VIDEO: @MazJobrani on @JoeRogan Podcast

VIDEO: @MazJobrani on @JoeRogan Podcast

I just fired this baby up and it’s gonna be the first time I actually went out of my way to check the Joe Rogan podcast.

To be honest my favorite “UStream” live experience is Andy Dick. There’s something about Andy when he’s doing his podcast live from his house which is always entertaining and leaves me glued to my computer. It’s sorta amusing because it’s always a revolving door of Celebrity Rehab alum that stop by. Just saying.

I’ll have more on the above podcast once I actually watch it! But def. peep it, cause Maz Jobrani is the man.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, video June 21, 2011

VIDEO: LMFAO – Party Rock Anthem (Ft. My Wifey Lauren Bennett @BENNETTofficial) Jay Leno Live

VIDEO: LMFAO – Party Rock Anthem (Ft. My Wifey Lauren Bennett @BENNETTofficial) Jay Leno Live

The only reason I give a rat’s ass about this is cause my girl Lauren Bennett showed up and killed it. Her lil solo is at 2:52… she’s steamy.

If you never checked out her interview with yours truly, be sure to peep it. It’s an audio/video thing I did in late 2009. You get a chance to hear her hot UK accent. Haha. I have to say, I am proud of my “previous works” if you will… which is fancy way to say my older interviews.

And here’s my last exchange with Lauren:

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Permalink Posted in: chick, music, show, tv, video June 21, 2011

Weird Al Yankovic – Lady Gaga Parody: Born This Way (“Perform This Way”)

Weird Al Yankovic – Lady Gaga Parody: Born This Way (“Perform This Way”)

This was classic. I wonder who the body double was for this… I don’t wanna call her hot due to her digitized butterface. Roffle.

This video was the best Weird Al I’ve seen since “Amish Paradise”.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, music, video June 21, 2011

Wow People Are Racist In This Online Game [Screenshot] #orderandchaos #deyracis

Wow People Are Racist In This Online Game [Screenshot] #orderandchaos #deyracis

I took a screenshot of the global/public chat … frigging dumb-ass 11 year old kids trying to be funny.

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Permalink Posted in: iphone June 21, 2011

OMG I Was So Gonna Ether This Chick… Actually, Maybe I Should Do It Anyway

OMG I Was So Gonna Ether This Chick… Actually, Maybe I Should Do It Anyway

So the dating game is all retarded, nothing is new there. But I noticed this chick I went out on a date with on Saturday had facebook unfriended me just two days later. I was gonna shit on her on my blog (which would have included putting her full name in the title), but then I remembered I made some veiled jokes at her expense on my twitter timeline that I assume was then copied over to my facebook statuses. Which she prolly saw and caught feelings and unfriended me. So I’ll spare her… sorta. Just two quick points… a) how I met her and b) how I know she unfriended me.

A) Here’s how I met her: A couple weeks ago I was drunk as shit on the subway heading home (beer goggles de jour), and I met this chick whom I had thought was half-decent. Anyways, I met up with this broad on Sat. and she looked like the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Lol. My beer goggle had never betrayed me so badly. But as a true alchy, I figured ya know, long as I infuse some of that same beer goggle generating elixir, maybe I could salvage this. I couldn’t. Lol… But we did swap spits before she split. She was this French nanny bitch that needs to go back to France… Isn’t that where the original Hunchback of Notre Dame is from anyways? Roffle.

B) And the only reason I know she unfriended me is this killer google chrome extension called ‘BetterFacebook’ (I think they also have it for Firefox), which lets you know when cunties are being cu*ts (and removing you, lol). Dl it here.

That’s all folks. Until next time if you’re a hot chick, stay out of my crosshairs and stay in my pants! (No Anthony Weiner).

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Permalink Posted in: anecdote, chick, comedy, dc, ventilation June 20, 2011

The Last Photo Ever Posted To Ryan Dunn’s Tumblr

The Last Photo Ever Posted To Ryan Dunn’s Tumblr

RIP Kid…

Who woulda thunk that Steve-O would outlive Ryan Dunn?

Maybe it was bad karma to shove the (toy) car up his ass in Jackass 1. #toosoon

And here’s the link to his full tumblr page, by the way…

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, movie, shabooty exclusive, tv June 20, 2011

Howard Stern Show’s Sal Governale Talks About Artie Lange (Live From LA Comedy Show)

Howard Stern Show’s Sal Governale Talks About Artie Lange (Live From LA Comedy Show)

Interesting that Artie’s supposedly working on Too Fat To Fish, Too!

I know dude has uber bills stacking up, so hopefully they gave him a good advance on the sequel to the original NYTimes best selling book.

The question is will they allow him to promote it on the Howard Stern Show? Don’t hold your breath! Howard doesn’t even return Artie’s personal voicemails… #fail.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, los angeles, show, sirius, video June 19, 2011

Amber Heard Has To Carry Her Own Umbrella On The Set of Syrup

Amber Heard Has To Carry Her Own Umbrella On The Set of Syrup

Dear Amber, if you’re reading this, I would love if you would hire me to hold your umbrella for you over your head on the set of Syrup in NYC.

Granted, I understand that you are a man-hating lesbian, so it’d probably be douche-chilly to have someone such as myself in your personal bubble, but I am still willing to offer my services. I mean, we can both talk about “eating the box,” and relating that way. But yeah, it’s a shame you’re not into the tube-steak… at least I guess you’ll be dry upstairs and downstairs.

–Love,
Shabooty

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, movie, nyc June 19, 2011

Video of Samuel L. Jackson Reading Children’s Book: “Go the Fu*k To Sleep”

Video of Samuel L. Jackson Reading Children’s Book: “Go the Fu*k To Sleep”

There’s nothing more gangster than Shaft with reading glasses on, putting his grandchildren to SLEEP!

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, shabooty book club, video June 18, 2011