Neal Brennan on Joe Rogan Podcast

Neal Brennan on Joe Rogan Podcast

I am about an hour into this… with Howard Stern’s 3 day work weeks, podcasts like this and Adam Carolla’s are life savers. This was entertaining except when Joe Rogan is wearing a Tyson-esque Muslim beanie, preaching about his human growth hormone supplements. Lol. It just doesn’t look right.

And Neal is a shell of Chappelle, but at least he’s still interesting.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, video June 26, 2011

Wiz Khalifa – I Roll Up (Handicap Version) [Parody]

Wiz Khalifa – I Roll Up (Handicap Version) [Parody]

This was jokes but it was so convincing with the Handicap car at the end and everything, that I’m starting to think this dude really is handicap. Hence his crazy sense of humor about it all.

*Dead* at the part with him at the strip club, butt ass naked.

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music, video June 24, 2011

I Just Discovered The Next “IT” Internets Music Service with A Social DJ Twist: Turntable.FM

I Just Discovered The Next “IT” Internets Music Service with A Social DJ Twist: Turntable.FM

I think a week ago a facebook friend IMed me the url for turntable.fm with zero context or info. It was just a login page for your facebook login. I didn’t bother checking it out. Then I read this article which made me have to check it out. And wow I am amazed.

To quote the linked article from tech dirt:

“If you haven’t used it, it’s a service that finally makes music social in a way that works. Basically, you and others go into a “room” which generally has a theme. Up to five people in the room can act as “DJs” and sit at a table in the front. Each of the DJs puts together a queue of songs and when their turn comes around, the next song in their queue plays (usually, it’s still a little buggy on that front). Everyone else in the room can hear the song and can vote on whether it’s “awesome” or “lame.” If it’s awesome, the DJ gets points, if it’s lame, the song can be cut off and you can get booted from your chair (I believe, though have never seen that happen). Also, all the folks in the room have cute little avatars, and their heads bob to the music if they think it’s awesome. When one song is done, it moves on to the next DJ in the row, and on you go: collaborative curated music playlists.”

It’s awesome. It’s like even if you play a shitty ass song that gets rejected from the lamers out there you still get a rush from it. Lol. If you’re a newbie like me, right now I am in a room with fobs (fresh off the boat people)… they’re usually nicer to your tastes and aren’t total pricks. Lol.

Which brings me to the next logical step… setting up my own corner of the Turntable.fm world in the url form of: http://turntable.fm/shabooty …now obviously that room is empty at the current time, but I am planning to try and do something at a regular time of day where I can actually get people in and we can share our music (5 people can be in the dj booth at once, if you will). I might even try and get some celebrity DJ’s in the shabooty house. Or at least your favorite hip-hop bloggers. It’s gonna be sick!

In the meantime my name on there is “Shabooty (@shabooty)” …I tried to throw my twitter name in there for full effect. This shit is sick just tweet me at @shabooty and I’ll DJ for you to show you the service. I see my next musical addiction on the horizon! Let’s just hope the RIAA doesn’t ruin this brand new gem!

I’d love to be in a turntable.fm room with Dallas Penn and Combat Jack and Bryon Crawford and co. And maybe I can get my celebrity speed dial family of Mark McGrath and Vinny Guadagnino to join. ;)

Oh and if you get enough DJ points (likes) you can change your avatar to Dead Mouse’s ears.

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music June 24, 2011

An Unusual Crash For Two Race Bikes #WhiteBikerProblems

An Unusual Crash For Two Race Bikes #WhiteBikerProblems

At Magny-Cours, during a round of the promosport Championship: two riders crash and their bikes lock wheel bars and continue to pirouette on the ground.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, sports, video June 24, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Avoids Jail, Again (Video)

Lindsay Lohan Avoids Jail, Again (Video)

Now that must be nice. You’re on house arrest. You’re having rooftop parties at your condo. You shoot a $25,000 commercial at your house for Beezid.. AND you escape jail time once again. No wonder you act like a complete and utter asshole. You’re still winning… further proof that an attractive cunty is the most resilient entity in our society. Laf.

She eats the box, yet she’s still on that pussy pedestal, right?

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, lindsay lohan, los angeles, tv, video June 23, 2011

#WhitePeoplePredictions Bam Margera & April on Ryan Dunn’s Driving: “He’s Gonna Eat It Someday In A Car Accident”

#WhitePeoplePredictions Bam Margera & April on Ryan Dunn’s Driving: “He’s Gonna Eat It Someday In A Car Accident”

Nostradamus meet Nostrajackass. Okay sorry, I admit I’m no Roger Ebert with the wit. Lol.

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Permalink Posted in: tv, video June 23, 2011

A Bird’s Eye View of Justin Bieber Being Attacked In NYC (VIDEO)

A Bird’s Eye View of Justin Bieber Being Attacked In NYC (VIDEO)

To be honest, I can’t see sh*t… but apparently around the :21 sec mark, cops storm in and stop some old man who attacks Justin Bieber (and Justin swings back). Roffle.

By the way, what is gayer than being attacked at your “perfume launch” by an old white man? lol.

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Permalink Posted in: concert, music, nyc, video June 23, 2011

Beth-O Stern (Howard Stern’s Wife) At NYC Mercedes-Benz Grand Opening (Pics)

Beth-O Stern (Howard Stern’s Wife) At NYC Mercedes-Benz Grand Opening (Pics)

I heard Nick Cannon was there too… I guess he uses any excuse to get out of the house and away from the wife and kids. Lol. (Same goes for Beth?)

I almost overlooked the most glaring thing about this… the whole event was basically just a new Benz dealership opening up in Manhattan. Sigh… attention whores, much?

And lastly Billy Joel’s daughter annoys me. I really can’t stand butterfaces with ef you money that get nose jobs then start prancing around town as if they’re cute. F*ck outta here. Though don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying I’d kick her out of my bed for crackers.

Pictured below: Alexa Ray Joel and Beth Stern attend the gala opening of the new Mercedes-Benz Manhattan on June 21, 2011 in New York City.

Don’t you want to drive a Benz now?

Rest of pix below…

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, howard stern, nyc June 23, 2011

Anyone Else Miss The Old FAT Jimmy Kimmel That Didn’t Steal Jokes? #unfunny #narcissist

Anyone Else Miss The Old FAT Jimmy Kimmel That Didn’t Steal Jokes?

Looks like Mr. unfunny is too busy being a narcissist these days instead of being worth a shit in comedy.

Sigh… constant pwnage.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, tv, twitter June 23, 2011