Mission Impossible 4 Trailer: Ghost Protocol

Mission Impossible 4 Trailer: Ghost Protocol

Sigh… how cliche right? Action + Eminem song + Tom Cruise + A broad = Win?

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Permalink Posted in: movie, video June 30, 2011

Metal Baby Headbangs To Pantera #WhiteParentingProudness

Metal Baby Headbangs To Pantera #WhiteParentingProudness

This kid would get along with Richard Christy since they’d both be pissing their diapers at metal concerts.

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Permalink Posted in: music, video June 30, 2011

Google+ Invites Shut Down? #GooglePlus

Google+ Invites Shut Down? #GooglePlus

Here’s a screen cap of a Google+ (the facebook killer) engineer commenting on invites. I.e. I had the option to send them 10 minutes ago, but now the option disappeared. Sigh!

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Permalink Posted in: shabooty June 30, 2011

Ew, This Is Douchey… Selena Gomez Meets Shia LaBeouf

Ew, This Is Douchey… Selena Gomez Meets Shia LaBeouf

I don’t like how the A in the Selena Gomez logo is the Illuminati triangle. But that aside, this meeting for the first time (on camera) is very douche-chilly. Do you think Selena is like Alexis Ford, and she walks around with Justin Bieber’s load in her, all day? I think that’s part of her nervousness here. Imagine meeting a famous guy with another famous guy’s load sitting in you, and it could drop out at any moment. LOL!

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, shia labeouf, video June 29, 2011

And So Like, The Dumbest Shit Happened Yesterday…

And So Like, The Dumbest Shit Happened Yesterday…

For some reason I find the following story embarrassing. Anytime you feel like a prisoner in your own condo, it’s nothing to crow about.

It’s like god damn, I don’t even have to leave my house for bullshit drama to occur.

So yesterday I was on turntable.fm in the Hipster Runoff room DJing, and I played an original shabooty remix (of a Chester French song). It was probably 2:30min long. A short song, and admittedly I got hyped. It was around 9:30 PM, so it wasn’t even that late. But long story short, I blasted a 2 minute song at full volume.

…They almost knocked down my door. No bullshit.

Not really a proud moment, but it is funny. ;)

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Permalink Posted in: anecdote, comedy, music, shabooty June 29, 2011

Chris Hanson Caught on Hidden Camera Tapping Some Hoe, 20 Years Younger Than His Wife! #TCAP

Chris Hanson Caught on Hidden Camera Tapping Some Hoe, 20 Years Younger Than His Wife! #TCAP

This was blowing up twitter. I find it hilarious. It’s always the ball busters like Hansen that act holier than thou, that always end up calling the kettle black. Or in his case calling the tea kettle, sweet.

I guess his #TCAP career is over. Lol.

He’s made his name with a controversial show that catches would-be internet sex perverts in televised stings.

But now Chris Hansen has found himself on the receiving end of his own hidden camera tactics, after the married NBC anchor was secretly filmed on an illicit date with a blonde television reporter 20 years his junior.

Hansen, 51, has allegedly been having an affair with Kristyn Caddell, a 30-year-old Florida journalist, for the last four months.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, show, tv June 29, 2011

Richard Roeper Transformers 3 Review: “D”

Richard Roeper Transformers 3 Review: “D”

Pwned?

After the break is a video Richard shot, showing the downtown Chicago locales from the movie. Like I said on twitter, the only way I’ll see Transformers 3 is if someone tells me Tyrese dies in it, (cause he blocked me on twitter due to his lack of a sense of humor).

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Permalink Posted in: movie, reviews, shia labeouf, video June 29, 2011

Lady Gaga on Japanese Television #AWKWARD

Lady Gaga on Japanese Television #AWKWARD

This is kinda like show and tell for the Illuminati. And of course you’re going to be flanked by Japanese teh ghey guys.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, comedy, music, tv, video June 29, 2011

Here’s One Kid Who Should Never Try To Plank… Falls 20 Feet Off Escalator (VIDEO)

Here’s One Kid Who Should Never Try To Plank… Falls 20 Feet Off Escalator (VIDEO)

Granted, he wasn’t planking in this incident, he was just drunk, but he seems like the type of dude that would have been planking otherwise. I guess it’s a form of natural selection. But then why is he still alive? Sigh.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, video June 28, 2011