#TheRapture #TheAdjustmentBureau #Illuminati

#TheRapture #TheAdjustmentBureau #Illuminati

I found it interesting that of all actresses, Emily Blunt was in this movie. And of course Matt Damon. And when Howard Stern had his second Illuminati party in LA, in two years, who was in attendance? Emily Blunt and Matt Damon. And when recapping what happened at the party, what did Howard say? He said he “didn’t even see/know Matt Damon was there.”

We all know rule number one of the illuminati: “What is Illuminati?” (That’s the rule, when mentioned, that’s what you say). And rule number two: when you’re in the same room with fellow Illuminati, basically you don’t even acknowledge each other.

You have to save that for the pegan sex ritual with elderly white shape-shifters time.

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Permalink Posted in: howard stern, movie May 20, 2011

Video Blogger Fail: Dallas Penn Gets Kicked Out Of Footlocker For Being An Annoying Video Blogger #sneakerphile

Video Blogger Fail: Dallas Penn Gets Kicked Out Of Footlocker For Being An Annoying Video Blogger

I am of course breaking Dallas Penn’s balls here (nullus), and making light of a past episode where an Adidas store in Philly went hardbody on him and booted him out of the store for filming, and lastly, [me] wanting to point out how he has now mellowed in his old age. Before, he would have put up a fight and a protest being kicked out of a store, but now he just went to another store (Dr. Jay’s).

And this is far from me trying to be witty or funny, and I hate to be a dick (but Imma dick), but does that dude Penn’s interviewing (at 1:50) have a lazy eye? No shots whatsoever, just curious if it’s just me or what?

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, video May 20, 2011

Lars von Trier Calls Himself A 2nd Rate Jew and A [First Rate] Nazi as Kirsten Dunst Looks on in Horror: “I Understand Hitler”

Lars von Trier Calls Himself A 2nd Rate Jew and A [First Rate] Nazi as Kirsten Dunst Looks on in Horror: “I Understand Hitler”

Wow, what a dumb-ass. And he’s trying to PROMOTE a movie? I guess he did just that … sorta.

Thanks to Lov3fist on twitter for the video linkage. I heard Howard Stern playing this clip and scoffing at it.

P.s.

This is unrelated to this post, but I got some flack for my Tosh.0 review… people who didn’t even follow me on twitter (as if I value their opinions), saying Tosh is funnier than I and all that shit. I can tell you this much, as far as on my feet and on the fly comedy, I am way sharper than that cat. Fuck wit, I am bayonet on the end of a smoking pistol, sharp. And you have to realize that Daniel Tosh has a TEAM of comedy writers, and even then, I still don’t find him funny. Allow me to assemble a team of comics and you will be blown away.

I love people who have never met me, too… like they know what’s good. This weekend, I was hanging with my friend ‘B-B-B’ and he introduces me to this Bosnian guy (friend’s friend), and within minutes of meeting him and within minutes of me goofing on him/with him, he’s like, “wow, I like this guy.”

Okay, I confess “Bosnian like” [of comedy], doesn’t translate into “Hollywood fame and world adoration,” but it sure is a good first step. How many Bosnians do you know with a good sense of humor?

And finally, I’d just like to cryptically vent about a regret in life… and it’s a piece of advice. If you ever get the chance to meet a powerful person in show business, and you happen to take the girl you’re dating at the time with you to said meeting, do not even introduce her. As soon as you fully introduce her (esp. if she’s famous in one form or another), she will highjack the fucking conversation and you will not get a word in edge-wise and then you’ll feel like a tool and said powerful showbiz guy probably won’t work with you. Lol! I mean this is a direct anecdote of my life and as soon as I brought up who I was actually with (I’m saving the details for my book if I ever write one), she totally brought the conversation to a screeching emo halt and ruined the jovial mood. …women.

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Permalink Posted in: anecdote, celebs, comedy, howard stern, movie, tv, video May 20, 2011

Tosh.0 Reviewed by Shabooty (My First Time Watching The Show) @danieltosh @comedycentral

Tosh.0 Reviewed by Shabooty (My First Time Watching The Show)

I finally watched my first ever episode of Tosh.0 on Comedy Central. Specifically Season 3, Episode 11. It took me so long because I never found Daniel Tosh funny, just aggravating, and you can only be aggravated for so long, until you decide to break down and see what all of the supposed hype is all about.

For one, it’s basically viral youtube videos with jokes wrapped around them. But I can’t tell if the jokes are horrible or that’s just Daniel Tosh’s delivery. I just know if I wrote jokes for Daniel Tosh, I would cringe because I just know he wouldn’t deliver them funny.

I like the premise for the show… I know if I had a show, I’d like to do something in a similar vein. There are somethings I would shy away from, however. For example, in this episode, he goes in a ring with Manny Pacquiao and he lets Manny punch him once in the jaw. Like this bit hasn’t been done 1000 times before. I am sure they could have thought of a more creative and original bit, if they had an afternoon with Manny. The thing is, I don’t think they did, it looked like a 5 minute bit they put together, and Manny was like, “whatever, I’ll punch this jew if they want me to, shrug.” I guarantee you, if you went up to Manny today with your translator and asked him who the hell D.Tosh was, he’d be like fuck if I know. And that’s one mistake I never make. When I get a chance to meet talent/celebrities, I make sure they never forget shabooty. Lol! No brokeback hinted.

A highlight of the show was when Daniel interviewed a viral video star, this deep-voiced nerd from Cali. Mainly because at least that was unique and exclusive content to the show. Granted, Daniel Tosh’s writers couldn’t write interview questions as prolific as yours truly.

Now again, if I had my own show, there’d be one thing I would stress, and it’s the one thing that the show South Park SHINES at: urgency — which allows you to be beyond topical. For example, on last Wednesday’s episode of South Park, they already had in jokes at Arnold’s expense. And that news story only broke a few days ago.

In my show, I would first of all surround myself with a gorilla film crew. As in, if you have a family and commitments, get lost. What could make this Tosh show worth a shit is if as soon as a video went viral, they’d be on the first plane to… for example, this week it would be, on the first plane to New Orleans to interview Mr. Ghetto of “Walmart” New Orleans Bounce music fame. And I’d of course interview him, in and or around that exact Walmart. With those chicks in booty shorts.

To further elaborate, I remember I was going to once interview Mark Jacobs (not the designer, but the reality tv show director), while he was in the middle of filming ‘Breaking Bonaduce.’ What made trying to interview him impossible is the same reason he was a good gorilla-style director, and why that show was great. At the drop of a hat, he’d have to run out with his crew and film Danny acting a fool. For a show like this (if I was producing it), you need to be out there in-person, not in front of a lame green-screen. And you need to have that same kind of urgency as South Park and Mark Jacobs, if you want to be relevant.

So what this show is left with is utilizing a lot of videos that were months old, and it made it come across bland & played out.

Yeah, if you like viral videos with a laugh track, surrounded by comedy not even as witty as your favorite bloggers, I’d recommend you stay watching this show. And Daniel seems like a NICE guy, but as a host he sorta comes across as an uncool Jewish guy (no shots). Though, in the show’s defense (can you sense the sarcasm coming on), it’s hard being cool when it’s almost like you’re plagiarizing (no Jimmy Kimmel) funny bloggers, and then having someone unfunny present the material.

And lastly, I found the “Chocolate Rain Remix” to be more racist than funny. Someone needs to tell Daniel, only Mr. Ghetto is allowed to objectify black women:

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, reviews, shabooty exclusive, show, tv, twitter, video May 20, 2011

Lol Wtf There’s Not Only A “Hoodrats” Movie, There’s A Hoodrats Sequel: “Hoodrats 2 – Hoodrat Warriors”

Lol Wtf There’s Not Only A “Hoodrats” Movie, There’s A Hoodrats Sequel: “Hoodrats 2 – Hoodrat Warriors”

I didn’t know Byron Crawford was green-lighting movies… lol, but no really, I do wanna interview the guy that greenlit this project. Lol!!! He must have some really good weed.

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Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy, movie, video May 19, 2011

Chiara – Miss Howard Stern TV June 2011 (Pics + Video)

Chiara – Miss Howard Stern TV June 2011 (Pics + Video)

Miss Howard TV June 2011 Chiara demos her burlesque dance moves

She’s better looking than I had pictured her in my mind, (listening to her on the radio). I just hate her name, wtf name is Chiara? That’s like anti-find me on the internets.

High-Rez Photo after the jump…

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Permalink Posted in: chick, howard stern, model, show, sirius, tv, video May 19, 2011

People of Walmart Have A Soundtrack: Mr. Ghetto – Walmart

People of Walmart Have A Soundtrack: Mr. Ghetto – Walmart

Can we get a Mr. Ghetto and Rebecca Black collabo at Target? That’d be the tits.

You think when God created Katrina, it was so this video could never be made? If so, there must be no God since this not only was made despite Katrina, but it is now youtube viral.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, hip-hop, music, video May 19, 2011

Video: Ghetto Alarm Clock (Ghetto Morning Wakeup)

Video: Ghetto Alarm Clock (Ghetto Morning Wakeup)

To quote Joey Boots (he lives in the Bronx):

“This is what I woke up to last week. This fuxktard is yelling at his ex-girlfriend’s mother who sits in her window day and night in her housecoat about her daughter stealing his $170.00 in food stamps… why does this seemingly healthy person even get food stamps?”

See, who needs an alarm clock in the ghetto is my point.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, nyc, video May 19, 2011

Haley Reinhart Falls on Stage on American Idol

Haley Reinhart Falls on Stage on American Idol

Yo, Haley got this competition locked… and when she wins I’mma go back and pull that Feb ’11 tweet on twitter where I predicted she was gonna win and Imma brag and boast and say I got an eye for talent.

Oh about that fall, it happens at 1:24.

I even told one of Lady Gaga’s publicists (I am sure she has more than one), that if she gets Haley on board as a client, to hook me up with an interview as I have been a 0-day supporter.

And not to keep dwelling, but speaking of Haley and twitter, since I was one of her earliest pronounced supporters on twitter, at one point actually in Jan or Feb, she actually searched for her name on twitter and was giving shout outs back to folks that had been giving her love before it was all trendy and she def hit me up, but I can’t find that tweet of hers since it’s so old. Otherwise I would have screen-shotted that and brought it to the blog-surface a long time ago and bragged. Anyways, not to sound like a drippy school girl or anything.

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Permalink Posted in: american idol, comedy, music, tv, video May 19, 2011