Confession Time… #bombshell

First of all … when I publish this post, I am going to make it so it DOESN’T publish to my twitter timeline. This is by no means meant to be an attention grab.

There is no picture associated with this blog post. There are no peripheral attention cues necessary with this.

So here’s the confession. I dated Artie Lange’s sister for a couple months. End of 2010-Early 2011.

That’s all I gotta say…

Translation… you can start respecting your favorite blogger RIGHT NOW.

Thanks. (Yes, I smashed that six ways to Sunday). $$$

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, show, sirius June 16, 2011

National Enquirer: Photo of Rep. Anthony Weiner In a Bra and Pantyhose! #PAUSE

National Enquirer: Photo of Rep. Anthony Weiner In a Bra and Pantyhose! #PAUSE

Calling All Pause Police Units!!! CALLING ALL UNITS OF THE PAUSE POLICE! He was supposedly 18 in this picture, not that it makes it kosher. Lol.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, politics, shabooty exclusive June 15, 2011

Mark Cuban, Dirk and Mavs Sing “We are the Champions”

Mark Cuban, Dirk and Mavs Sing “We are the Champions”

Apparently they’re all in this video (taken at a bar), but I can’t make them out. I think Cuban may be the guy in the blue shirt.

Screw Lebron… ef him! He doesn’t know about “main street,” he just knows about mainly being a shithead.

NBA = No Br0n Association as far as I am concerned…

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, sports, video June 15, 2011

Masta Pasta – Epic Meal Time

Masta Pasta – Epic Meal Time

You would like to hope that these Canadians at least donate their leftovers to the homeless. Laf.

So I guess when straight guys sign up for Home Ec, this is what they’re envisioning in their minds, eh?

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, food, video June 15, 2011

@MaxBarry on The Set of Syrup, Shows Off His Swagged Out Trailer

Max Barry on The Set of Syrup, Shows Off His Swagged Out Trailer

The other day (what feels like centuries ago) …really yesterday, I posted a spewing rant which was really a love letter to Max (no Tracy Morgan). Lol.

Anyways, Max hit me back at the top of the morning.

Hopefully he realized I was just a concerned superfan with 55% actual concern and 45% shabooty shtick.

It’s all love though. Can’t wait to see Syrup when it hits theaters. And Max needs to get me an Amber Heard interview, as well! I think I can make her straight… er I mean get straight answers out of her.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, movie, nyc, shabooty book club June 15, 2011

J.J. Abrams on Howard Stern Show – 6-14-11 (Audio)

J.J. Abrams on Howard Stern Show – 6-14-11 (Audio)

Haven’t listened to this yet, but apparently the Illuminati is fawning over ‘Super8′ (to protect their investment).

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, show, sirius, video June 14, 2011

Reporter in Roanoke Says “More Teens are Having FU*K” (WDBJ) [BLOOPER]

Reporter in Roanoke Says “More Teens are Having FU*K” (WDBJ) [BLOOPER]

Howard Stern played this. Lol. Niceeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, show, tv, video June 14, 2011

Ron Harper Stuttering on Mike and Mike (ESPN Radio)

Ron Harper Stuttering on Mike and Mike (ESPN Radio)

Fast forward to 1:00 min in… lol. Howard Stern played this. SMH. Stay away from those bath-salts people.

And whoever recorded this video is talking over it so I apologize for his annoyingness. Sigh. STFU.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, sports, tv, video June 14, 2011

Seattle Sounders vs Vancouver Whitecaps 2-2 CRAZY GOAL Eric Hassli

Seattle Sounders vs Vancouver Whitecaps 2-2 CRAZY GOAL Eric Hassli

Honestly, when I see that one person on twitter on my timeline talking about soccer, I ask myself why am I following this African… Lol just kidding. My point is, soccer is so fringe as far as I am concerned and only foreigners appreciate it. Though, I can at least appreciate this killer goal.

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Permalink Posted in: sports, tv, video June 14, 2011