NMA: PLANKING 101, the 3-d animation


NMA: PLANKING 101, the 3-d animation

I never remember to go ‘planking’ when I’m actually out with friends. But I would def. go planking to impress a chick. Not on no dumb, accidentally kill myself shit though. Even though that leaves emo chick’s panties drippy. Lolz.

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And the most depressing movie I’ve seen in 2011 goes to: “Biutiful” #javierbardem


And the most depressing movie I’ve seen in 2011 goes to: “Biutiful” #javierbardem

What is there to say about this movie, it’s intense. Javier Bardem obvs slays the role. It’s simply a powerful movie. It just might even make you cry. Nullus.

Ya know who I mix Javier Bardem up with by the way? Benicio Del Toro. And guess what? As far as acting chops, Javier Bardem gives Benicio Del Toro a run for his money. And that’s a frigging understatement.

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Kevin Bacon on Howard Stern Show (Audio) 5-26-11

Kevin Bacon on Howard Stern Show (Audio) 5-26-11

I’m not trying to be a dick, but I fail to feel sorry for Kevin Bacon for being schemed by Bernie Madof. He was obvs trying to do some greedy investments and got caught up. Sure you can blame it on your investment guy, but you should know what dude is doing with your money and who he’s working with. Fail.

Rest below…

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Flavor Flav on Howard Stern Show 5-26-11

Flavor Flav on Howard Stern Show 5-26-11

I’m disturbed by the fact that I know the proper spelling of Flavor Flav is “Flavor” and not “Flava” Flav, like a fly by night fan might spell.

So apparently Flavor’s first chicken joint closed down, but now he’s looking to open one up in Las Vegas. Sigh.

Rest below + HTV teaser…

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Richard Roeper Hangover 2 Review: C-


Richard Roeper Hangover 2 Review: C-

Aw, damn… looks like this is a 100 Million dollar opening weekend “dud.” I haven’t seen it yet obviously, but here’s my only pet peeve about movies like this: it’s always the squarest of your friends that are the first ones that hit you up trying to see this kinda movie. I understand squares live vicariously through this shit (the same reason why the most pussy-whipped people like to have the most extravagant bachelor parties), but it all just irks me.

Having said that, I will probably see it this weekend, but only to see my square-ass friends.

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January Jones Pics #steamy





January Jones Pics #steamy

I finally saw the movie ‘Unknown’ and January Jones is stunning in it. Not that the above $1,000 leather jacket + braless combo isn’t stunning. I don’t watch Mad Men though, so I didn’t know JJ from AHITW (a hole in the wall). And now she’s making a splash, and it happens to be man-mayo. Sigh!

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