM7 First Boot

See this video is a win cause if you’re a nerd, you’re into the demo and what he’s saying, and if you could give a rat’s ass cause you couldn’t get your hands on an HP TouchPad, you can at least watch for his funny accent! No but really, what this guy is doing is great. He’s doing God’s work as far as I’m concerned.

By the way, in my defense of nerdom, I don’t even know what CM7 stands for without having to look it up. So I’m not totally a dork, yet.

Here’s the youtube video description:

Hey Internet–

Here is some (older) touchpad progress from Friday. The Cyanogenmod team wanted to share it with the public to bring attention to our need for a few more touchpads (for developers currently working without them).

As you can see from this quick demo, we’ve been working hard and have made progress. Since this video was created last week, the build has been more “tabletized” (tablet tweaks added, etc.), lvm support has been added.

The touchscreen driver issue is now the focus of our attention.

Our ultimate vision is to create a *multiboot* solution where the end user will be able to boot into WebOS, Cyanogenmod, and/or other OSes. This appears to be very possible, and we have discussed several potential implementations with our new friends in the WebOS development community to make it easy for an end-user to set up.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR ETAS. For the uninitiated, this is the #1 rule for Cyanogenmod. It will certainly be a long while before our goals become reality. Our goals incidentally are not connected with any bounty– we are motivated to do it right, not do it fast.

The CM team

Permalink Posted in: gadget, iphone, video August 29, 2011

Jersey Shore Italy Season 4 Episode 5 (VIDEO: FULL EPISODE ONLINE) [Mike & Ronnie Fight]

Jersey Shore Italy Season 4 Episode 5 (VIDEO: FULL EPISODE ONLINE) [Mike & Ronnie Fight]

I still haven’t watched this new episode yet. I may update this post with my thoughts after the fact. I however did discern from my Twitter timeline that the so called Ronnie and Mike fight was some ole bullshit –spoiler– as in Mike hit his head on the wall, instead of on Ronnie’s fists. Yawners. And I also read someone called Pauly D a punk in Italian in this episode.

Then the preview for next week’s episode is when Snooki gets into a car accident. Don’t get too excited here either, because basically MTV hired some off duty rent-a-cops to escort the cast around town, so basically Snooki has a fender bender with one of the rent a cop’s cars (THAT MTV HAD HIRED)… and they made it seem like it was a big deal — like as if Snooki crashed into an Italian federal agent and totaled her car. Not.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, jersey shore, show, tv, video August 29, 2011

@JoeyBoots Trolls (Baba Booey Bombs) NYC’s WNBC Channel 4 News’ Hurricane Irene Coverage #HowardStern

Joey Boots Trolls (Baba Booey Bombs) NYC’s WNBC Channel 4 News’ Hurricane Irene Coverage #HowardStern

This is cool on a lot of levels, mainly cause you get to see the behind the scenes view of things and the flack Joey takes for these comedic bits. Lol at the fat guy trying to get brollic on Joey, and Joey not having one bit of it!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, nyc, tv, video August 29, 2011

Lil Wayne at 2011 MTV VMAs Live Performance “How To Love” (VIDEO)

Lil Wayne at 2011 MTV VMAs Live Performance “How To Love” (VIDEO)

How to Love is a horrible auto-tuned hip-hop ballad and the new Lil Wayne album is a piece of shit, too. Save your money.

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music, show, tv, video August 29, 2011

Another Capt. Janks Prank Call: CBS 2 Coverage of Hurricane Irene #HowardStern

Capt. Janks Prank Calls CBS 2 Coverage of Hurricane Irene #HowardStern

Haha. Asian women are dumb, and Stern fans are hilarious. Stay tuned after this I’m gonna post a new Joey Boots one as well!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, show, tv, video August 29, 2011

Kanye West & Jay-Z at 2011 MTV VMAs OTIS Live Performance (VIDEO)

Kanye West & Jay-Z at 2011 MTV VMAs OTIS Live Performance (VIDEO)

Still waiting to watch this performance myself… I was busy watching THOR.

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music, tv, video August 28, 2011

The Weather Channel Hurricane Irene Coverage Trolled By VA Beach STREAKERS!!! (VIDEO)

The Weather Channel Hurricane Irene Coverage Trolled By VA Beach STREAKERS!!! (VIDEO)

Pay attention for the ding-a-ling. It’s there. On the right side of your screen. #PAUSE

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, tv, video August 28, 2011