10 Minutes Straight of #FAIL (August 2011 Compilation) #Jackass

10 Minutes Straight of #FAIL (August 2011 Compilation) #Jackass

I think I like fail videos of foreingers doing dumb shit better. When I see an American acting stupid it’s harder to bare.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, video August 31, 2011

Somebody Get Justin Bieber a Phonebook to Sit on: “Justin Bieber’s Ferrari Wreck”

Somebody Get Justin Bieber a Phonebook to Sit on: “Justin Bieber’s Ferrari Wreck”

Is it just me or does he drive like an old lady? He was all up on the wheel and it looked like he could barely see over the dashboard. Sigh.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, los angeles, video August 31, 2011

New: Jack White x Insane Clown Posse x Mozart — Record? #YesRly

New: Jack White x Insane Clown Posse x Mozart — Record? #YesRly

The only thing this is lacking is a remix by black juggalo, Tyler the Creator.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, hip-hop, video August 31, 2011

David Simon, The Creator of THE WIRE Is Speaking Live Right Now on LIVESTREAM (The Local East Village)

David Simon, The Creator of THE WIRE Is Speaking Live Right Now on LIVESTREAM (The Local East Village)

My eyes aren’t tricking me, that’s David Simon, right?

UPDATE: Above is the archived footage from earlier today in NYC.

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Permalink Posted in: show, tv, video August 31, 2011

Rebecca Black 2.0: The Smoking Hot Model?

Rebecca Black 2.0: The Smoking Hot Model?

I dunno if she’s “smoking hot”… anytime you hear the words “FITNESS” model, that’s codeword for butterface model. Not that I’d kick her out of my bed for crackers.

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Permalink Posted in: model, show, tv, video August 31, 2011

Taser-Hungry Cops Turn Into #RetardedPeopleProblems

Taser-Hungry Cops Turn Into #RetardedPeopleProblems

Damn… and that could have been the next Howard Stern Show wack packer… you never know. This happened in Prescott, AZ. At what is possibly a Golden Corral, and what better way to corral a retard than with a taser.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, food, video August 31, 2011

Epic Meal Time: Epic Chicken Burger Combo

Epic Meal Time: Epic Chicken Burger Combo

Moment of weakness — I’m mad hungry at the moment, so I thought I’d post this. I know @Sarma’s mouth is watering right now. I say moment of weakness because these guys jumped the shark a few months ago. And now they’re even throwing in a GoDaddy commercial right smack dab in the middle of their video. Talk about being off the culinary arts, artistic roll-call. Lol.

Next week, they make Humble Pie… NOT!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, food, video August 31, 2011

…And Cue The Godfather – Horse Head Scene

…And Cue The Godfather – Horse Head Scene

START READING ALL THE WAY FROM THE BOTTOM!

NOTE: THOSE FIRST TWO MESSAGES, I RECEIVED, THE MSGS WITH MY NEW B&W AVATAR WERE SENT BY ME, THE MSGS WITH THE GREEN BLOB ARE RECEIVED (FROM ANONYMOUS)!!!

And these are the people I refer to as in The Shabooty Dynasty.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, shabooty dynasty, shabooty exclusive, twitter August 31, 2011

The #ILLUMINATI Trying To Buy Out The Kim Kardashian Sex Tape To Bury It?

The #ILLUMINATI Trying To Buy Out The Kim Kardashian Sex Tape To Bury It?

That’s what it sure looks like to me, and I’m only right about 95% of the time. Yeah, bet you didn’t know they had satellite offices in Tennessee, did you?

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, comedy, show, tv, video August 30, 2011