Downtown Grand Rapids, Michigan Fight Video #whitepeoplehobbies

Downtown Grand Rapids, Michigan Fight Video #whitepeoplehobbies

Reminds me of my college days… douchey. Not the days, the nights, when dumbass frat ninjas would be out.

There was once I went to a frat party, and the only part that was impressive about their frat house was that the fridge was stocked with hotdogs and buns. Perfect for after you got your drunk on, you pretty much had free reign to raid the industrial sized fridge. That was pretty kewl *in Cartman’s voice*.

Though, now that I think about it, they kept the drinks under close guard. I think you had to have drink tickets. Sorta douchey when you need drink tickets to get a drink at a [frat] house party. I ain’t give a f*ck though, at that point I was all about the free food to suppress one’s beer-munchies.

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Permalink Posted in: anecdote, comedy, video July 27, 2011

Audio: Denise Richards on Howard Stern Show 7-27-11

Audio: Denise Richards on Howard Stern Show 7-27-11 

I dunno why she had to go ahead and adopt a white baby. Now that kid’s going to have to grow up with Charlie Sheen’s kids, and that can’t be a good thing. (Can you say Fisher-Price, my first crack pipe — hand me down edition!)

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, show, sirius July 27, 2011

Remembering Steve Langford With an Audio Clip Dear to Yours Truly (Shabooty Exclusive) #howardstern

Remembering Steve Langford With an Audio Clip Dear to Yours Truly (Shabooty Exclusive) #howardstern

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Steve truly was and is a good reporter. And he actually credited his sources… unlike the other day.

Good luck in your future endeavors, Steve!

Cheers,

shabooty

P.s.

And yes, this was the first time I was directly mentioned on the Howard Stern Show — by Steve. The second time that I was mentioned, was directly by Howard. Either way, #winning.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, shabooty, shabooty exclusive, show, sirius July 27, 2011

Roseanne Barr on Howard Stern Show 7-27-11 @TheRealRoseanne [Audio]

Roseanne Barr on Howard Stern Show 7-27-11 @TheRealRoseanne [Audio]

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, video July 27, 2011

Tila Tequila on Howard Stern Show 7-27-11

Tila Tequila on Howard Stern Show 7-27-11

I can tell you why I hate her… she has beef-cutlet lips down there.

Audio below…

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, show, sirius, tv, video July 27, 2011

Denise Richards on Howard Stern Show 07-27-11 [HowardTV VIDEO]

Denise Richards on Howard Stern Show: Talks about her lesbian experience 07-27-11 [HowardTV VIDEO]

Denise Richards talks about her lesbian experience with an unnamed famous woman.

Denise Richards looks like this chick I was making fun of on twitter last night… along these lines: “Is it just me, or is this girl’s smile really annoying looking?” “And here’s another picture of the chick with no top lip. lol.”

Pix below…

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, howard stern, show, sirius, twitter July 27, 2011

Nintendo’s Product Marketing Guy Shows Off “Zelda: Skyward Sword” at Comic-Con

Nintendo’s Product Marketing Guy Shows Off “Zelda: Skyward Sword” at Comic-Con

GameSpot sits down with Bill Trinen to discuss details about Skyward Sword. Curious about the new item upgrade mechanic? You’ll find out how it works here.

I wish I had that Nintendo guy’s job. He def. is a BORE though to listen to…

Either way, I can’t wait for this new Zelda on Wii to drop!

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Permalink Posted in: nintendo, video, wii July 26, 2011

VIDEO: Hope Solo Dunk Tanks George Lopez #WetFrontAndBack

VIDEO: Hope Solo Dunk Tanks George Lopez #WetFrontAndBack

I am soo glad the USA women DIDN’T win… if you think these late night talk show appearances are douchey now, imagine how douchey they’d be if they were world champions, walking around with a golden nike tampon and an inflated ego.

And it’d been nice if old Georgey boy woulda made this a funnier bit by talking more trash to Hopeless Solo. I’ve seen rodeo clowns with more charisma than him. I’ve seen an olive being stabbed by a toothpick showing more personality than him. POW!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, show, sports, tv, video July 26, 2011

Mariah Carey is Crazy… For HSN #NickCannonProblems #HomeShoppingNetwork #POW

Mariah Carey is Crazy… For HSN #NickCannonProblems #HomeShoppingNetwork #POW

I have nothing nice to say about this video, so I guess I’ll keep my mouth shut. Psyche.

I do have to say something which is a keen observation I have made… Mariah just got done with her pregnancy (aka ballooning up to the size of a house), and she obvs has production control over this segment, hence a lot of the models are PLUS SIZE MODELS, to make HER feel more comfortable. Then again, most hausfraus that are sitting at home watching this are also probably “BIG AND TALL,” so maybe it’s just a good marketing ploy. Either way, can you say douche-chills?

HAHAH, watch the end of the first video, her new saying is, “it’s kinda POW!” Roffle. Ya know how Paris Hilton says, “That’s HUGEEE?” Well, Mariah says, “THAT’s POW!” I’mma have to start using that as a goof on ole girl.

Another clip after the jump… that one un-edited:

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, comedy, music, tv, video July 26, 2011