Fu*k Everything (Jon Lajoie)

Fu*k Everything (Jon Lajoie)

This was kewl until he rapped about getting man-mayo on his face, and then proceed to simulate spitting it out of his mouth. LOL. Ew.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, hip-hop, music, video July 30, 2011

Ellie Goulding – Starry Eyed (Official Music Video – US Version)

Ellie Goulding – Starry Eyed (Official Music Video – US Version)

Nothing screams happening music like a music video which looks like a Mini Cooper commercial. I guess she’s off the artistic roll call already… Oh well, at least she’s still on the butterface roll call.

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Permalink Posted in: music, video July 29, 2011

Louis CK on David Letterman Show (VIDEO)

Louis CK on David Letterman Show (VIDEO)

I’ve seen Louis CK live — and he KILLS it! My only suggestion for LCK… do more interviews with bloggers. Just saying.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, show, tv, video July 29, 2011

Planking Is Out The Window: Owling Is The New Plankin!

Planking Is Out The Window: Owling Is The New Plankin!

I thought owling was when a chick tells her girlfriends the next day that she banged shabooty and they are like whooo?

Psyche.

And why do all of these dumb arse trends originate out of Australia?

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, tv, video July 29, 2011

Fat White Chick in 2-Piece Bikini And a Rope Swing Faceplants #Extreme #Planking

Fat White Chick in 2-Piece Bikini And a Rope Swing Faceplants #Extreme #Planking

This fat white chick wanted to get on my rope swing… I wanted to see that blubber fly, instead she THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!! She wasn’t gonna be part of the system… MAN!!!

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Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy, video July 29, 2011

The Most Insane Nike Sneaker Collection You’ve Ever Seen! 2,000 Pairs of Nikes #ShoeZeum

The Most Insane Nike Sneaker Collection You’ve Ever Seen! 2,000 Pairs of Nikes #ShoeZeum

“An 11-minute tour of the ShoeZeum, a 9,000 square- foot shoe sanctuary that will have you drooling and pooing next to more than 2,000 pairs of Nikes.”

I know Dallas Penn is having an orgasm right now.

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Permalink Posted in: kobe, video July 29, 2011

Who Said Wrestling Was Fake: Midget Wrestler Gets Hit So Hard, He Does a 360! #EricTheMidget

Who Said Wrestling Was Fake: Midget Wrestler Gets Hit So Hard, He Does a 360! #EricTheMidget

This had me cutting up… so wrong, yet so funny. No shots!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, sports, video July 29, 2011

Songify This: BEST NASCAR PRAYER EVER – in song #Autotune #Boogity #Boogity #Boogity #Amen

Songify This: BEST NASCAR PRAYER EVER – in song #Autotune #Boogity #Boogity #Boogity #Amen

His wife can’t really be smoking, right? Then again, those bible boogity bumpkin thumpers can be Sunday School sexy.

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Permalink Posted in: music, sports, video July 29, 2011

Crazy Driver Causes Bad Highway Accident

Crazy Driver Causes Bad Highway Accident

A BMW goes airborne after clipping the car in front of him but still manages to escape the huge highway accident he creates.

Who the hell drives around with a cam on their dash?

By the way — side note: I changed up the toolbar that loads on the bottom of the page. Hope it’s #trill.

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Permalink Posted in: video July 29, 2011