Jay-Z Disses Chris Brown at the VMAs

Jay Z Disses Chris Brown at the VMAs

Pretty sure I’m on Team Jay-Z on this… and that’s coming from someone who spends all day on Twitter thinking of jokes about Jay-Z’s new baby, but never actually hits the send button:

Camels store water in their humps, right? So when Beyonce gives birth to a baby camel, her water’s REALLY GONNA BREAK. [Shabooty DRAFT Tweet]

Lolz.

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